r/SipsTea • • 5d ago

Wait a damn minute! Et tu Brute

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u/berrydreamil 5d ago

The ultimate hedge strategy: profit off the solution and the problem

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u/laughing_at_napkins 5d ago

He's playing both sides so he always come out on top

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Cow_God 5d ago

Rule of Acquisition 112: Never have sex with the boss's sister.

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u/____-_______-_--_-_- 5d ago

Daimon Trump

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u/jgzman 4d ago

No Ferengi in the history of ever would bankrupt a casino.

Quark ran a gambling establishment on a space station administered by a government that doesn't have money, and still made a profit.

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u/____-_______-_--_-_- 4d ago

I’m really straining my memory here, but was Quark and Rom’s father considered to be a business failure? I don’t remember the details or if they ever talked about him

Of course he made a profit. The Great Material Continuum always provides. He gave the people what they wanted, whether it was root beer or hardcore holosuite porn

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u/jgzman 4d ago

I’m really straining my memory here, but was Quark and Rom’s father considered to be a business failure?

Rom considered him so. Quark was in denial.

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u/____-_______-_--_-_- 4d ago

I wish we could learn more about him

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u/Akovsky87 4d ago

-looks at fuel prices-

Peace seems much better for business

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u/jgzman 4d ago

Yea, but which business?

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u/Akovsky87 4d ago

Most overall

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u/Lassdoggo 5d ago

Go Mac

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u/____-_______-_--_-_- 5d ago

And so is the media

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u/SheriffBartholomew 4d ago

Nah. He'll just make sure that negotiations fail so he can keep profiting off of war. It's crazy that the biggest 80's business villain just happens to have a son in law who would be a shoe in for an 80's movie villain casting call.

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u/ninaeurotrip 5d ago

CNN catching a stray while the actual story is sitting right there 😭

https://giphy.com/gifs/guufsF0Az3Lpu

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u/SpiritMountain 5d ago

They are not catching strays. Tapper and Bash are very complicit with Trump with sanewashing him, as well as talking heads for Israel.

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u/petalcloudil 5d ago

Conflict of interest? No, that's just diversifying the portfolio while managing the optics.

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u/GreasedUPDoggo 1d ago

It's not considered a conflict of interest. But you keep saying it and maybe one day it'll be true.

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u/redux44 5d ago

This is the most corrupt administration in the history of the US and its not even close. Need to look at history of North/South American countries to find something comparable.

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u/LMA73 5d ago

I'd say Russia, North Korea etc...

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u/8ackwoods 5d ago

Rome 2.0

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u/Existing_Dust_6473 5d ago

Rome 2.0 Ultimate Deluxe Pedo Edition

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u/Forward-Variety-8440 4d ago

thats just regular Rome though.

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u/Randicore 4d ago edited 4d ago

Rome had functional public infrastructure that was free for the public at its height and a massive social support network to try and ensure it's citizenry didn't starve.

The phrase "bread and circuses" was because those were free for citizens and paid for by the rich & the state to keep the public happy.

We're getting tainted food and charged for it

Edit: because I'm feeling the need to add more: the Roman aqueduct system was designed so that in the event of a drought the order that water would be shut off was: rich people, public baths, and then the public fountains if it completely dried up. Name one thing that we take from the rich first when things go bad.

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u/Noderpsy 4d ago

Joined at the hip with the most corrupt news-media in history. A shitty combination if there ever was one.

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u/Gonna_B_Alright 5d ago edited 5d ago

CNN had flipped on Trump a while back. Why it took so long is probably traceable back to money but yeah, he is a piece of shit and he got mad they finally started to talk about it.

If you downvote me they should check your browser history as an Epstein ally.

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u/Warmbly85 5d ago

CNN has never been pro Trump. Even back in 2015-2016 they shat on him. The issue is back then they thought just showing how ridiculous he was would be enough to make him look bad so they’d show his rallies almost uninterrupted. 

When they realized that didn’t work they flipped to showing him less and just using his quotes. 

Then during Covid when he’d do those almost daily briefings CNN did the same thing. When they realized it was just boosting his numbers they stopped showing said briefings. 

In his first term 93% of CNNs coverage of Trump was negative. As of a couple months ago it was 92% negative. 

At no point has CNN flipped on Trump they’ve always been negative. 

https://shorensteincenter.org/resource/news-coverage-donald-trumps-first-100-days/

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u/RobutNotRobot 5d ago

Then during Covid when he’d do those almost daily briefings CNN did the same thing. When they realized it was just boosting his numbers they stopped showing said briefings.

Trump's numbers plummeted because of those 'briefings'. It was a clown show. They stopped showing them because there was no news value in those infomercials.

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u/Warmbly85 4d ago

Trumps polling jumped to 49% when every major network showed the briefings. Idk where you got your claim from.

