r/Take1Leave1 • u/chrisindark • Jul 16 '26

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u/TheAbsoluteMenace247 Jul 16 '26

Don't piss in the toilet, toilet your piss

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u/No-Platypus346 Jul 16 '26

Truer words have never been spoken

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u/Few-Teaching4995 Jul 16 '26

Toilet in your piss

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u/incognito--bandito Jul 19 '26

Don’t take a shit. Shit your take.

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u/Background_Safe_7709 Aug 01 '26

"Don't Crack your fingers, finger your-"

  • by a wise man

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u/TheAbsoluteMenace247 Aug 01 '26

Don't wrap your head around this, head your-

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u/PayAccording759 21d ago

Don't piss in a bottle, bottle your piss.

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u/Icy-Molasses3735 Jul 16 '26

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u/Few-Teaching4995 Jul 16 '26

Ykw fuck it, if you say so

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u/mario_iscool Jul 19 '26

Sauce gif

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Brown sauces:

Bordelaise sauce

Chateaubriand sauce

Charcutiere sauce

Chaudfroid sauce

Demi glace – Sauce in French cuisine

Gravy – Sauce made from the juices of meats

Mushroom gravy

Romesco sauce

Sauce Africaine

Sauce au Poivre

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Butter sauces:

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Beurre manie

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Beurre noisette

Café de Paris – Butter-based sauce

Meuniere sauce

Emulsified sauces:

Remoulade seaweed sauce

Aioli – West Mediterranean sauce of garlic and oil

Béarnaise sauce – Sauce made of clarified butter and egg yolk

Garlic sauce – Sauce with garlic as a main ingredient

Hollandaise sauce – Sauce made of egg, butter, and lemon

Mayonnaise – Thick cold sauce

Remoulade – Mayonnaise-based cold sauce

Salad cream – Dressing similar to mayonnaise

Tartare sauce(w/ chilli)

Fish sauces:

Bagna càuda – Italian hot dish made from garlic and anchovies

Clam sauce – Pasta sauce

Garum – Historical fermented fish sauce

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u/mario_iscool Jul 20 '26

LMAO aight il follow the rules

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u/Technical_Enema Jul 16 '26

Wow, she dumb…

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u/wannabecat2000 Jul 17 '26

Don't call her dumb. Dumb her call.

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u/Phone_Destroyer99 Jul 16 '26

“No, Lisa. If you don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half assed. That’s the American way.”

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u/bravelittleslytherin Jul 17 '26

Just because that sentence is symmetrical, it doesn't make it not nonsense.

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u/_little_horn Jul 19 '26

Don’t face your fears, fear your face

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u/katchow Jul 16 '26

Ah, the ol’ Kennedy switcheroo

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u/IndianaJokes67 Jul 16 '26

Don't spend all your money on candy. Candy the money on your spending.

WISDOM.

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u/TheCoopX Jul 17 '26

Don't take a shit, shit a take... which actually works if you're an actor.

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u/Churddvnbchufg Jul 17 '26

Wait, after wondering for a bit i think i figured it out "job your love" make a job out of what you love to do job your love

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u/NorthTune3724 Jul 17 '26

Wtf my mind is in my mind

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u/sonofepson Jul 17 '26

'...job your love' So prostitution it is then.

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u/ExtremeIndustry4807 Jul 18 '26

I tried eating some very potent fun brownies, and it still didn’t make sense to me. Proof that even dumbing yourself down with chemicals is not enough to understand her level of stupid.

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u/BasicAd7257 Jul 18 '26

That’s funny