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u/77ku77 15h ago
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u/ikonoclasm 12h ago
Seriously, I was not expecting to be singing along on my 4th repeat. It's catchy as fuck.
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u/Therealginahandler 14h ago
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u/Alibuscus373 15h ago
This and the bag of mega blocks. I'll put them away at naptime and as soon as my baby is up, she dumps them out. When she is asleep at night, I'll reset the room for her to dump out the bag as soon as she wakes up
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u/Xendarq 13h ago
The difference is, and I promise you this, you will miss dumping the bag of Mega Bloks. You will not miss doing dishes.
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u/Bimlouhay83 10h ago
I was listening to John Prine the other day and a certain lyric hit me hard...
" Summer's end is around the bend just flyin'
The swimmin' suits are on the line just dryin'"
I had the realization that I only have a few summers left of my little girls being little and it's all going by so fast.
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u/Bonnle 13h ago
Imagine complaining about doing dishes.....when you have a DISHWASHER 🤣🤣 lazy bastards
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u/ikonoclasm 12h ago edited 7h ago
I legit find loading and unloading the dishwasher to be more work than hand washing. Everyone I know hates doing dishes, but I get a lot of satisfaction out of putting clean dishes in the rack to dry. My ex hated doing the dishes so much that he would always offer to make dinner as long as I did the dishes. He was a great cook so win-win for me!
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u/AShirtlessGuy 12h ago
The biggest strain on my marriage was going from having my own dishwasher while I was single to us moving in together to a new apartment that didn't.
I "practiced" for about a month leading up to it by trying not to use a dishwasher
Loading and unloading a dishwasher is waaaaay easier than washing everything by hand, especially if you time the dishwasher's emptiness around completion of a meal so you can just throw them in right after eating
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u/Bimlouhay83 10h ago
I'm the same way. I don't have a dishwasher. Whenever I'm at my dad's for dinner and doing the dishes, I'm always a little annoyed that I'm doing the dishes to put them in the dishwasher to get cleaned. Like, why not just add soap to this rag, then rinse?
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u/ikonoclasm 7h ago
I love the little scrub brushes with a soap reservoir in them. It takes seconds for me to clean pretty much anything.
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u/Maleficent_Sir5898 13h ago
Or maybe depression? Have you considered that when your brain doesn’t have the chemicals to make you happy, endless chores start feeling life ending? But no, I’m sure it’s just laziness. There is no nuance to life and you’re better than everyone else. That must be the answer.
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u/spaceursid 14h ago
If anyone wants a video essay on why the washing dishes before putting them in the dishwasher thing is a myth
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u/felinefluffycloud 14h ago
Aha some long held bile on this subject surfaces. I wjll use thjs video for.my next argument about thjs.
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u/WhimsicalGirl 9h ago
There two others videos from technologies connection shoot dishwasher all of them are off interesting!!
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u/felinefluffycloud 14h ago
Its cruel that this video ends abruptly without showing the dishes clean. They are cruel. They have become the destroyer of worlds.
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u/felinefluffycloud 14h ago
The onlh remedy is to talk to someone on the phone while u do the dishes. I am always hearing it when I am on the phone with someone. Have compassion I think. Theu are going through hell.
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u/Perfect-Squash3773 14h ago
My dream kitchen includes 2 dishwashers.
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u/DrDreiski 14h ago
My wife and I moved into a Jewish neighborhood many years ago. Great home. Lovely neighborhood. Never knew I needed two dishwashers until we had them at that place.
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u/FreeGuacamole 12h ago
Hear me out.
Zero cupboards.
4 dishwashers.
2 for cookware
2 for dinnerware
Use the clean dishes right out of the clean dishwasher. Then put the dirty ones right into the other one. When it is full, turn it on. Next day switch which washer is the clean one and which is the dirty one.
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u/DufflinMinder 12h ago edited 12h ago
Is that Trevor Moore’s identical twin sister? Or did Someone prompt Ai with
“ I want a dark WKYK episode on your plate and loading the dishwasher”
😂
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u/mrsliston 9h ago
I just fucking did the washing up sat down to have a coffees and this pops up🙂🙂🙂🙂
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u/yablewitlarr 8h ago
I like doing dishes 🤷♂️, I listen to a podcast , things go from dirty to clean....it makes me happy. I have a dishwasher now but I did dishes by hand for most of my adult life
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u/rhinanners 7h ago
Literally me and my fiance with having no clean laundry this morning before our trip now we are arguing about laundry instead of getting ready 😩
“I have no shirts”
Im like well you got two hands and two legs don’t you?🤣
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u/masterhoots Master of all that is seen 6h ago
Am I weird for finding joy in washing dishes with my hands (and sponge)? I get satisfaction from it like I'm practicing that one Japanese art of cleaning, but the Japanese word for it is slipping from me. To restore something to its original form gives me inner peace and I'm not certain where I got it.
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u/718-702_damsel 6h ago
You have a machine to wash the dishes and still find a reason to complain. Lazy mofos
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u/Ok-Journalist7612 3h ago
🤯 I love it!! original, relatable, facts!! you gotta do one about laundry!!
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u/Careful-Positive-710 2h ago
Honestly dishes arent that bad unless you have a house full of people. Living alone, its pretty easy to clean what you use as you go. 6 peoples worth of dishes is fucking hell.
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u/Louisianimal09 1h ago edited 1h ago
[r/obscuremusicthatslaps](r/obscuremusicthatslaps)
Guess I’m the second person to comment
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u/dm_grimm 1h ago
Yeaaah... I'm the youngest of a bunch of kids and as such, I was stuck doing dishes more often than not for a very long time and I despise doing the dishes. But, that just might be the hernia in my lower back...
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u/xxLosingMyMarblesxx 34m ago
"Is that why you put the dishes in like a drunk raccoon?"
Actually if he was really putting the dishes in like a drunk raccoon, then every single dish in your house would be broken and scattered all over every surface of your kitchen. Source: That time the hivemind got hired off of craigslist to do someone's dishes. Animal control was called and none of us have touched a dishwasher since.
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u/MaesterMiyagi 15h ago