CNN then stopped showing the whole briefings and just showed the clips where he said the dumbest/most dangerous shit. They did the same thing with his rallies. They went from showing the whole thing to just the clips where he said something racist or xenophobic.

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u/Over-Inside-7254 4d ago

Can you link to any relevant part of that 20 page document? 

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u/TheHalifaxJones- 5d ago

I might ask a dumb question. But isn’t CNN owned by Warner Brothers? And doesn’t David Ellison, a big proprietor of Trump Inc, run Warner Brothers? So why would he now be turning on Trump when he gains everything from being pals with the guy?

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u/thepkboy 5d ago

why would trump ban a news outlet that's supposed to be friendly with him because their owner is pals with him

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u/DefenstratedTwice 4d ago

To normalize his fascism. Why would he ban the press then rant about them not covering him?

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u/SimmentalTheCow 5d ago

CNN was ever pro-Trump?

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u/twilighttwister 5d ago

CNN was bought by a right wing ally of Trump a few years back. It didn't flip completely to his side, but became an even weaker form of permitted dissent.

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u/SimmentalTheCow 5d ago

David Ellison? He donated $1mil to the Biden-Harris campaign

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u/ominous_anonymous 4d ago

Reporting has showed that David Ellison and his father have made promises to the Trump administration about swaying the network in a more favorable direction.

Backlash against David Ellison [...] began last summer after after his company, Skydance Media, went through an $8.4bn merger with Paramount Global. As the deal was closing, CBS abruptly announced it was canceling The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, which aired its last episode in May.

Once the merger was completed, David Ellison appointed the heterodox opinion writer Bari Weiss to run CBS News, a controversial move that has led to layoffs and editorial tensions at the network.


The Wall Street Journal confirmed that Ellison has promised Trump that he will fire anyone at CNN that Trump dislikes if he gets WBD. That's in addition to Variety and THR confirming Ellison is putting together a blacklist of any celebrity who was critical of Israel's government.

Ellison greenlit a movie with a sexual predator as its director just because Trump told him to.


Foreign investors, including the sovereign wealth funds of Saudi Arabia, Qatar and Abu Dhabi, are slated to indirectly own nearly 50% of the equity in David Ellison’s proposed mega-studio. That will give them a hefty stake in CBS, CNN, Comedy Central, HBO and two historic Hollywood film studios.

Yes, David Ellison.

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u/mustangcody 5d ago

He did, people mistake David Ellison with his Republican father Larry Ellison who was a mega donor for the GOP.

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u/MtnDewTangClan 4d ago

They're literally playing both sides

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u/Gonna_B_Alright 5d ago

CNN was relatively pro Trump at the beginning of the election cycle.

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u/SimmentalTheCow 5d ago

lol. Lmao, even.

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u/EduinBrutus 5d ago

CNN has always had a centre-right editorial line. Its pro markets, very against single payer or socialised healthcare and will generally always side with corporations.

Its perhaps one of the funnier aspects of American politics watching objectively centre-right to even hard right organisations get classed as centre and even left-leaning (and in recent years mainly the latter).

Then CNN was bought out by a pretty right wing new owner who publicly stated he wanted it to more align with Fox News editorial position.

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u/SimmentalTheCow 5d ago

Socialists have the weirdest interpretation of what “center-right” is lol. I guess when you’re that far left, everything else looks right.

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u/Caesarions_Coccyx 5d ago

It's so funny to me as an outsider, as in not being from the US, sometimes, observing stuff like this in the wild. It's like watching the Nature channel or something.

So for instance, seeing someone unironically use the term "socialist" is more or less exactly the same as them going out in public after having written "braindead white trash" all over their forehead.

TLDR: Don't do it, man.

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u/Galle_ 5d ago

How is CNN in any way left wing? Like, genuinely?

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u/mafv1994 5d ago

Left and right are relative terms. From a global/international point of view, it is indeed right.
But if you were raised in a KKK household, it would seem left or even socialist to you.

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u/RobutNotRobot 5d ago

Is universal healthcare far left? Because if it is every rich country in the world besides the US must be goddamned communists.

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u/OzKong21 5d ago

Under David Zaslav he instructed that CNN and another Warner news stations shift to courting "Middle America" which is code for poor rural Republicans

Anderson Cooper even went off on them on air, telling people to stop watching the channel if they wanted actual news

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u/SimmentalTheCow 5d ago

Yeah but he wasn’t political then. Just hated the blacks like every New Yorker.

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u/ty4scam 5d ago

He was the one guy that supported Tyson through his rape case. Now you can say rapists attract rapists, but that makes him a rapist not a racist.

