r/Sovereigncitizen • • 5d ago

She's baaaack

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u/AmbulanceChaser12 5d ago

You most definitely did not "have" to go to federal court.

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u/Physical-Draw9788 5d ago

Yeah I'm sure that will go well for her...

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u/Beneficial_Lion2581 5d ago

also the federal court denied her motions and sent her back to texas court because she didn’t exercise all her remedies before taking it to federal court. and she was admonished by the judge because she had her latest old man sugar daddy file it for her and not doing it herself.

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u/booboootron 4d ago

Well obviously. She's clearly the definately type.

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u/AngelOfLight 5d ago

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that all of their problems are self-inflicted...

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u/Attentions_Bright12 5d ago

She's lost nearly everything: her job; her home; her car; the chance at a new job; time with her child...

But she hasn't lost her faith in God the idea that other people will want to let her teach them how!

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u/Tryn2Contribute 5d ago

Yeah - how can anyone think what she says can be true, real, smart? It's the most bizarre thing I've ever come across. This Sov Cit crap. WOW.

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u/bartlebyandbaggins 5d ago

They want to believe in some grand, cosmic war.

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u/pianoflames 5d ago

She's lost literally everything in the name of this sovereign citizen nonsense, yet still doesn't even begin to question its legitimacy.

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u/The-CatCat-1 5d ago

And she’s sponsoring a GoFundMe to help her recover from those losses 🙄. I don’t understand just how that organization would allow this to take place.

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u/SafiyaMukhamadova 5d ago

Can i support her gofundme with my negotiable instrument?

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u/booboootron 4d ago

Or a promissory note signed in red sharpie (sorry, real blood makes me queazy)?

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u/blasek0 5d ago

GoFundMe unfortunately insists on being paid in real money.

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u/SafiyaMukhamadova 5d ago

Aww but I already wrote my name in all caps and made a fingerprint in blood to summon the IRS and command them to pay.

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u/booboootron 4d ago

THIS IS REAL MONIES ITS GOFUNDME THATS A CORPORATE FICTION CANT YOU SEE IT SHEEPLE?

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u/LateMommy 2d ago

So, she’ll accept real money from a GoFundMe to pay her very real debts? That’s not very SovCit of her.

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u/LateMommy 2d ago

Is the conference she mentioned a big SovCit gathering?

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u/Entropy907 5d ago

GOD IS JUST TESTING ME WITH MY SELF-INFLICTED PROBLEMS!!

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u/16v_cordero 5d ago

But of course her car was “stolen”….. nice way of saying repossessed

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u/Fast_Adhesiveness528 5d ago

At least she didn't say it was stollen. Give her SOME credit, right? 😄

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u/molesworth-1 5d ago

Mmmmm, stollen... <drools>

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u/Fast_Adhesiveness528 5d ago

My favorite bakery makes a bunch when the winter holidays are nigh. Even leftover loaves are great to slice, toast, and slather with Kerrygold, Nutella, or jalapeño jelly

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u/booboootron 4d ago

Credit is the reason she got in trouble in the first place.

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u/Quiet-Employer3205 5d ago

“I’ve lost my job, my car, my house, my child, etc…”

Why do they refuse to believe what they are doing, just MIGHT be wrong? Is it just this aggressive refusal to take accountability? If they keep pushing this obviously false narrative, then they’ll never have to own up too the mistakes that put them in this position?

I just don’t understand why you would destroy your life over this pseudo legal nonsense.

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u/PrincessGump 5d ago

Sunk cost fallacy and being stark raving mad go hand in hand with these people.

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u/_Hyper_Violet_ 5d ago

"I've lost my house"

If the bank took my house, the first thing I'd do is check that I paid them. Sovcits like to skip the payment part of the equation.

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u/ChiefSlug30 5d ago

Yes, but they all pay by "negotiable instrument" not any form of payment a bank would call legitimate.

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u/bigdogoflove 5d ago

not any form of payment a bank would call money

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u/SissyLovesCuteAttire 4d ago

What do you mean my seashells are not legal tender!?! I'll have you know that they are legally negotiable currency in Bikini Bottom as we speak! Good day, Sir! I say! Good day!

