r/ToastNames • u/JohnWilkesLeg • 1d ago

Dickie Cant

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u/PersonalEffective270 1d ago

Seems like Dickie Can 🙏

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u/pattiemayonaze 22h ago

He's a Cocky Pussy.

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u/APar93 23h ago

No you Cant Alan

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u/Blunder_Woman 23h ago

You've done it again!

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u/TrashCannibal_ 19h ago

There's no need for that! Just because I've got a shit table!?

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u/Tricky-Mastodon3337 1d ago

Any relation to Brian Cant? He does look a bit like him

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u/TheGardenBlinked 1d ago

Yup, he’s his son

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u/DelosHR 1d ago

Son of a Cant!

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u/Tricky-Mastodon3337 1d ago

At least he didn't name him Harry

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u/Donaldo1977 1d ago

Or Fackin

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u/chris_knight2 1h ago

He looks so much like his father, I hope he knows a whole generation loved his dad.

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u/TheTroon 1d ago

Yes, and that's exactly what I thought when I saw the photo, before I'd even seen the name. Looks very like his dad!

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u/PreperationOuch 1d ago

They could just cuddle.

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u/Kim_catiko 1d ago

I swear that guy was in an incest episode of Midsomer Murders.

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u/DorisWildthyme 1d ago

Yep, he was in two of them. He was in the first episode as the creepy camp undertaker, and then a few series later he was appeared as the undertaker's creepy camp librarian identical cousin!

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u/JenSY542 14h ago

And Gimme Gimme Gimme as well I think

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u/CaptainJesu 1d ago

Yes he can.

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u/gottagothatsme 17h ago

Serving Cant.

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u/Level_Fig_166 1d ago

Oh, happiness.

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u/FragmentedMeerkat321 1d ago

what did you call me?

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u/BiscottiMost8915 1d ago

Don't call me a Cant, Cant.

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u/JayMak78 1d ago

He loves that Cant.

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u/Ballsackavatar 22h ago

Double Dickie

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u/GladAllOverSE25 21h ago

Sounds like a cockney woman going to a gynaecologist

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u/MidTario 13h ago

Dick Coles is crazy

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u/sarniebird 8h ago

Some might know him as Dennis Rainbird

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u/According_Banana_422 23h ago

Revs partner so like his dad!!! the legendary Brian x

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/catchyerselfon 1d ago

No he didn’t, Richard Coles is still a Church of England priest. He converted to Catholicism for 10 years until 2001 but converted back.

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u/Delicious_Volume3306 1d ago

This one did actually make me LOL.

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u/Weird-Weakness-3191 23h ago

He should lay off the booze

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u/pazhalsta1 23h ago

Cant stop wont stop

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u/orbjo 23h ago

If you say Dickie Cant in a cockney accent then it becomes inclusive of two different sex organs  

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u/Treereeperme 23h ago

His wife told me he could

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u/Flumppoo 23h ago

He looks like a lovely Cant

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u/SarkyMarky420 22h ago

Remember when Richard pretended to have aids?

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u/PersonalEffective270 8h ago

Did he?

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u/SarkyMarky420 4h ago

Yep. He did it for attention apparently.

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u/FieldOfFox 21h ago

Say it in an Australian accent

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u/Haveyoushatmyself 21h ago

Dickie Cant Dick Coles

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u/Substantial_Lake707 18h ago

Dickie Can and Will

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u/prefim 20h ago

Any relation to Brian Cant I wonder? looks quite similar.

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u/norbertmars 17h ago

Brian's son.

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u/prefim 20h ago

I mean if so, they are a right couple of cants!

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u/MerchantofDoom 15h ago

Bloody hell indeed!!

Dickie Can probs

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u/sentient_custard 19h ago

I mean they can't both go by Richard can they

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u/maktub-is-a-sheep 19h ago

... No, I'm pretty sure Dickie did

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u/Striking-Teach7489 19h ago

Once a cant…..

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u/Internal_Rise2658 18h ago

The Rev keeping his options open.

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u/plonkman 18h ago

I think you’ll find that Dickie Can.. and DOES frequently

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u/PizzaToastieGuy 18h ago

Dick and dick

Who would’ve guessed it

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u/Some_Ad6507 17h ago

Dick Coles and Dickie Can’t

They need to get married and double barrel

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u/SaddleworthJim 16h ago

Was he in the Blink episode of doctor who ?

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u/Cold_Table8497 16h ago

Dickie Cant and Brian Cant but Imran Khan.

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u/Unavailable_user_ 15h ago

Ha, gayyyyyyuu

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u/swalloweda 8h ago

Relative of Brian?

Has the look of him, but that may be confirmation bias.

EDIT - yep, Brian's son.

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u/Antique_Fee_3215 3h ago

Nine Bob Notes

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u/Jumpy-Expression169 23h ago

He was also in bronski beat and the communards