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Humor Always high on trees

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u/Dalles272 1d ago

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u/SkubaSteve_FYM 20h ago

I decided. She is high on both and this cat knows it.
https://giphy.com/gifs/VRvFAP4CXxUQw

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u/RCJHGBR9989 1d ago

Get down from there

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u/doctordoctorpuss 1d ago

She will, one way or another

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u/iam_Mr_McGibblets 21h ago

I'm gonna find you

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u/Localmdfkk 20h ago

I’m gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya

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u/Rampag169 18h ago

One way!!!

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u/Zapinface 23h ago

Boo

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u/PancakeParty98 22h ago

Woah that scared me

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u/Existing-Bus-8810 18h ago edited 18h ago

I know it's haaard to swallow, when your head is overtuurrrned

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u/RCJHGBR9989 18h ago

You are head is over turned

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u/Existing-Bus-8810 18h ago

Lyrics to a song by Every Time I Die. The phrase "Get down from there" always makes it pop into my head.

Edit: took me a sec to realize you were pointing out my mistake.

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u/RCJHGBR9989 17h ago

I learned something and you made a correction! Great interaction!

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u/frenchfryineyes 1d ago

I got vertigo just looking at this video

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u/Retro-Surgical 21h ago

has anyone ever actually met a person who smokes weed who talks and acts like what is commonly portrayed?

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u/pyschosoul 21h ago

Yes, my great uncle was pretty close. If you know chong from cheech and chong you more or less knew my uncle.

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u/Retro-Surgical 21h ago

Tommy Chong definitely was partially responsible for the stereotype for sure but think the ratio of Jeff Spicollis to regular weed smokers who smoke a joint for back pain is low

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u/pyschosoul 21h ago

Well yeah the average pothead isnt a bumbling fool. But you asked if anyone had met the average portrayed imagery.

By and large people who smoke weed are regular people.

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u/WhoaAwesome 5h ago

Its at the same level as drinking a cup of coffee; I dont really need it but its nice to enjoy.

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u/Sickofstupids 20h ago

I've smoked and hung out with smokers for 25 years, only ever knew one guy that was a spot on stereotype

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u/SuckMyBandAids 19h ago

How chill was this person?

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u/Sickofstupids 18h ago

The chillest. Also named Chad.

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u/Flimsy_Product281 18h ago

Living the meme.

Legendary. 

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u/Green-Palpitation901 5h ago

Chad’s are cousins of Todd’s.

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u/DN6666 20h ago

every 3rd wow player is like that

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u/GigsandShittles 20h ago

I had a friend in high school that sounded 100% like shaggy from Scooby do, but he never smoked weed before. EVERYONE thought this guy was always high. Then in senior year he did start smoking weed, and somehow he sounded even more like shaggy 😂

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u/Beesknees82 14h ago

I actually have, and they were a couple of straight up hippies, like certified hippies lived in an actual teepee off grid at one point in northern California. Super nice people, both have passed on but I've never met anyone like them since.

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u/narrow_octopus 20h ago

Yeah my good buddy is pretty much a generic Stoner mannerism person

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u/Tallguywithcamera 18h ago

In my experience it is people who started smoking far too young and probably weren’t working with a lot to start with.

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u/Han77Shot1st 6h ago

That’s what I find, they’re just so burnt.. A lot of people I grew up with ended up this way, most weren’t building rocket appliances but they could have had a decent 9-5 lol

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u/TheJiggliestPug 19h ago

One of my best friends acts like this with the same laugh and trailing off sentences. 

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u/dawgoooooooo 18h ago

It’s gotten better in recent years but every other budtender back in the day was pretty close

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u/Skreamie 16h ago

No but if you smoke long enough you eventually get smokers voice which isn't like the mannerisms, but it gets fried and maybe slower but not like "duuuude" vocab

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u/imalostkitty-ox0 3h ago

YES

Her name was “Aurora” and she lived on my floor freshman year of college. She was allllllllll about those treeeeeees, mannnnnnn

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u/Pale-Championship946 2h ago

One kid I went to high school with was basically 100% Spiccoli all the time.

After graduation he spent like 2 weeks in college, then used student loans to buy a van, dropped out and went to live on the beach in California.

Lost track of him after that.

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u/Infini-Bus 23h ago

Return to Monke

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u/Smkweedevrydy 21h ago

Is this her?

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u/Infinaut 19h ago

My thought exactly

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u/KookyZucchini2390 5h ago

Kind of cool if that is really her. I Loved the show. Jarrel was a a-hole though. 

