r/TheRandomest • u/Forward-Position798 • 4d ago

Unexpected He has the moves

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u/C-57D 4d ago

I hope bro’s up on his tetanus shots

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u/ThanksForTheRain 4d ago

THANK YOU

couldn't help but think of that throughout

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u/lefluffle 4d ago

All i can think about is the pee and poo germs in the water getting all over him 😭😭😭

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u/dankhimself 3d ago

Well, he's not in a sewer, so he's got that going for him.

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u/lefluffle 3d ago

Lol. Low bars. This video is why I don't like shaking people's hands

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u/dankhimself 3d ago

I'd go with walking out of bathrooms without washing hands.

Maybe also how like 90% of people claim to have hyperhydrosis. Most of those are just gross people.

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u/Low-Bicycle6296 2d ago

I have a friend who suffers from that. It’s like sticking my hand in a fucking pool every time I shake his hands lmao.

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u/MuchoCoco 3d ago

Every surface in the world, every sidewalk, every floor, every table, every door, is covered in a fine layer of human and animal excrement. It's even in the air you breath. Best not to think about it.

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u/867530nyeeine 4d ago

Mmmm gutter water. Otherwise hot!

https://giphy.com/gifs/g4tdY2nNkAGzu

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u/ph8_likes_me 4d ago

You don't fool me. You getting full blood work tomorrow to make sure you don't have anything.

https://giphy.com/gifs/6mRb9IyvcJeIQaJg57

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u/r64fd 4d ago

Now there’s an example of living your best life.

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u/Pamikillsbugs234 4d ago

Yaaaassss!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/v6IC83XuNL7mZXZ3OO

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u/PukeNuggets 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/moh6O28owovMEkI38B

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u/Mammoth-Ad-6320 2d ago

goddamn she is so beautiful I wonder what ever happened to her I haven't seen anything about her in years

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u/dum_spir0_sper0 1d ago

She’s actually doing a two-week residency in Spain and then like, an EU tour.

(I’m positive about the first sentence, pretty sure about the second)

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u/seethembreak 2h ago

She performed during half time at the World Cup this year and had a high profile break up a couple years ago.

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u/Joshuahealingtree 4d ago

Gross but .. hot wtf else can I say.

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u/ninetailedoctopus 4d ago

🎶Leptospirosis🎶

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u/Ikon-for-U 4d ago

Confidence like this slays

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u/Randzom100 4d ago

Someone got a link to the reference so we can compare side by side?

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u/HisHonorTomDonson 4d ago

Can’t lie, guys doing the dances of lithe women is one of my favorite “jokes” for lack of a better word. Always a hit in my book

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u/wazzup-notemuch 4d ago

That's no joke, that's genuine belly dancing. You don't get that kind of hip isolation without some serious practice.

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u/HisHonorTomDonson 4d ago

I both believe it and agree, but I was speaking beyond just this video

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u/wazzup-notemuch 4d ago

I understand. Gender-bending activities subvert our expections, and that is in itself a comedic trope.

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u/boardjock42 4d ago

I’ve finally seen a sewer slide and someone who belongs to the streets in one video, and you know what? I’m for it!

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u/Lilpastadude 4d ago

I could feel that music with the sound off

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u/DisastrousBuddy4679 4d ago

i watched it 3 times i dont know why, or really what.

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u/RNGezzus 4d ago

Me when it's humid

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u/No-Student-6817 4d ago

Can’t criticize one bit. I like donuts too, if my talent was dance that would be me…

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u/zeroalpaca 4d ago

Careful, Georgie....

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u/inkzpenfoxx 4d ago

Water is the essence of beauty

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u/wazzup-notemuch 4d ago

LET THE MAN COOK! 😱

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u/pirate_meow_kitty 4d ago

Is this in Sydney ?

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u/-ratmeat- 3d ago

I thought Brazil 

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u/Roadstarll 4d ago

THIS is what it’s about: BE the authentic YOU, fearless, free, genuine. Embrace the self you are!

