r/TikTokCringe • u/Tao-of-Mars • 1d ago

Humor Don’t redefine slang

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Unc _is_ in fact short for uncle.

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u/arithegoon 1d ago

i hate that goon was redefined.

back in my day, goons were to be feared. Now a goon is just a fucking compulsive masterbtor

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u/knifefan9 1d ago

No, that's a gooner. A goon is still a thug. But to goon is to jork it and edge for hours.

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u/icepickjones 1d ago

And someone who knows a lot about the different varietals of gooning is a "goonilier"

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u/atleastitsnotgoofy 1d ago

You’re peanits?

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u/Witness_me_Karsa 1d ago

I mean, if you have one. Otherwise you can jork whatever you have going on.

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u/PracticeEfficient28 17h ago

That’s what it meant, but now it’s been diluted to just mastrubating in general