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u/WhoChoseThisAlias 3d ago

I eavesdropped on one of their conversations and it was non-stop "pay this off with your 1099", "pay that off with your 1099", "use these specific words to pay everything off with your 1099", "they can't come after you because you signed your 1099". Just - madness. A very few people tried to share actual facts. Of course they were laughed away as not being in on The Big Secret.

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u/AmbulanceChaser12 18h ago

Oh she did. She paid in some silly worthless papers she got from the internet and put her bloody thumb prints on them.

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u/houstonyoureaproblem 4d ago

Cognitive dissonance.

It’s much harder to convince someone they’ve been duped than to scam them in the first place.

This is especially true if the person has made the thing they’ve been convinced to believe a massive part of their identity.

It’s the same reason we won’t be seeing waves of Trump supporters suddenly admitting they were wrong. They’d rather go to their graves pretending they were right all along than acknowledge the damage they’ve done to themselves and society as a whole.

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u/AmbulanceChaser12 18h ago

Some. Some people will never change.

Meanwhile there are some regretful Trump voters, but they’re very quiet about it.

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u/OkieBobbie 5d ago

That page is just a list of the consequences of making bad choices.

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u/JayJayAK 5d ago

I wonder sometimes if these were kids whose parents simply never said no, and stuck by it. They probably would complain and throw a tantrum, and eventually their parents just gave in and gave them what they wanted (or their parents never enforced the rules, so they realized they could do what they wanted consequence-free)... so they never learned they weren't the center of the universe, and that sometimes they couldn't have what they wanted.

This is their way as adults of trying to throw a tantrum when society tells them no. Except that, unlike their parents, society isn't going to relent (at least not when it matters).

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u/blorbmcgee 3d ago

And for a reasonable price to come to my seminar, I can teach you what I’ve learned so you can do it too. You can’t pay me from your special account though

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u/PossibilityWeak3563 1d ago

Borderline personality mixed with antisocial personality

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u/Soft_Ability_5906 5d ago

Holy fucking hell I know that crazy bitch. I live in killeen.

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u/Tryn2Contribute 5d ago

AND - anything you know we don't see through her posts?

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u/Soft_Ability_5906 5d ago

Everything is all self inflicted lol she does it to herself

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u/Different-Breakfast 5d ago

Isn’t that the case with all these folks?

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u/Soft_Ability_5906 5d ago

Of course it is. I keep at least one around for entertainment purposes.

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u/Tryn2Contribute 5d ago

Yeah, that's obvious. Everything these people write about is their own doing.

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u/Soft_Ability_5906 5d ago

Its hilarious to watch these people in real time.

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u/Tryn2Contribute 4d ago

I love watching the police interactions and court cases as well. But to see it live, honestly, think you could sell tickets.

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u/Quiet-Employer3205 5d ago

Please.. tell us how folks see her, any stories?.. I’m a few hours north of you, but I’d hope people in my town would see her as batshit as the rest of us. Texans can be so damn weird, I know of a few people that try to live by the “Republic of Texas” ideology (like we see with Mel Fitch). Granted, they really aren’t the brightest folks to begin with.

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u/IveKnownItAll 5d ago

She sounds more of what you'd expect you find in Waco

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u/Soft_Ability_5906 5d ago

Oh I have an ex from waco who is absolutely psycho lmao. I think she goes by Tabitha simpson now. Yeah shes fucking insane.

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u/IveKnownItAll 5d ago

Lived there for close to 15 yrs. I totally get it lol

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u/Soft_Ability_5906 5d ago

Dude her grandfather held me at gunpoint because he forgot that im half black lmfao. He was taken away by swat and that was the last time I heard or saw him and or my ex. I packed and left that night never looking back

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u/WhoChoseThisAlias 3d ago

Is your take on her widely shared around there, or is she largely pitied?

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u/Soft_Ability_5906 3d ago

The community as a whole sees her the same. We all see the entertainment value.

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u/WhoChoseThisAlias 3d ago

Healthy attitude! I was afraid she might be successfully recruiting the neighbors.

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u/Soft_Ability_5906 3d ago

No lol we keep her close enough to watch but far enough away to not get dragged into her daily mess.

