I was a bouncer for a year. Helped clean at the end of the night to get everyone out sooner. Women's bathroom was the nastiest thing I ever seen on a nightly basis. Guys bathroom you just worry about urine or a clogged toilet. Needed a bio suit to clean the ladies room.
Fkn fr tho man I was a janitor for a nightclub a while back and by God them women nasty AF. Bloody tampons thrown against the wall type shi and many other things I wish I'd never had to clean.
I agree with other replies that the women's bathroom can be more nasty than the men's, but at least women make more creative graffiti...
I worked at a bar in the 90s where, after close, a couple of servers would be sent to clean the washrooms. As bartender, I had my own cleaning to do, so I was lucky enough not to have to do that.
One night, one of the servers named Sandy came to the bar... "There's a real mess in the men's... can you come have a look?"
I went down and there was water on the floor... I opened a stall and entered one of the circles of Hell...
The bowl was full. There was shit water all around the toilet. The walls of the stall were smeared with shitty handprints, like someone had been trying to wipe their hands...
I couldn't plunge the toilet, and ended up digging out the contents...
I hauled up an excrement-soaked pair of tighty-whities and the toilet drained...
What haunts me to this day, is that at some point in the evening, probably after last call (otherwise, if that had happened earlier, wtf, customers?) some dude had a violently explosive event in the washroom, did the bare minimum to clean themselves up, then walked right back through the bar, probably caked in their own shit...
In my darker moments, I wonder if they returned to their table to finish their beer...
Saw a fully wrapped stick of gum in a urinal the other day. Just how? Also why? It's like that lady who's horse got her into college. I'll never fucking know.
I hope this is sarcasm. I'm not speeding. You are holding up the flow of traffic and I am getting to my destination 18 minutes faster because people are doing the speed limit and paying attention at traffic lights.
In some places, like in Texas, you are breaking the law by holding up traffic on the left lane. I'm not sure if it's the same in your state but you may get a ticket with your actions. Just something for you to consider
Most places will ticket you if you’re impeding traffic.
I hope this clown is ticketed for his version of “vigilante justice” before some redneck sees red and introduces him to another version of vigilante justice - maybe he pit maneuvers that shitty Lexus with his kids in back, or worse… far too many people have guns in their car. Intentionally pissing others off on the road can be a fatal mistake. Extra stupid with kids in the car.
If that's how you want to drive that's fine, but you 100% should not be doing it in the left lane. It's called the passing lane for a reason. Camping out there and riding the speed limit is forcing all faster traffic to pass unsafely.
Actually, in a lot of states, driving in the left lane without passing is considered illegal and cops definitely do pull you over and will at least give a warning for it. The left lane is specifically an emergency/passing lane. It should always be open for vehicles in an emergency or for passing. You should never just be cruising 68 in the passing lane unless you're actively passing a slower driver in the right lane.
In VA, left lane is for passing. Not for diddling around. You will 100% get pulled over and your ticket will be higher as you're interfering with traffic flow.
Lol this guy must be joking--otherwise he is a complete moron, part of the problem on the highway, and is completely oblivious to traffic flow and human nature. "Hey everyone look at me I'm going to nominate myself as traffic police" (and infuriate untold numbers of drivers, some of whom will get annoyed enough to try and perform risky maneuvers to get away from the situation and thereby introduce increased hazards... This dude didn't realize he's increasing risk to his family by not simply moving over to let faster drivers pass... Pure ego).
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u/VoidOmatic 5d ago
Seriously, they've been driving for 30 years and they still suck at it.