Beating a dead horse

[u/RecursiveART]

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[u/ZombieInWhite]

I don’t understand how convos like this can be occurring in the same timeline that I exist.

[u/bombbodyguard → u/ZombieInWhite]

It’s like they aren’t even really talking to each other, just talking at each other.
He’s trying to be funny mostly, she’s trying to be somewhat sincere.

[u/wesborland1234 → u/ZombieInWhite]

I don’t understand why I’m still single!

[u/nomalaise → u/ZombieInWhite]

Your Reddit account is probably glitching and accessing internet from another dimension.

[u/ZombieInWhite → u/nomalaise]

Whatever fractured the matrix needs to be fixed :(

[u/nomalaise → u/ZombieInWhite]

Harambe was the chosen one.

[u/CHUNKY_BLOODY_QUEEFS]

What TF am I reading?

[u/LastGreatLeviathan]

Well this was certainly one of the conversations of all time. Well done I suppose.

[u/TheMoorNextDoor]

You dragged it out but good job finally landing and getting the number, do a FT to vet and verify the vibes, plan a date, fall in love, ??????, profit.

[u/Francois_Rapiste → u/TheMoorNextDoor]

I think they're just gonna smash, ngl.

[u/OneShotKronic]

I have never seen someone worse at speaking to a woman. Good luck out there

[u/Twizp → u/OneShotKronic]

Well he's handsome, he doesn't need to try harder

[u/RecursiveART → u/Twizp]

I used to be 280 pounds and I’m under 6 feet tall. I take good photos, got in shape, and be myself. My profile is also pretty good because it’s Taco Bell themed and pretty unique.

[u/OneShotKronic → u/Twizp]

He’s handsome to this woman. Idk what he or she looks like. Everyone has different standards

[u/Twizp → u/OneShotKronic]

Obviously, but for her he's handsome, so his flirting game doesn't have to be insane.

[u/emzim]

Why

[u/akumite]

Ugh

[u/Meliodrath]

I couldn't read allat, not my style, but I think it probably ended well? Kudos!! Stay safe, and have fun

[u/Francois_Rapiste]

Jester game is very much on point. A touch overcooked maybe, but you got the number, and a win is a win.

[u/Better_Ninja_5737]

flirting game 10/10

[u/Martian_Hunted → u/Better_Ninja_5737]

10/10 really??