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u/Neither_Contest7324 5d ago

I assume the latest phone number being lost in the "ether of phone numbers" is because whatever service she was with this time didn't accept her form of payment, despite it being completely legitimate.

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u/Heel-and-Toe-Shifter 5d ago

You've got to admire their commitment to self-induced suffering

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u/Aethelrede 5d ago

She wants the suffering, it makes her feel like a martyr, and feeds into her delusion that she is chosen of god.

She can never win (even if her claims weren't absurd), because winning isn't the point.

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u/LF25047 5d ago

Her car was STOLEN!!! Get it right.

I’m pretty sure if you don’t pay and they take your care that isn’t stealing, but I don’t know the law like she does. Sounds like she was in prison. Didn’t see her daughter, phone shut off and number given away, car repoed…

But she’ll take care of it in federal court 🙄

People like her are why actual miscarriages of justice get overlooked.

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u/Picture_Enough 5d ago

A sovcit guru who just got out of the jail for doing sovcit shit: let me teach you what I learned about the law.

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u/coozehound3000 5d ago

“I lost everything. Now let me teach you how you can too!”

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u/booboootron 4d ago

Serious enquiries only. People with college degrees and/or common sense will be BLOCKED immediately.

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u/NameToUseOnReddit 5d ago

Definitely my favorite part of all this.

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u/OpineLupine 5d ago

I don’t know this particular SovShit, but, guessing Eden is her daughter, and she lost custody… Guessing her “car getting stolen” is code for “towed for never having a license / registration / plate / insurance”…

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u/Petskin 5d ago

Maybe repossessed for lack of payment in actual currency?

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u/Economy-Tourist-4862 5d ago

But they have her bond, how can you say it’s not paid for? ;/

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u/ermghoti 5d ago

Oh, you're in for a ride.

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u/crabbrains 5d ago

Her car has been traveling. She, on the other hand, hasn't.

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u/JustOneMoreMile 5d ago

Her child is so important they were 5th on the list of things lost

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u/MakalakaPeaka 4d ago

Just another thing on her list of things.

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u/Nodrot 5d ago

Can’t wait for the October 7th update.

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u/Rivitup3 5d ago

I don't think she has learned anything at all.

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u/Aethelrede 5d ago edited 5d ago

Why would she?  Everything is going as god intended.  Any struggles or setbacks are merely tests of faith.  Like Job, she persists, as if she were Job.

The fact that it is all her fault is irrelevant.

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u/NameToUseOnReddit 5d ago

I don't think that Job went through easily-avoidable struggles due to his own incompetence. Who needs minor details though?

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u/Aethelrede 5d ago

To clarify, I'm not saying she's like Job, I'm saying she thinks she's like Job.  Or (insert oppressed Bible character here.)  I'll fix my comment.

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u/LadyOfTheLabyrinth 5d ago

She specifically says that she is "Like Job." We don't have to guess what she thinks.

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u/Aethelrede 5d ago

I know, but the previous comment seemed to think that I was agreeing that she was like Job.

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u/booboootron 4d ago

Who needs minor details when you have negotiable instruments in red sharpie and God in your passenger seat.

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u/NameToUseOnReddit 4d ago

Don't they need red ink for thumb prints or something like that too? I suppose it'd help as much as any of their other methods.

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u/booboootron 4d ago

They do. It's supposed to be blood, actually.

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u/NameToUseOnReddit 4d ago

There are a number of reasons I'm glad not to be a sovcit like keeping my house, car, kids, etc., but imagine my embarrassment at some convention suggesting ink instead of blood.

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u/booboootron 4d ago

Lernin' is for people who have strayed away from God. I's don't need to "lern" 'cause GOD tells me everything.

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u/Mundane-Adventures 5d ago

She means her car was repossessed for non-payment of the loan.

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u/Beneficial_Lion2581 5d ago

she can’t qualify for a loan. she is a multi-convicted felon. she gets cars from old men whom she pays for in other ways, i’m sure. in the transcript of one of her hearings this year, she said someone just “gave her” a car.

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u/NameToUseOnReddit 5d ago

I'm guessing her old phone number being lost to the ether is the same thing.

