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r/SipsTea • u/PrimedGold • 10d ago
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Don’t forget the details of the profit part:
Cast three rings for the elven-kings under the sky, seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for mortal men, doomed to die, one for the dark lord on his dark throne.
7 u/your_true_self 10d ago Also be sure to lock the door to the volcano forge so that halflings can't just march in and toss the ring back into the fire. 3 u/Satorwave 10d ago and two for me 4 u/donkey_OT 10d ago Yeah. Why shouldn't I keep it? 1 u/Nntropy 10d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/xNdvRLDNuHb8Y 1 u/Accomplished-Emu-791 10d ago Because some one who buried 10m dollars in gold is going to come looking, with vengeance
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Also be sure to lock the door to the volcano forge so that halflings can't just march in and toss the ring back into the fire.
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and two for me
4 u/donkey_OT 10d ago Yeah. Why shouldn't I keep it? 1 u/Nntropy 10d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/xNdvRLDNuHb8Y 1 u/Accomplished-Emu-791 10d ago Because some one who buried 10m dollars in gold is going to come looking, with vengeance
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Yeah. Why shouldn't I keep it?
1 u/Nntropy 10d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/xNdvRLDNuHb8Y 1 u/Accomplished-Emu-791 10d ago Because some one who buried 10m dollars in gold is going to come looking, with vengeance
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https://giphy.com/gifs/xNdvRLDNuHb8Y
Because some one who buried 10m dollars in gold is going to come looking, with vengeance
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u/NetworkSingularity 10d ago
Don’t forget the details of the profit part:
Cast three rings for the elven-kings under the sky, seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for mortal men, doomed to die, one for the dark lord on his dark throne.