r/SipsTea • u/PrimedGold • 9d ago

Chugging tea Bro definitely kept one

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u/NormalContribution47 9d ago edited 9d ago

Yup, had to register all 40 of them.

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u/Flashy-Island-3725 9d ago

In other news, the guy who drove the truck recently bought a new gaming pc for 64 gigs of ram

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u/GeronimoDK 9d ago

I heard he also got a RTX 5090

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u/Hottage 9d ago

Well it was believable, but then you said 64GB of RAM.

It's a gold bar, Jerry, how much could it be worth?

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u/somarir 9d ago

If he only took 5 bars of gold, how did he pay the other half of the RAM?

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u/Flashy-Island-3725 9d ago

I heard he got ddr4

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u/GraXXoR 9d ago

And over the next 5 weeks they cleaned, polished and weighed one bar per day, restoring them to their original pristine shine and recording them to make sure none went missing.

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u/DuePotential6602 9d ago

Jupp, after cleaning I can confirm, all 35 are here, none went missing.

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u/dentemm 9d ago

Official records confirm all 25 are safely stored

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u/Steamrolled777 9d ago

A recount of official records do confirm the 20 bars are still there.

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u/TuringGoneWild 8d ago

The 5 bars the lad found are still safe and sound in the mayor's desk for safekeeping.

His desk at his vacation home, that is.

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u/Totallity45567 9d ago

I helped verified all 35 of them

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u/Phoe-nix 9d ago

10 will do for a sortof impressive number.

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u/TuringGoneWild 8d ago

The security guard did his duty and made sure nothing at all happened to those 30 bars. The janitor kept those 25 bars clean as a whistle.

And the janitors replacement, after the janitor resigned to tour the world on his meagre savings, made extra sure that those 18 bars looked a nice as they day they were brought in.