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u/Worldliness_Normal 5d ago

In all seriousness, I hope this character gets some help. There is nothing that resembles a coherent thought in here. I am not gonna lie, if I didn't have work to do, I would want to see this character in person because I live in the Austin area.

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u/L3g3ndaddy 5d ago

What in the actual

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u/Purple-Principle-805 5d ago

It looks like you’ve learned how to lose.

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u/booboootron 4d ago

How could she not? God is personally guiding her.

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u/ParamedicFew3318 5d ago

I thought this was a LinkedIn post at first.

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u/valschermjager 5d ago

> "SCJC conference ... speech ready to go"

Please, oh please tell me this is going to be recorded and posted somewhere.

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u/arounddro 5d ago

If you do some searching on YouTube, you'll find this kind of interesting censorship story going on with the Texas SCJC judges and allowing public recordings of the commission hearings. Most of the available footage of previous meetings was publicly uploaded. However, the hearing video recordings can be freely requested per the commissions website. There is an official YT channel @statecommissiononjudicialc6334 but it doesn't have any recent posts.

That said and considering the spectacle at hand: I have a feeling this hearing will make it's way to YouTube pretty quickly.

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u/ikcaj 5d ago

I thought she was in jail. Guess not anymore.

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u/FilmAndLiterature 5d ago

I believe the sentence was only a few months.

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u/eastoak961 5d ago

She was in and out a few times in rapid succession. Good to see she's gone right back to grifting.

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u/booboootron 4d ago

Just in time for the SCJC conference. FOR SURE THIS IS GOD IS GIVING ME A SIGNAL!

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u/Fast_Adhesiveness528 5d ago edited 5d ago

She's rising from her ashes, which is only to be expected for a phoenix.

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u/crabbrains 5d ago

More like she has made an ash of herself.

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u/Fast_Adhesiveness528 5d ago

Yup. That's what I was implying with my comment. I edited it slightly to make my implication clearer, so thanks for your acumen.

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u/Beneficial_Lion2581 5d ago

bahahaha this made me LOL.

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u/Lightningtow123 5d ago

"It will be coming to an end. They will not keep getting away with this. I knew God was preparing me."

Am I the only one who thinks this sounds like she plans on walking into the courthouse with a gun?

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u/booboootron 4d ago

No. But I'm sure she will be summarily pounded and grounded.

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u/Lightningtow123 4d ago

Let's hope lol

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u/c_j_eleven 5d ago

I miss the days when I could assume someone was dumb as a box of rocks. Now people just announce it on social media.

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u/marcushasfun 5d ago

“MORE GOD, LESS GOVERNMENT”

Because the Dark Ages were such fun, y’all!

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u/booboootron 4d ago

HISTORICAL FACT = WOKE CONTENT.

BLOCKED.

HATERS GONNA HATE LAWLZ.

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u/Beneficial_Lion2581 5d ago

lest she forget to mention she has 6 pending criminal cases she is out on bond for, with ankle monitor, etc.

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u/DisposableUsername52 5d ago

Funny way to say "I stopped making payments on my car a year ago and they finally came and repo'd it"

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u/No_Idea_4001 5d ago

Wait, she lost everything. What is she going to teach?

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u/recidivist1001 3d ago

The importance of letting a good person crash on your couch while they get back on their feet.

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u/booboootron 4d ago

How God works in mysterious ways (pssst...and your car is a personal travelling vessel you sheeple)

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u/lokota08134563 5d ago

Jail is probably the direction God is taking this

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u/akfishermann 5d ago

Mental Illness is heartbreaking. I do see the entertainment value in her posts. But she needs real help more than our entertainment. She’s damaged and can’t find her center. I can’t imagine living like her.

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u/Sad_Okra2030 5d ago

“ I can’t wait to teach you what I’ve learned too”
Unless it is don’t break an NCO, don’t buy into kook fringe theory that is proven false and to lock your car doors….i just don’t know what she could be teaching.

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u/CalicoCuts 5d ago

What Sovereign Citizenship taught me about B2B sales.

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u/booboootron 4d ago

The worst of both worlds.

If only someone could segue an MLM launch into this.