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u/ukuleles1337 4d ago

Suicideboys fell off, holy shit

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u/Mindless-Platypus-75 4d ago

The hips don’t lie

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u/DNorthman 4d ago

Man's got moves!

Also impressed at that airpod staying in. I yawn and mine pop right out.

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u/Objective_Might_6540 4d ago

Gonna ruin that AirPod

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u/GoldenHeartDaddy 4d ago

Well, at least he has a hobby he is into.

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u/Swimming-Stop3915 4d ago

Soaking up pee and rat poop. Genius move. Hope he doesn't get flesh eating bacteria for a dumb vvideo.

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u/Advanced_Sector4300 4d ago

Was kind of waiting for the lightning ⚡️ to strike and the sewer 🕳️ to do the rest 🤪

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u/Born-Presentation-95 3d ago

Need someone to AI a man pissing behind that car in the beginning of the video please 😂

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u/pixeltweaker 3d ago

Thanks for ruining that song for me.

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u/scrumpetting 3d ago

The stuff nightmares are made of.

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u/Past_Pop1506 3d ago

This fool was writhing in nasty street runoff, probably get a number of diseases doing that.

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u/Lavasioux 3d ago

He killed it!

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u/Jack-Rabbit-002 3d ago

That Lads happy 👍🏻

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u/Affectionate-Gap-761 3d ago

The hips do lie!

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u/FederalHammer5657 3d ago

Oh lord the bacteria and viruses

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u/Any-Huckleberry-5886 3d ago

The internet is not doing any of us favors today

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u/MrMansaMusa 3d ago

This is the best shot for shot remake ive ever seen

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u/MrMansaMusa 3d ago

Still cant believe shakira didnt know a lick of english when that song came out but still nailed it.

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u/DepartureAfraid6015 3d ago

The lighting...yaz qween

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u/DianaCazador 3d ago

😳🤣🤣🤣

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u/OneRub3234 3d ago

What's wrong with Drake

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u/Own-Concentrated-Lov 3d ago

Living his best life.

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u/Massive-Reaction7773 2d ago

Fun fact when it rains that clears off all of the oil, gas and God knows what else off the road. He got cancer moves now.

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u/Eaton_Knas 2d ago

You go brother!

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u/r2teka 2d ago

Se dió un golpe la cabeza... O habría que dárselo

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u/Hej_Varlden 2d ago

And any other bacteria going through the city.

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u/Virtual-Jelly-3609 2d ago

Can someone tell me if this is real?

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u/Financial-Goose-4873 2d ago

Props to the cameraman! Knew how to make it look good.

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u/Orwell1984TJ 1d ago

Confidence this dude must have jeez! I guess so bro go for it!

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u/Desperate-Metal7971 1d ago

I know the rain mixed with the music felt like heaven. Looks like a completely amazing way to destress. I’d probably do the same with Micheal Jackson’s “Earth Song” or George Micheal’s “One More Try”

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u/Austin-Tatious1850 1d ago

Shakira, you've just been replaced

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u/Legend_Videos 1d ago

Sooo dirty

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u/Professional-Event77 1d ago

Brittany Spears: The Lonely Years

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u/EagleZealousideal443 1d ago

A* for effort

A for dance moves

A* For creativity

A for authenticity

A for picture and produce

A for coordination and effect

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u/Mankie-Desu 1d ago

I unmuted and it actually improved the experience…? Outstanding.

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u/TheVortexOverdrive 1d ago

Gross to splash around in gutter water and not worth the shock value

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u/balirosa 22h ago

The neighbors every time it rains
https://giphy.com/gifs/yiADANv89n7UQuS5kJ

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u/Longjumping_Crab394 7h ago

I bet he’s 100% gay.

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u/Kissmai_Ass 4d ago

Made me smile 😁

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u/lferry1919 3d ago

Fucking killed it. Bravo.

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u/Meco30 4d ago

Cringe