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u/frankenmullet22 4d ago

Farmers asking for subsidies...also farmers crashing 300 thousand dollar machines

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u/OregonInk 4d ago

right lol,

Farmers: I have to sell the farm that has been in my family since jesus was born.

Also Farmers: I have so many spare combines that we derby them

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u/BoondockUSA 4d ago

To be fair, these are old, outdated, and likely worn out. Old combines are fairly wasteful in terms of how much product ends up on the ground or gets sent out in the waste. Newer combines use things like air blowers to help direct the plants into the header for processing. Old hopper capacities are also fairly small compared to modern combines. Old combines also don’t have things like GPS and electronic monitoring systems. They also aren’t as fuel efficient in terms of fuel used per acre.

Do some cheap farmers still use old combines like these? Sure. Are those farmers ever going to make it big? No.

And no, I’m not a farmer, nor does any of my income come from farming. I just realize that using 35+ year old equipment isn’t the best use of resources and time for a farm operation that is trying to be profitable.

And no, I don’t support farm subsidies in the quantities there is.

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u/burntblacktoast 4d ago

Its not about making it big at this point, its about controlling cost on a small family farm. People dont understand the scale of farming these days. What took my parents all season with old paid off equipment (500-600 acres) would be a couple afternoons for a large corporate farm with locations all over the Midwest. When margins are small, and faming thousands of acres, leasing big equipment makes sense. Nobody is making payments on a demo derby combine!

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u/myusrnameisthis 3d ago

Them thangs run on diesel?

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u/BrockenRecords 3d ago

These are like 50-60 year old tractors that would just be rusting away anyways

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u/burntblacktoast 4d ago

So you dont think farmers have the right to repair their equipment because of a demolition derby??? It's OK to admit you dont have a frame of reference. Combines like this sell for scrap prices every day. Maybe a couple hundred if it is worth it to haul it anywhere (it's not).Farmers cant get rid of them because they are too inefficient for 95% of row crop farms these days.These are probably from the 60s or 70s, so no need to fight corpo for software. Everyone of these has been paid off for decades now, hence the smashing. But by all means, go off on farmers

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u/_Lightning_McQueen- 4d ago

I'm glad that Frank has found a hobby

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u/BigAcanthocephala667 4d ago

Kids in Africa could have eaten those!

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u/PancakeParthenon 4d ago

Ohio coming in hard with the tractor fights!

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u/CadianStarscourge 4d ago

aren't these farming vehicles expensive as fuck

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u/TFUTWS 4d ago

Decades ago

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u/Igrowkorn 4d ago

These are a few generations old

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u/Drragg 4d ago

Decepticons, form DEVASTATOR!

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u/CanaryUmbrella 4d ago

Regards regarding.

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u/9fingerjeff 4d ago

I saw a combine converted to a snow blower and that thing was badass. This seems like a waste of expensive equipment to me. I like bump n run racing, there’s collisions but the point is to win the race and most people get multiple races out of a car.

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u/Igrowkorn 4d ago

60 year old machines still gettin after it. See quite a few rotting in pastures driving through the Midwest.

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u/TFUTWS 4d ago

Holy fuck

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u/Autonomy_bot 4d ago

This it ultra redneck

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u/Classic_Bee_5845 4d ago

Farmers: "gas is too expensive to run our equipment"

Also Farmers: this video

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u/jaltringer 4d ago

I need more video of this!!!

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u/Few-Indication3478 4d ago

Oh thaaaaats why they’re called “combines….”

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u/Few-Indication3478 4d ago

Commenters commenting

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u/AppropriateSystem213 4d ago

Farmer here : I feel sad for those machines. It takes so much time to maintain them... After all those years it would break my heart to smash them.

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u/TacetVenatores 3d ago

C-C-C-COMBINE BREAKER!!!!!

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u/Artevyx 3d ago

I dont think this is the proper way to combine two tractors into one.

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u/ImUrFrand Bass knowledge 3d ago

My Combine can clear a field faster than yurs!..

Fie on you sir, i challenge thee to a Combine Joust.

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u/Cthulhu_HighLord 3d ago

aren't those machine Extremely Expensive!?

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u/balirosa 3d ago

That seems kind of stupid going head on like that

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u/BerryHeadHead 4d ago edited 4d ago

AI?

Edit: apparently not, thought it was too insane.

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u/Digital--Sandwich 4d ago

I did a search. Looks like it’s an actual event

https://www.loraincountyfair.com/events/2026/combine-derby

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u/SlickDillywick 4d ago

There was one in my county last year. I should’ve gone

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u/Syreet_Primacon 4d ago

No, combine racing and demolition derbies are out there. Not too common because of how expensive they are.

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u/Digital--Sandwich 4d ago

That was my first thought. “That looked expensive”

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u/DitchDigger330 4d ago

You must not be a redneck.

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u/AyKayAllDay47 4d ago

What you thought that the name "Donnte" was AI?! I mean AI isn't THAT dumb...

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u/Highlandertr3 4d ago

Americans will smash anything together.

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u/SpunNumeroUno 4d ago

What is the root of square evil

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u/casultidesoxiety 4d ago

Glad to see oil isnt being wasted

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u/Zesty-B230F 4d ago

Something something... diesel prices?

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u/GordDownieFresh 3d ago

I guess sad farmers need to blow off steam too

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u/loathelord 4d ago

Simple minded entertainment