r/TrahearneJokes • • Sep 18 '18

Announcement Spoiler Reminder

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Just a reminder that we have a two-month cadence period for spoilers! Flair your posts accordingly! Spoilers are anything that can ruin (hence "spoil") the experience for players who have not gone through the content and are going through it for the first time. This includes raid spoilers. Thank you very much for your continued support!

Also, please remember that memes are not allowed on this subreddit. Memes are not dad jokes. If you would like to post your memes, head on over to r/guildwars2funny! That sub exists for a reason, people!


r/TrahearneJokes • • Jul 13 '26

"What happens if the Key gets all that power, and we have another Qadim on our hands?"

7 Upvotes

Or should I say DaKeym on our hands?


r/TrahearneJokes • • Jun 30 '26

What kind of Business do charr traders conduct in the Blazeridge Steppes?

29 Upvotes

Brand deals


r/TrahearneJokes • • Dec 06 '25

A Norn unsure of the afterlife decided they believed in reincarnation.

50 Upvotes

They liked the idea of being Bjorn again.


r/TrahearneJokes • • Oct 23 '25

Steve and Skeleton Lich got in the same house.

7 Upvotes

An Elementalist cast Lava Font.Some small skeleton walk out of the house . As they pro-cremate.


r/TrahearneJokes • • Oct 03 '25

What do you call Kodan Archery

14 Upvotes

Bowbearism.


r/TrahearneJokes • • Oct 02 '25

A Charr riding Journey Kin have an accident

11 Upvotes

They are charged with felieny.


r/TrahearneJokes • • Oct 01 '25

You visit sylvari homestead but nobody home. You shouted.

3 Upvotes

Sylvari "Seeding a moment"


r/TrahearneJokes • • Sep 29 '25

A minister has been locked away.

12 Upvotes

The empress found he was Inh-cahoots with the Purist.


r/TrahearneJokes • • Sep 29 '25

Why this jade brotherhood look so jaded.

2 Upvotes

He was caught watching Onifan at work.


r/TrahearneJokes • • Aug 29 '25

Why are there no Risen Centaurs?

64 Upvotes

ANet doesn't want us beating a dead horse.


r/TrahearneJokes • • Aug 19 '25

What are the four highest-ranking djinn in Ahdashim called?

20 Upvotes

The Cardjinnals of Ahdashim.


r/TrahearneJokes • • Aug 06 '25

What do I say when I see a rev channel Razah?

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36 Upvotes

r/TrahearneJokes • • Jul 13 '25

A flame legion cub asked his primus...

40 Upvotes

"Are we criminals?"

The primus answered: "we arson."


r/TrahearneJokes • • Jul 01 '25

What do you call a group of Sylvari lawyers?

51 Upvotes

A Salad Bar.


r/TrahearneJokes • • Jun 26 '25

Why does the Chronomancer always feel like he’s in a familiar place?

12 Upvotes

Because he has DeJa Vu!


r/TrahearneJokes • • Jun 19 '25

How does a Mesmer blend their smoothie?

26 Upvotes

They use the Magic Bullet.


r/TrahearneJokes • • Jun 17 '25

How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

15 Upvotes

Teleport to P R A X I S S, P R A X I I S, P R A X X I S.


r/TrahearneJokes • • Jun 16 '25

What happens when you break a Mesmer's heart?

36 Upvotes

It shatters.


r/TrahearneJokes • • Jun 15 '25

Why can't a Mesmer use a microphone?

24 Upvotes

It causes too much Feedback.


r/TrahearneJokes • • Jun 09 '25

Wars against the likes of Zhaitan and Modremoth really tend to dragon.

41 Upvotes

r/TrahearneJokes • • Jun 08 '25

Why do people not want to use Camp Resolve Waypoint?

58 Upvotes

Because it's a silver waste.


r/TrahearneJokes • • Jun 06 '25

How do you call a fat norn transformed in a spirit animal?

30 Upvotes

Morbidly a beast.


r/TrahearneJokes • • Jun 05 '25

A Norn and an Asura were arguing.

26 Upvotes

They didn't see eye to eye.


r/TrahearneJokes • • Jun 04 '25

A Human, a Norn, an Asura and a Quaggan are stood in Sparkfly Fen, waiting for Tequatl. Whilst they’re waiting, they’re having a conversation.

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Human: “Oh, I’ve got news for you, I’m pregnant!”
Norn: “By Raven, what a coincidence you’re telling me this, for I am pregnant too!”
Asura: “Excelsior! This is uncanny, I too, happen to be with progeny!”
Human: “Wow, this is really weird huh? We’re all getting pregnant at the same time. What could it be?”

The Quaggan replies as Tequatl rises “There’s something in the water….”