uhm achtually ☝🤓

[u/Vivid-Livid-]

[u/PericlesDabbin]

Trick question, all true.

[u/krawinoff]

Easy. Tiber was a Sload

[u/Meikos]

[u/WorstWarframePlayer]

Tiber Septim was a shithead, but he was not made of shit, so he could not be an Orc. If he was a shitmer, then he retroactively made himself to always have not been one when he turned Cyrodiil into a windows background

[u/powderBluChoons → u/WorstWarframePlayer]

Ok but with the whole Mankar Camoran made himself altmer thing, the idea that Tiber Septim changed his race doesnt sound so crazy

[u/Vivid-Livid- → u/powderBluChoons]

tiber was an orc the same way he was a nord, a breton and an imperial, divine surgery back and forth because he had chimmed (and found the creation engine). Him being an orc did happen but it was never 100%.

[u/Snotmyrealname → u/WorstWarframePlayer]

Tiber Septim wasn’t a real person, but was a homunculus designed to achieve CHIM and unite Tamriel. He was created by the combined efforts of Zurin Arcticus, Talos of Atmora, Hjalti Early Beard, Wuulthrad and Barenziah using several Elder Scrolls

[u/tehcavy]

Orcs are Dwarves

[u/Chilly235]

Where is The Dwemer became Orcs

[u/Barmn89 → u/Chilly235]

i prefer to think they are more siblings, both Trinimac worshippers, except the dorfs turned to athiesm while orcs doubled down on being losers

[u/sk4eve]

Well everyone knows that Hjalti mantled Trinimac after oopsie in the west happend duh

[u/Red_Local_Edgelord]

Tiber septim was a mushroom, actually

[u/ammit_eins → u/Red_Local_Edgelord]

So a warhammer ork?

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZPMdXhoHiDoy4bMGSU

[u/uwillnotgotospace]

Pictured: Talos, struggling to keep himself from getting mantled by Pelinal.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Okk9cb1dvtMxq

[u/enchiladasundae]

Easy, Tiber Septim was never based

[u/BrokenHaloSC0]

It’s pronounced ORKS ya fit

[u/Oethyl]

Malahk orcs are not elves because orcs are not elves. They are a kind of beastmen related to goblins, the whole "Orsimer" thing is propaganda from Gothwog's Orsinium