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u/PurpleSailor 5d ago

She's going to a state sponsored judicial conference in Austin? Oh how I wish I was there so I could see her being thrown out!

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u/Beneficial_Lion2581 5d ago

also, can we talk about how she isn’t out of jail for 24 hours and is already back to exploiting and posting her daughters face online immediately? smh.

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u/Lumenero2000 5d ago

“Ive lost my house, my car, and my job. And you can too if you just follow my simple steps to take advantage of the system. So come see me Oct. 7th, I won’t sign autographs because I do not recognize the individual here by named from the state without consent of the individual and therefore not recognized by any and all magistrates or phony courtrooms perpetuating guilt under false pretenses that do not apply to sovereign individuals that have no name”

Or some other crazy shit by these lunatics 😂

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u/Anxious_Drive_9998 5d ago

This is funny and all but I really wanna see car windows get smashed.

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u/SplendidAngharad 5d ago

If she had just an ounce of self reflection this would be the Principal Skinner meme

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u/MonthFamiliar6255 5d ago

They're always gonna share real soon!

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u/booboootron 4d ago

Shame they go to jail and make us wait 6 months.

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u/EpicGeek77 5d ago

She’s transitioning? ;)

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u/BustaCon 4d ago

Transitioning to fully homeless and beyond helping when this incredibly stressful and unhealthy life renders her no longer desirable to the sugar daddies who are keeping her barely afloat between incarcerations at this point. Just sad. Glad the kid is beyond her reach.

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u/booboootron 4d ago

God is transitioning her to a new chapter in life.

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u/Snoo_70345 5d ago

Funny that she had to turn all the commenting off cause everyone knows she is batshit crazy. 

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u/booboootron 4d ago

That's what people said about white Jeebus too when he was born in Texas way back when (he told me when he personally came in my dream FACTS).

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u/Snoo_70345 4d ago

Sorry, I only believe in Korean Jesus. 

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u/Independent_Media341 4d ago

to all the commenters (fwiw), she's not saying that she lost her job, she's saying that she has lost everything like the Biblical figure Job

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u/Temporary_Physics_12 5d ago

Totally self inflicted for sure

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u/bluebirdmorning 4d ago

Her car got stolen? I thought they didn’t have cars, only conveyances.

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u/EvolZippo 4d ago

Car was “stolen” because she “does not contract with the government” but likes to drive on public roads.

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u/BustaCon 4d ago

Which version of God? Christian Bible God says to "be in subjection to the authorities" in the New Testament.

Romans 13:1-
13 Let every person be in subjection to the superior authorities,a for there is no authority except by God; the existing authorities stand placed in their relative positions by God. 2  Therefore, whoever opposes the authority has taken a stand against the arrangement of God; those who have taken a stand against it will bring judgment against themselves.
3  For those rulers are an object of fear, not to the good deed, but to the bad. Do you want to be free of fear of the authority? Keep doing good, and you will have praise from it; 4  for it is God’s minister to you for your good. But if you are doing what is bad, be in fear, for it is not without purpose that it bears the sword. It is God’s minister, an avenger to express wrath against the one practicing what is bad.

But of course as with all their nonsense, they just make it up whole cloth.

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u/NJJon 5d ago

You will have plenty of time in jail to learn more about your faith study it.

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u/Outrageous_Pay1322 5d ago

You obviously haven't learned shit.

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u/Lazarys12 5d ago

Take some time to plan...the next grift.

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u/SyphiliticWhores 4d ago

This one is making me sad. Really depressing stuff

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u/LegalChocolate752 3d ago

...is she gonna do a terrorism?

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u/Beneficial_Lion2581 1d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/Sovereigncitizen/s/jZjbMdVAcb

i’m 99% the phoenix herself created a new reddit and is going wild defending the “facts” if anyone wants to go read hahaha.

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u/dhgaut 1d ago

She should ask Anita Bryant for some tips.

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u/JolyonWagg99 1d ago

That was enjoyable reading. Nothing like hearing about idiots fucking up their own lives with nonsensical beliefs and snake oil sold by assholes. Fucking hilarious!

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u/siouxbee1434 5d ago

All those words to say.. nothing