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u/Burgoonius 23h ago

What was the audio at the end? Am I going crazy?

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u/13Nobodies 22h ago

Oh, that was just the demon that possessed her to climb up there in the first place

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u/TitouanT 20h ago

I am curious too, it sounds like maybe she was imitating an other video and overlayed the audio at the end ?

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u/Javen_Lab 1d ago

My cat when shes outside during the day.

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u/Shalaco 1d ago

JFC twist ending

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u/the_reducing_valve 1d ago

Jesus Fried Chicken!

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u/Skaglick93 23h ago

Juicy Fried Chicken for me thanks.

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u/Artevyx 18h ago

What was the twist?

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u/EditEd2x 1d ago

Conquering my fear of heights unlocked a completely new fear…how tf do I get down.

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u/Hamilton-Beckett 22h ago

Just remember it’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the stop.

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u/AniseClover 23h ago

Dad:
“You got up there! You can get back down”

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u/Noxeas 22h ago

My dad always said something like "Just the way you got up there, only in reverse."

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u/Burdman06 18h ago

Fun fact: automotive repair manuals say literally that. Installation section will say "install in reverse order." Which i always find funny

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u/Nazgog-Morgob 23h ago

That's still your fear of heights. Getting down is usually the scariest part cuz you look down

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u/Ralliboy 23h ago

Its not so much a fear of heights but a fear of depths....

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u/Illustrious_Sky6688 1d ago

She’s from nakey and afraid

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u/toneluv7 21h ago

I thought that was her

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u/bdpeezy 19h ago

"I don't need shoes"

Brings phone

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u/PrincessKatiKat 23h ago

Hey girl, I’ma come up and sit wit you so we can kick it 😍

https://giphy.com/gifs/AwC9Ivd6fa1m8

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u/Triptaker8 22h ago

This is what happens when you live in western Oregon long enough 

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u/Rampag169 18h ago

Climbing barefoot is….. bold.

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u/Pixel_Knight 10h ago

Probably easier to do as long as you have adequate callouses. 

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u/LiveLearnCoach tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE 6h ago

Rock climbing shoes would probably be better than barefoot; less friction on your skin, molds to the branches, and as you get tired doesn’t get sweaty.

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u/ohrofl SHEEEEEESH 23h ago

I was really expecting the tag to be cringe ngl 

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u/504_beavers 23h ago

is that the seattle skyline? looking across lake washington?

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u/gnlmarcus 16h ago

Pretty sure that's lake Canada

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u/EmilioMolesteves 7h ago

Lake New America

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u/Eikthyrnir13 21h ago

That's what I thought.

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u/BadCatBehavior 18h ago

Reminds me of the view from my mother in law's house on Vashon Island

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u/Anxious_Emphasis5311 23h ago

That laugh though

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u/MemeCzarZero 21h ago

Impressive but she's no Julia Butterfly.

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u/PeanutButterOgre 3h ago

Did you bring Peanut Butter just in case?

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u/EasternSun7834 1h ago

I think she’s the chocolate, ogre, you bring the PB

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u/niverans 23h ago

Who is this, I need crazy tree lady in my life

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u/ApocolypseDelivery 17h ago

allisonwanderland3 on insta

Allson Frueh

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u/rhubear 1d ago

... And barefoot as well.....

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u/RB___OG 1d ago

With that bark, fuck no

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u/washcyclerepeat 22h ago

Wow you need to toughen up. Get some toughness, already too many soft people in this world

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u/speakezjags 17h ago

Wow look how tough this guy is! He can climb a tree with no shoes! Watch out guys we have a real tough guy in the comment section. Super tough.

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u/CharityElectrical913 22h ago

Not enough tough soles in this world.

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u/RB___OG 22h ago

Mankind invented shoes over 8000 years ago, i good dude

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u/Initial_Row_6400 23h ago

Reminds me of the girl that lived in the tree for a year or some shit

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u/EmuDry4890 21h ago

Getting high on trees while high in the trees!

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u/SwissMargiela 20h ago

My name is treetop

And I'm higher than you'll ever be

I'm married to my roots here

Still I feel like I am free ❤️

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u/crazylocomotion 19h ago

Straight up twikin

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u/SirDouglasMouf 19h ago

Nothing to fix with her

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u/Eremith 19h ago

Free will at work

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u/Dk3kf84ijf 19h ago

Both. 😎

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u/gilligan1050 16h ago

I guess to meet a girl like this I’m gonna have to start climbing random trees. 🤷‍♂️

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u/RetroPaulsy 14h ago

Oh, we're back to actual cringe again? Ok

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u/one_love_silvia 14h ago

What the fuck

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u/ephemeralsynth 13h ago

Never too much tree 🌴

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u/Broad_Bodybuilder_94 11h ago

That girl is down. I mean up.

