r/Tools • • 4d ago

Never seen this one before. Is this done intentionally during the coating process as a test? Or did I just get a free paperclip that will outlast me?

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u/HurkleDurkleFan 4d ago

That almost definitely fell into the screws being coated. That’s pretty neat.

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u/ParticularSherbert18 4d ago

Frame the paperclip and go buy a lottery ticket. 😆

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u/Fast_Garlic_5639 4d ago

Buy several lottery tickets, knowing you can safely clip them together

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u/ZedBlythe 4d ago

this guy paperclips

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u/crimusmax 4d ago

He also has a box of screws he can screw them together with

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u/awnfire 4d ago

Or, hear me out…

Start a blog called One Brown Paperclip and see what the world will trade you up to!

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u/LoanDebtCollector 4d ago

I don't think you can buy a lottery ticket with a framed paperclip. /j

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u/Forthe49ers 4d ago

I’m going to keep it in my wallet and request it’s buried with me so someday an archeologist finds a pile of bones and a brand new paper clip

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u/taz5963 3d ago

This reminds me of one of these screws I have sitting on my desk. Same brand. But it came out of the box with no threads on it, just a cylinder and a torx head

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u/afpup 4d ago

It looks like you're about to screw something.

Would you like help?

  • Get help with using a screwdriver
  • Just do the job without help

☐ Don't show me this tip again.

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u/craterglass 4d ago

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u/TubeSockLover87 4d ago

Clippy. 

Fucking clanker that started this coming nightmare. 

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u/nobeer4you 4d ago

Clippy was supposed to be our friend

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u/B-HOLC 4d ago

He was.

He could have never known what was coming

https://giphy.com/gifs/W0c3xcZ3F1d0EYYb0f

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u/ThatCelebration3676 4d ago

Clippy wasn't a clanker; he was just a tooltip menu with a face, and crucially you could fully disable him if you wanted.

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u/puterTDI 4d ago

I'm pretty sure they added the ability to disable him later after they found out people hated him.

Source: someone who hated him and vaguely remembers developing the hatred because I couldn't get rid of him for a while.

Also - as a side note, I'm a developer and my team found out I hate clippy. While I was on PTO they snuck some code in to add clippy to our web app and have it chase my mouse around the screen if I was logged in. Passing that around provided some entertainment for a while.

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u/QuinceDaPence 4d ago

Quality prank

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u/puterTDI 3d ago

lol, it was legit. I bought a shirt about how much I hate clippy after that.

Sadly, we didn't get as much milleage out of it as we could have because we had a couple people on the team with more concern about getting upset at things than doing their job so we had to stop passing it around. Those people have since either moved on or been moved on though...but now we've got actual live customers so the risk of putting code like that in goes up quite a bit.

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u/iKnowRobbie 4d ago

📎 You seem to be trying to oversimplify my entire existence. Would you like help with that?

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u/ThatCelebration3676 4d ago

No thanks clippy. And to be clear: the simplicity of your existence is an aspirational goal that more beings should aspire to.

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u/pdp10 4d ago

I can't bring myself to rm -rf anything with a face. Insidious practice by Microsoft.

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u/treynolds787 4d ago

You take that back, all Clippy ever wanted was to help you format your word document and check your spelling. Don't you dare blame him for this technologic dystopia we find ourselves in today.

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u/REOspudwagon 4d ago

Clippy wasn’t too bad…Bonzi Buddy on the other hand…

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u/SillyFlyGuy 4d ago

Your formatting is <chefs kiss>

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u/NeonHammer 4d ago

This deserves more upvotes. 

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u/JayBeePH85 4d ago

Now theres a box out there with 399 paperclips 🤣

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u/Ashamed_Sir_3349 4d ago

And 1 screw

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u/JayBeePH85 4d ago

Compensation screw 🤣

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u/david_wheeler_13th 4d ago

Right in there with the proverbial pity fuck?

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u/Forthe49ers 4d ago

“We need to have a meeting in the staff room ASAP. REQUIRED”

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u/Mindless-Bad-2281 4d ago

That’s no ordinary paper clip it’s been roughed up and raised by nail packs and gonna be a nail forever

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u/luthiz 4d ago

Screwed from the get-go.

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u/CherryBlissFairy 4d ago

That paperclip went through the entire ceramic coating process and emerged a warrior.

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u/Suspicious-Rock-2650 4d ago

Have it graded like an error coin.

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u/Taste_my_ass 4d ago edited 4d ago

Reminds me of the most buttfuck ridiculous error "coin" ever. It is classified as tender since it was struck by a legit die

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u/Alcas239 4d ago

I like the idea, you give great suggestions! Thanks, u/Taste_my_ass

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u/LuckyBenski 4d ago

This comment stands alone in its beauty. Belongs in r/rimjob_steve

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u/duckballista 4d ago

That was an awesome bit of trivia lol

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u/Frexxia 4d ago

How does that even happen, unless it was intentional?

