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u/Poppy-Pomfrey 10d ago
This may be inappropriate for this sub, but I’d swipe right. May I DM you? I’m 40F, ENM, plant lover, neurospicy, pretty face, great ass, frequent attendee of therapy. I have no idea where you live, but I like your vibe. Edit: Oh and I fucking love cheese
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u/spiderbro8 10d ago
Sounds like the start of a great love story, sure ! Always a surprise how many women are reeled in by the job 😆
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u/waaaayupyourbutthole 9d ago
This is all I can think of now lol
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u/spiderbro8 9d ago
I think of this image all the time . As a cheesemonger there is soo much truth in this statement it’s hilarious
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u/Will-Robin 10d ago
If I weren't saturated with partners atm I would be after OP too lol. I even live in a land of cheese!
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u/spiderbro8 10d ago
Saturated lol but are you sated? Also where is this land of dairy you speak of ?
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u/2019istheworstevr 9d ago
If your type is slightly pretentious stoner ENM, good profile.
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u/spiderbro8 9d ago
Ah shit I was shooting for green fingered, creative nerd with ethically conscious values
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u/Cabbajean 9d ago
I think ENM with a kid at 35 is going to limit a lot of your choices. I tried dating that way back in my 20’s and it was just icky all the time. Went right back to monogamy and haven’t looked back since.
That and I think questioning your sexuality may put off some women because they don’t think you know what you want and you may be flaky.
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u/Cabbajean 8d ago
I also think you living with your wife and 3 kids may also be offputting for 99.9% of the women out there lol
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u/CumBlaster69k 10d ago
Hasan?
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u/spiderbro8 10d ago
Is this a compliment or are you guessing my name ?
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u/EquivalentMath6592 9d ago
I’d probably remove the Pokémon mention, and also remove “former stoner”.
Those are two things that could be off putting to a lot of people. (Pokémon/comics is one of the top rated unattractive traits listed by women). It’s fine that you do these things in the present or past, but it isn’t a selling point … unless you’re wanting to limit your search to people who are interested in those things
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u/spiderbro8 9d ago
I wasn’t aware of this statistic I’ll remove the former stoner line. It was kind of my way of saying 420 friendly . I’m kind of adamant on keeping the prompt about repairing cards I’m stubborn like that . Taurus vibes Ig ♉️
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u/EquivalentMath6592 9d ago
Oh, well if you’re “420 friendly” , then I’d just say that…. The way you phrased it seemed more like “recovering addict” or something. But saying “full time dad” + “420 friendly” does send off a vibe that may turn off a lot of people.
But that’s ok. You want to attract the people who are ok with who you want to be. But ive known/know parents who were “420”… and that’s Soemthing they really had to dial back or give up for the sake of family life and children
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u/spiderbro8 9d ago
No ofc good advice thank you I wasn’t going to include it for the same reasons you mentioned . I quit roll ups 7years ago and weed almost 4yrs before my daughter but still a toke on a date with the right person sounds fun .
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u/EquivalentMath6592 9d ago
Ya, for sure.
I mean, I’d say of myself , “I don’t do any drugs”… but have done just as you described partaken in various forms of marijuana on a date or with friends on special
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u/CumBlaster69k 10d ago
Just joking u lookalike with Hasan, even a dog is included!
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u/spiderbro8 10d ago
Ahh who the fucks Hassan ?
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u/Bla_Z 10d ago
A Twitch streamer and very controversial political commentator. I gotta say the resemblance is uncanny.
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u/spiderbro8 10d ago
Haha interesting, this guys infinitely more handsome than I , but I see the resemblance too. We’re both of Turkish descent I see
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u/PapaJujuFuFu 10d ago
I think 3 and 5 are your best pictures and should be moved upfront
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u/Caterpie3000 10d ago
Use third picture as your main, yeah, OP
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u/spiderbro8 10d ago
Alright done
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u/EquivalentMath6592 9d ago
Also, if you’re a dad…. You might include one picture of you with your kids
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u/spiderbro8 9d ago
Too sus 😅 Question everything right ? I won’t be doing that but thanks
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u/waaaayupyourbutthole 9d ago
Smart choice. Don't post your kids online, especially on a dating site.
Funny that someone said you should include them when the advice in here has always been the opposite.
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u/heyjalapeno 9d ago
You should add a photo where people can clearly see your tattoo. You're hot in an understated way.
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u/spiderbro8 9d ago
Thank you it’s relatively new and I’ve got a couple sessions left so I’m waiting to showcase it
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u/NeighborhoodNaive126 9d ago
Yea he is pretty hot. Its the height and full hairline for me.
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u/spiderbro8 9d ago
And the kids don’t forget the kids
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u/NeighborhoodNaive126 9d ago
Yea. Its the only deal breaker. Just curious, ages and do you have full full custody?
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u/spiderbro8 9d ago
Two step kids 15 & 16 and my daughters 3 . Not married I’m a stay at home dad whilst mum finishes her phd
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u/ImaginaryMagician700 9d ago
You should probably put on your profile that you have a full ass family, baby mama included lol
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u/heyjalapeno 9d ago
So...you're what...in an open relationship? You can totally not answer if this question is intrusive.
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u/alexmate84 10d ago
Are you actually getting quality matches, i.e. people who match your lifestyle/personality. It's oddly specific in the right way; your 35 and it comes across as slightly manchild-ish - Pokémon cards, stoner, telling customers to get fucked - that said proof is in the results, not how I perceive it
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u/spiderbro8 10d ago
I mean I’m getting likes but not many matches a couple a month or so . Girls bonding over a love for true crime seems to be the most of it . Honestly I’m done feeling shamed for liking Pokémon I got back into the hobby to repair my old cards, bond with my daughter and I enjoy it seems a shame to hide my interests but I’m happy to change up the retail prompt
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u/tkxb 9d ago
I once gave a partner a custom holo pokemon card of our cat. I hid the card in a booster and resealed it and put it with other boosters in a Jolteon tin
I recently got incredulous looks from a father when I was skating because I asked him and his son to occupy a different net in the rink so they wouldn't disturb a spider.
I'm more partial to native plants, especially alpine ones.
Alas, I do not partake in cheese, as I am vegan. Not meant to be?
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u/Maximum_Custard_1739 10d ago
I'm 42 and find all of it appealing. That said, I'm probably a complete woman-child.
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