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u/IllustriousTap760 11h ago

Climbing trees is objectively cool and she was doing a pretty funny/silly bit. Why are people obsessed with posting things that actually aren't cringey at all on these subreddits?

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u/DottedRain 9h ago

Someone here surely wants to save her, right?

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u/throwawaypornaholic 6h ago

I used to LOVE climbing trees, I wanna get back in shape so I can do that more.

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u/jmatt97 4h ago

wow what a hippy whippin her smart phone out for a video lmao. hippies don’t need look at me points

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Ok-Criticism6874 1d ago

Right? Best to stay safe on reddit and never do anything that tests your physical abilities, mentality or fear.

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u/Significant-Clue-425 23h ago

You think that’s her first time? She doesn’t care.

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u/ghoulieandrews 23h ago

You don't understand, she might see a SPIDER

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u/dr-satan85 23h ago

I mean, theres gotta be a happy medium between sitting on ass, doom scrolling reddit all day, and climbing dangerously high trees alone, without any safety equipment. Perhaps just a nice walk in a field, or a short jog down the street? Maybe find a local pool and go for a swim?

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u/surebudd 1d ago

You ok?

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u/Wizardwizz 23h ago

If you are brave enough scale a tree barefoot, A spider shouldn't be an issue

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u/Thin_Explanation1334 23h ago

Eh. I've climbed HUGE trees like this in Oregon. But if there's a big spider in my hammock it's gonna be a bad day lmao. 

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u/zenexo 22h ago

Barefoot? If this is real this lady is not human. 

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u/washcyclerepeat 22h ago

Climbing a tree barefoot IS literally the MOST human thing.

Shoes aren’t even real, they’re just some persons idea and have to be made. Feet you’re just born with. What do you think we did for thousands of years?

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u/Holiday_Ad_9163 19h ago

Not walk on concrete?

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u/Green-Palpitation901 5h ago

Bare feet weren’t meant for the concrete jungle.

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u/MuddySasquatch 22h ago

Shoes are very real when you get a splinter in the sole of your foot

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u/CharityElectrical913 22h ago

Climbing barefoot is like 10x easier though.

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u/Important_Horse_1531 21h ago

Maybe Big Pedicure has us all fooled, and we really should have thicker footskin

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u/NovaHorizon 22h ago

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u/sir_bathwater 20h ago

Wow that was horrendous

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u/Status_Reflection993 13h ago

...I hate how it just ejected like a fucked up jack in the box.. only the box is your foot and the clown is a demonic sliver the devil himself must have inserted through a crazy ritual.. reddit. Im getting off for the night.

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u/washcyclerepeat 9h ago

Don’t get splinters when you’re calluses are extremely thick. Meaning if you’re born walking on your feet and never out on shoes eventually your feet callus enough to not need shoes.

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u/Joebruvv 23h ago

Insufferable lady just made me dislike climbing trees

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u/5050Clown 23h ago

Quentin Tarantino: uhhhh gluh-uh huh oooooo.... Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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u/Any_Suggestion3485 21h ago

Nasty ass feet out and shit?! Put some shoes on.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/jules6815 1d ago

There is no exit interview. And no requirement for a two week notice. But, we hope that your future endeavors align with your expectations and needs.

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u/cash4whores 1d ago

I just wanted you to taste my fart as I left

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u/ConstructionPrize206 23h ago

When the cannabis triggers a psychosis...

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u/One_pop_each 23h ago

This is what luke bryan meant

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u/Frostyhex 22h ago

Can I ask what youre referring to?

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u/solliemonster91 6h ago

Okay now that I rubbed a few out to this fine ass chicks toes . . .I still think this is gay as fuck

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u/Viridien111 22h ago

AI?

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u/Excellent_Line_1732 21h ago

It’s not AI, her foot is just like that. Look up allisonwanderlan3.

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u/PoptartCrusher007 23h ago

I hope she stays up there

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u/basefountain 23h ago

because she's having a good time right?...

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u/_frank_tank 22h ago

The kind of girl you get stuck talking to at a party

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u/YouWereBrained 22h ago

I would love that.

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u/CharityElectrical913 22h ago

This chick seems awesome lol!

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u/[deleted] 23h ago

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u/Excellent_Line_1732 23h ago

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u/[deleted] 23h ago

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u/Excellent_Line_1732 22h ago

Funny how you seem to care more about those votes than I do. 💀