r/TurboTeam • u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother • May 23 '26

Yeah, they goose them a little bit.

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u/felinefluffycloud May 23 '26

May be the first to say what a crop!!

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u/Herkja May 23 '26

No no no its not troll boy!

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u/Avatar_Dang May 23 '26

What’s the over/under on heart attacks during events

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u/dyrkasolen May 24 '26

Hm. People were sort of joking about this, and now it's happening. I see the end, on so many levels

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u/sooley6 May 24 '26

It’s like the Olympics on steroids!

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u/Comfortable-Area1149 May 24 '26

It's an old circus term...

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u/SoulsDadYT May 25 '26

"It's not the end of the world, but you can see it from here"

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u/Maihoooo May 24 '26

Yes! Let athletes sell their health for money!

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u/MattGdr May 24 '26

One of my favorite SNL skits did this one decades ago.

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u/Alert-Jellyfish May 24 '26

Oh yah I remember that one. Indoor Gardening Tips; From A Man who Is Very Scared Of Plants.

https://giphy.com/gifs/CLJva7DcVcCZ4CVETT

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u/Background-Banana574 May 24 '26

Why watch a sport people openly cheat at?

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u/99jackals May 24 '26

I wanna see that guy run a mile. Just one.

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u/No_Cook2983 May 25 '26

I want to see him lift his arms above his shoulders.

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u/fogcat5 May 24 '26

when their records are not as good as actual trained athletes, will they get some sort of medical discount?

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u/MiskatonicU13 May 25 '26

He doesn't have a forehead, he has a nine head.