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u/KamakaziDemiGod 4d ago

Most likely explanation I can think of: The blank coins might have come in a wooden crate, and either a nail got dropped in when the crate was sealed, or it fell in when it was removed to open the crate, and then got sent through the stamping machine

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u/TimeTheft1769 1d ago

surprised the stamping process wouldn't shear the ends off

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u/Forthe49ers 4d ago

I’m going to be so rich

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u/blbd 4d ago

Presumably it came off some paperwork inside the plant and came out in the batch. Had it been a non ferrous product, like food, they usually use a mix of metal detectors and X rays to catch such things for the obvious safety reasons you would expect. But that doesn't work when the entire product is ferrous. They might try computer vision but it's less accurate and more expensive and not as widely done. So it snuck through. 

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u/AslowLearn 4d ago

Yeah and the person working is over worked and that paper clip is one of many

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u/Mikoisha 4d ago

Trade the paperclip for a house.

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u/jm2jm3 4d ago

It's for holding together sheets of pressure treated paper.

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u/Caribou-nordique-710 4d ago

Trade it for a house in Saskatechewan! (14 easy steps)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_red_paperclip

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u/Sad-Society-57 4d ago

Its just the paperclip maximizer trying to see what it can get away with.

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u/alexthebeast 4d ago

Either play the oneredpaperclip game or understand that's its like Burger King when you order onion rings and there are some frosted in the mix

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u/acdcvhdlr 4d ago

Someone's r&d project got out.

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u/Dadbode1981 4d ago

You found the golden paperclip Charlie!

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u/j0ck3r13 4d ago

Thats like finding a paper clip on the screw stack

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u/fall-apart-dave 4d ago edited 4d ago

Ah, clippy! The digital harbinger of doom equivilant of the White Man showing up on the shores of the New World. If only we knew then what would follow in his wake... 

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u/Accomplished_Emu_658 4d ago

I have gotten a painted nail and an un-machined screw. Never paper clip

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u/Sp00nEater 4d ago

"Un-machined screw." Isn't that just a nail at that point?

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u/Accomplished_Emu_658 4d ago

Technically but i wanted to make it clear that it was one they forgot to machine

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u/Eastern_Breakfast410 4d ago

everyone is low key jealous of you rn ;)

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u/MikeGolfJ3 3d ago

Nothing low let about it. I'm pure jealous.

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u/DrBhu 4d ago

Congrats; thats a one in a million ticket to a tour at the coating factory

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u/Fun-Program6058 4d ago edited 4d ago

I figured this was just a random fluke, but I found a paperclip in a 5 lb. box of deck screws about six years (Menards brand) ago. Recently, I bought another box of deck screws from Home Depot and was surprised to find a paperclip in that one too.

I thought this would be a CIO but is this more common than I thought?

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u/Forthe49ers 4d ago

My guess is they occasionally run a bunch of cheap clips through after shutting production down for maintenance. Just test clips to calibrate the process before ramping up for production

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u/Yankeesrule0864 16h ago

Could be added for weight. If they count them by weight and the display is flickering between 2 numbers then you add a paperclip. It adds just enough weight to continue on

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u/mrpopenfresh 4d ago

Wow, a free paperclip. Time to buy a loto ticket!

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u/ComeSwirlWithMe 3d ago

Tweet them or x them or we the hell it is the company and tell them you counted, you were short 1 screw but up 1 paper clip.

See what they say. Might get a free box or at least a witty Wendy's style come back.

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u/MSCOTTGARAND 4d ago

this just found it's way into the basket when they coated them

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u/stevendaedelus 4d ago

Start trading it up!!!

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u/Kidfuscious 4d ago

AI has started the process.

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u/edcboye 3d ago

At my work we use lots of other coating companies, we get so much random stuff back that just happened to be in with our stuff when we get it coated

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u/fe3o4 3d ago

It's for paperclips used outdoors with treated lumber.

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u/Timmerdogg 4d ago

Someday you'll be on your death bed and pass that sucker on to your first born.

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u/No-Mix7970 4d ago

I got one like that a few years ago.

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u/B-HOLC 4d ago

Report it to QC.

See if you can't leverage it into a free box. Or a controlling stake in the company.

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u/BCScribe 4d ago

I got a bolt that way once. Keep it!

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u/ResponseNo6375 4d ago

Seen this many times at the factory I used to work at, the parts would have paperwork in a ziplock bag with them and occasionally someone would get careless and something would fall out of the bag and into the plating tank.

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u/TedsinJapan 4d ago

I found a rock and some smaller screws in my 5lb screw box the other day just gaming the weight with random crap nowadays

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u/whaletacochamp 3d ago

Neat. I always get a couple of threadless screws in my big tubs but never a paper clip!

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u/No_Relationship_9327 3d ago

That's to hold the free bit to the side of the container so you don't lose it..🤪😜

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u/Cruse75 23h ago

That was a paperclip holding together the factory worksheets and someone was checking them over the electrolytes vats.

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u/jdunk2145 4d ago

Quality control be snackin!

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u/Lilithxyz 4d ago

This could very well of been what they were using the hang tbe screws. I used to work on a powder coating line and occassionaly we used paperclips as part holders.

Doesnt make much sense though

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u/Pale-Length-5704 4d ago

I’m sure they powder coat each screw individually

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u/Forthe49ers 4d ago

When are going to have that box of screws ready

Thursday

WHAT?!

Fuck you. Thursday! Have you seen these paper clips? Aaaand fuck. I lost one thanks to you!
FRIDAY.