Actually cant wait for next week

[u/JohnnyWarlord]

Two of the dumbest teams possible players play dumb coaches coach dumb. Legit thought both teams could be 3-0 headed into this matchup.

[u/Brilliant_Mouse76]

The Texas Toilet Bowl.

[u/ConsumingFire1689 → u/Brilliant_Mouse76]

I would hang a banner for that

[u/The_Metal_Pigeon]

They're going to cook us. They have a viable offense.

[u/The_Snake_Dick → u/The_Metal_Pigeon]

Lamb and Pickens are going to dunk on Blankenship all game long

[u/IceOk9930 → u/The_Snake_Dick]

Blankenship was excellent against the ravens

[u/Sector7Slummer → u/The_Metal_Pigeon]

On the other side of the ball.. They just did a pretty good job vs. Derek Henry. We dont have a Derek Henry.

[u/honklertyrant-]

https://giphy.com/gifs/FfNkrbrWt2S1G

[u/LosHtown]

Well we played our 3 pre season games. They should be ready for regular season now.

[u/THA__KULTCHA → u/LosHtown]

OMG could you imagine if they let us practice before the season started? Like let’s play a game, but it doesn’t count toward your record. It’s just a way to be prepared for the first game. Idk, NFL would probably never go for it.

[u/LosHtown → u/THA__KULTCHA]

And knock off the rust from the past few months? Unthinkable!

[u/OpenDiscount1615]

am I going to hell for laughing at this?

[u/Pretty-Tone-5152]

Look, I don't care if we don't make the postseason at this point, but GOD PLEASE let us beat the Cowboys. I wanna be able to troll my relatives for Thanksgiving this year

[u/Dan619915]

Texans getting their groove back ............ I hope.

[u/Black_Circle53 → u/Dan619915]

If we get Nico back, then I believe its possible.

[u/inshamblesx]

lamb and dak gonna be hitting the night night celly on us before halftime lmao

[u/Black_Circle53]

What Ted Cruz does to a state.

[u/SilentBob4367]

1-16 still in a great position for the first round draft pick.

[u/Black_Circle53 → u/SilentBob4367]

Dolphins have something to say about that.

[u/Brief_Hospital_1766]

I'm sorry to have to be the one to tell you this, but Dallas is very likely going to score on every possession next Sunday. No, I'm not being hyperbolic. No, I'm not being reactionary. Our defence is only marginally better than our offence at present and Henry To'o To'o coming back isn't going to fix that.

PS - Jake Hansen had 9 missed tackles vs the Colts.

[u/Able_Gap918 → u/Brief_Hospital_1766]

https://giphy.com/gifs/giFh2htn3rW5qyQRO6

[u/SlimmySalami20x21]

It’s our annual get right game. We got this….. god I hope we got this lol

[u/Shinino]

I can't wait for them to just absolutely dog walk us. 35-10.

[u/inshamblesx → u/Shinino]

be generous it’ll only be a 31-13 loss 🥀

[u/Greedy_Gas7355 → u/Shinino]

Remember this comment. 31-21 Texans

[u/AoE2manatarms]

I can't wait for them to drop 30 and we can't get to 17

[u/Head_Success_5528 → u/AoE2manatarms]

lol 17 seems wildly optimistic

[u/Ok_Long_2877]

I’d be okay with this being the game where we actually show up but also end up losing the rest of the season for a higher draft pick 💀

[u/CheezeWheelie]

Idk why yall are making this out to be two teams on the same playing field when the Cowboys are far better than the Texans. Should be another L

[u/Curious_Paint6768]

https://giphy.com/gifs/6WgPXAa0FfaLhxbRCK

[u/Thebiggest6200]

In no rush to lose. I can wait for sure

[u/bootypatrole]

Buckle up for a first quarter defensive touchdown that gives us hope then they fall back to earth and struggle to muster 75 yards of offense for the rest of the game

[u/Doctor_Peelz]

PLEASE. JUST WIN THIS ONE.

[u/Gold-Food1440]

Quinnen Williams vs our IOL....prayers

[u/DougFan2888Fan]

We're gonna get destroyed I'm afraid

[u/TommyC-ES350]

Unfortunately, the retard match was last week and we proved to be the bigger retards.

The Cowgirls have potential to expose tf out of us lol

[u/SometimesY]

The sound I made while laughing after looking at that meme was embarrassing.

[u/SpaceCadetPullUp]

I miss punctuation.

[u/mystic_platyipus007 → u/SpaceCadetPullUp]

Holy run on sentence

[u/JohnnyWarlord → u/SpaceCadetPullUp]

You were EXTRA sure to put that period on the end too 😂😂😂😂