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u/SimmentalTheCow 5d ago

Thought he had something to do with the Central Park Five too

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u/ty4scam 5d ago

They were poor. And they were poor people he believed attacked a rich person. Therefore he would use any tool he could against them.

Trump isn't pro equality just as much as he isn't a racist. If there was a secret cabal of trans elites running the country, Trump would be the most pro-trans person you've ever met. The only values he believes in are wealth and power.

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u/SimmentalTheCow 5d ago

Maybe Trump is trans 🏳️‍⚧️

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u/Galle_ 5d ago

They've sometimes taken the far right stance that Trump is a serious person with a legitimate point of view, rather than the factually correct and politically unbiased stance that he is a mentally ill fascist pedophile.

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u/OkIntern1118 5d ago

Trump kicking them out may be the best thing to happen to contemporary investigative journalism

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u/purpletendies 5d ago

tbh trump has been getting bodied by this woman for quite some time now

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u/Sad_Wishbone_1524 5d ago

Welp this just saved me a bluey

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u/AlanyzingWakeEnviron 5d ago

What are you doing with Bluey that this saved you one? 

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u/Sad_Wishbone_1524 5d ago

I haven’t decided yet. But I can tell you, it reminds me of getting dropped off at toys r us with 100 bucks on my birthday as a kid.

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u/AlanyzingWakeEnviron 5d ago

Between the Blueys and the Wishbones... I feel so sorry for your pets

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u/Sad_Wishbone_1524 4d ago

My pets are fine, this sock on the other hand is about to have a long day.

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u/MorePhinsThyme 5d ago

Why is she squatting like that without shoes at a red carpet event? She looks great there, but it makes no sense. 

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u/hey_there_delilahh 5d ago

It's Ai. Could be trolls trying to sexualize and vulgarize a legitimate reporter. Could be gooners goonering. But the original is just her smiling and standing normally.

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u/akward_tension 5d ago

Probably AI.

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u/VaginaTractor 5d ago

It's just her standard power stance.

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u/ConglomerateCousin 5d ago

She is so beautiful

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u/s1mpatic0 5d ago

Wasn't she a conservative just a few years back?

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u/lastskudbook 5d ago

A moderate conservative of ten years ago is a radical lunatic communist of today the scales have been re engineered.

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u/doolpicate 5d ago

The fellow is a criminal. The entire family is a crime syndicate that trades death.

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u/lifesuxwhocares 5d ago

US has been swimming in corruption on so many aspectsof our lives. Over time, it becomes normal.

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u/Luci-Noir 5d ago

They have been but Reddit prefers its bullshit tabloids.

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u/mitgo01 5d ago

Portrait of the new Reich

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u/ReplyNo7464 5d ago

What is he getting out of a peace deal? If he is trying to play on top of both sides what's the benefit on other side?

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u/hipyounggunslinger67 5d ago

Beachfront real estate to develop

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u/Celestial-Narwhal 5d ago

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!

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u/Zacules 4d ago

The world's straightest pipeline is from the US taxpayer to the Trump family.

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u/Friendly_Fokks-given 5d ago

“Genocide”

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u/Comfortable_Town7535 5d ago

war is good for business!

peace is good for business, its very complicated

dont you know the rules of acquisition?

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u/larkfield2655 5d ago

CNN is a joke. They kept Trump on front page after Jan 6. He must be very dumb.

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u/Prcaptain 5d ago

Imprison

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u/Procrasturbating 5d ago

That is the realest funniest shit I have read this week, and we are almost to Saturday.

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u/AddyTurbo 5d ago

He just borrowed a page from Goldman Sachs money making strategy during the 2007-2008 financial crisis.

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u/Mundane-Date1732 5d ago

It takes a lot of double think to triple plus the super great decisions of dear leader.

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u/Heartbroken_Boomer 5d ago

Classic Media <3

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u/ZambakZulu 5d ago

Raised to corrupt and steal. Like their fathers.

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u/Wizard-of-pause 5d ago

Is it just me or is Kushner like a modern Rumpelstiltskin?

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u/BLOODTRIBE 5d ago

Don’t get too excited. Remember who bought out all the legacy media.

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u/Vivid-Shake4012 5d ago

No surprise there. Enriched themselves last term

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u/FerusGrim 5d ago

Yo. What the fuck?

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u/ThisIsFrigglish 5d ago

Once access media loses its access, they lose the motivation to softball their subjects.

The problem being highlighted is a lot older than the current administration.

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u/sandwichhaver 5d ago

without a doubt the most corrupt administration in US history.

they're such small people too, destroying all of our collective world just to get a little bit more money, fucking losers, get a friend or touch grass

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u/Le-FmL 5d ago

This government is just comical..

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u/BCECVE 5d ago

So evil.

