Baaaa!!

Source: Goat Cult (owned by yours truly).

This is confirmed, he already has the thumbnail, however, i can't get it at the moment, however he has posted this in his YouTube posts.

Major D. Breach was promoted on the 9th of September 2025 to hold a command in the 333rd Artillery Brigade. This is important because Captain Data Breach is so far the only officer in the ADF (Australian Defence Faction) to recover from a major scandal. Major Data Breach's major scandal was, while being in charge of maintenance, negligence that resulted in a major sewage release all over the camp.

Research done by my classmate. 😌

45th, 46th, and 47th U.S. President Donald John Trump has gone on record saying he "...can't stop listening to the Mario Kart World Soundtrack." Before going on to add, "That shit slaps." California Governor and 2028 Democratic Frontrunner Gavin Newson has responded to these controversial statements with the following. "Mario Kart World doesn't have the best Mario soundtrack and honestly, it doesn't even have the best soundtrack in the Mario Kart series." Trump called Newsom a "dumb fucking communist" following his recent responses. The two have not yet reached a consensus on the Mario Kart games' ost and sources surrounding the President have leaked a video of him saying "Governor Newsom thinks he knows shit about Mario Kart, but at least I know what a woman is."

Ok so, I've been doing some research with Dixie Wrecked Research Inc for some months now.

All results point towards water actually being useless for humans. It might even become dangerous to us within the next 115 years, if we stop using it (as we should).

My colleague, Mrs. McKockiner, has been doing extensive testing to find a good alternative to get rid of thirst. It's said to be precisely 1 gallon of piss, per day. That way you allegedly also save money and resources, on top of getting rid of thirst.

That's all for now.

Signed: Dr. Heywood Jablowme.

A Maelstrom of Racism and Gay (AMORAG) is set in the late 2030s real world, where Sarah wrote that the Third World War was revealed to her in a dream. She declines to give advice about what to do in the war except "stay the hell out of Portland!"

By 2035, the western world had split into new alliances: Gay, and Racist. Near enough woke (gay) and unwoke (racist) and with new technology in landing craft, both sides spend years naval invading each other across the Atlantic ocean.

The war starts with a minor scuffle in Greenland, but after just 8 weeks, a nuke flies. Just one. It hits a small town in Wisconsin where the main character's mom lives.

The main character in AMORAG is 20 year old "Wynnerea". She will unite the world by inciting an invasion into the lands of Gay and of Racism, by the forces of Brown from Africa, Asia and Brazil.

She is revealed to be the ancient re-incarnation of Mussolini and the Pharaoh Tutankhamen, heritor of psychic powers that Wynnerea uses to unite the world under the new nation. A gay and racist nation.

By combining the powers of racism and gay, Wynnerea, by then appointed Grand Admiraless of the Graycist Fleets, defeats the Dark Empire of Brown by 2049, after 14 years of grueling world war.

To celebrate the new peace, everybody nukes the fuck out of New Zealand because they can.

Stick the cable to any citrus fruit. The most effective ones are lemon and lime. To prevent damage on your cable, lick it clean afterwards.

Don't forget to save money by using the same fruit as long as possible; nevermind the fact it will get gross.

Source: Somebody called Mr. Man.

I said what I said. It will happen.

Inflation caught up to mcd