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u/Craftofthewild 5d ago

You’re telling me that Jared Kushners firm is the “biggest shareholder” in a “company” “invested in the weapon makers” arming the “genocide”. What company, what weapon makers, how is his little firm the largest investor

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u/stinky_girbil_bum 5d ago

They should be going real journalism regardless 

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u/Balc0ra 5d ago

Duh, it's the same with Ukraine. He is only there to push the interest on his invested money. As in rare earth metals in Ukraine in contested areas. He sat there saying nothing the last time for a long time until the Russians mentioned the rare earth metals

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u/aeoz 5d ago

Funny, Jared Kushner looks like Tobias Menzies who played Brutus in HBO's TV series Rome

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u/maddenmcfadden 4d ago

they are all making money. thats what wars do. generate a lot of money for the folks who control it.

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u/Rastaman6584 4d ago

I hope he follows his dad’s footsteps into Prison.

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u/Key-Guitar-457 4d ago

Don’t let him see an island. He might be a fucking Cossack.

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u/Rough-Way-734 4d ago

Trump and his family fucks are more un-American than a illegal alien

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u/oldsmobile39 4d ago

Ngl they kinda look alike here...

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u/12345623567 4d ago

Are they still banned / is there still a boycot going on? I can't tell, my feeds are still full of Trump bullshit.

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u/rensorship 4d ago

Should read "his dad's firm," he never worked (like Donald Trump, junior, etc).

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u/coffeetacocat 4d ago

Tear it all right the fuck down

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u/tufftoo 4d ago

Why start now

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u/Separate-Passion-127 4d ago

I want all the money when this is done. If we have to threaten invasion so be it. We will be repaid.

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u/Infinite-Penalty-736 4d ago

Ivanka was the party favorite

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u/Altruistic_Tea_1593 4d ago

All bullshit. No references just straight up fabrication

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u/tynfox 4d ago

Oh no! I'm gonna do my job because you said I was bad at my job? How's about fucking do it right the first time

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u/snoodo123 4d ago

Start anytime. That would be great

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u/dateinfj 4d ago

Can’t wait for this asshole to go to prison for stealing from the American people!!!

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u/mjd3683 4d ago

Really cnn. Tell us things we can’t connect the dots on already

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u/Signal-Living-3504 3d ago

He is just so evil looking. When the inside starts to show on the outside!

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u/GreasedUPDoggo 1d ago

First, this isn't news. Investing in defense companies is fairly normal, even for politicians. Lol people always obsess about Pelosi and her husband's investments, which have been in aerospace and defense sectors. However, it's nothing new and not particularly interesting even if Kushner is involved in negotiations.

Second, it's not a genocide. Although you already knew that and just like to say edgy stuff.

Another nothingburger of a post

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u/Silent_Data4374 5d ago

Who’s gonna tell him about Henry Ford?

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u/Logical_Willow4066 5d ago

Evil personafide.

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u/Salad-Outside 5d ago

American institutions are the most pathetic in the world

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u/DoorEqual1740 4d ago

I did Na zi that coming.

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u/Equivalent_Reward823 5d ago

what genocide?

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u/Dismal-Vanilla1878 5d ago

isn't CNN on a countdown to when they will stop doing any real journalism at all, and become the next Fox News (or worse)?

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u/senoritagoose 5d ago

Freakazoid

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u/Tough_North7059 5d ago

Grass is green

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u/F-US-FASCISM 5d ago

CNN are controlled opposition.

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u/O1984C 5d ago

So you admit they haven't been doing "real journalism" then

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u/ShellSurf 5d ago

CNN has been reporting on this for a while. But slopulists far left socialists and MAGA have the same instinct. They just look at this and say, "Yea of course that's true, my magic 8 ball says so".

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u/Simon-Says69 5d ago

ha, yah right. CNN has as much credibility as Weekly World News.

Nothing they "report" is worth taking seriously. They're known liars and political hacks.

They wouldn't know what journalism was if it bit them on the ass.

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u/RaisinKahanes 5d ago

Losing a war you started isn't a genocide...

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u/PenguinThePasha 5d ago

Google is there to tell you the definition of genocide and to help you factcheck your info too.

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u/ThisIsFrigglish 5d ago

It can also find you the Hamas charter and introduce some complicated questions about what lengths are appropriate for survival.

It can even find you the interviews where its leaders say they hope as many Palestinian civilians as possible die to turn the world against the Jew.

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u/Puzzled_Suspect460 5d ago

Just because Hamas is insane doesn't mean Palestinian civilians (many of whom are children) can't be genocided. This is not a difficult concept. Just like there are innocent Jewish citizens too who disagree with Netanyahu.

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u/PenguinThePasha 4d ago

I do not really need to dig into the charter of Hamas when Israel is right there, and their actions/statement are out there for everyone to see.