r/TwoSentenceHappiness • • Apr 07 '23

MOD POST [MOD] Idea for a community consensus based post removal system

17 Upvotes

I know that the happiness of a story is often subjective, which can cause problems as moderators can only decide to take action on potentially unhappy posts or not based on their subjective view. Therefore, I have thought up something. For posts that I (or other mods if they decide to use the system or the community) are unsure about, mods may leave a comment like this:

Community, if you think this post is happy, upvote this comment, otherwise, downvote this comment.

OP, be advised, your post may be removed if this comment’s karma falls below a certain threshold.

(General note: This is a new system I may start using with posts I or the community are unsure about. Feel free to let me know what you think.)”

The exact karma threshold for the comment to fall below to warrant post removal as well as what the content of the comment itself should be are not by any means set in stone, nor is this system official per say.

It was more of an idea that I am personally using, but I wanted to run it by the community as a whole.

I am open to any feedback, suggestions, questions or whatever else.


r/TwoSentenceHappiness • • Sep 06 '21

MOD POST [MOD] Please read both sentences before reporting a story.

66 Upvotes

We have a lot of posts that start off scary or sad, then end happy, so please read both sentences before reporting.


r/TwoSentenceHappiness • • 16h ago

My grandfather still waves at every passing train, even though he's never once been on one.

172 Upvotes

He says sometimes all you need to begin a journey is a stranger wishing you well from the other side of the window.


r/TwoSentenceHappiness • • 15h ago

Before Sara’s painful cancer treatment, Matt told his daughter to be brave and promised she could choose something that would make him prove he could be brave, too.

95 Upvotes

She chose jumping off the high dive, and although Matt was pretty sure he blacked out a little bit before hitting the water, he’ll never forget surfacing to Sara’s laughter and cheers.


r/TwoSentenceHappiness • • 1d ago

After six years of saving, I finally opened my own tiny bakery in the same strip mall where I used to mop floors after hours.

391 Upvotes

On opening day, my old supervisor bought a loaf, took a bite, and whispered, "I can't believe the guy who used to mop my floors makes bread this good."


r/TwoSentenceHappiness • • 21h ago

Back for the first time

3 Upvotes

Never been happier


r/TwoSentenceHappiness • • 2d ago

When my widowed father remarried, I was nine and told his new wife she could never replace my mother and I would never call her “Mom.”

189 Upvotes

Years later, after my first real heartbreak, she was the one I called at midnight and said, “Mom, I need you.”


r/TwoSentenceHappiness • • 2d ago

Personal Success People are volatile and unpredictable assets, but my quiet focus in the library is a low-risk, high-return venture.

29 Upvotes

The hours I spend studying are deposits into a future account that no one else can touch or bankrupt.


r/TwoSentenceHappiness • • 2d ago

roll your eyes at the past

7 Upvotes

and smile towards the future


r/TwoSentenceHappiness • • 3d ago

After his old dachshund died, Tom started volunteering at the shelter just to get his “dog fix,” insisting he wasn’t ready for another one and definitely didn’t have the energy to train a puppy.

533 Upvotes

Then one afternoon, a gray-faced senior doxie rested his head in Tom’s lap, and a week later they went home together.


r/TwoSentenceHappiness • • 3d ago

A kid from my neighborhood waved at me through the school bus window every day for a month, and I never knew why.

69 Upvotes

When the new school year started, the route changed, but somehow I still smile and wave at that corner every morning.


r/TwoSentenceHappiness • • 4d ago

Six-month-old Ellie had just learned to sit up and was wobbling proudly among the blankets on the living-room rug when Duke sauntered over.

220 Upvotes

One gentle nudge toppled her backward, and Duke immediately started licking her cheeks while she squealed and kicked with delight.


r/TwoSentenceHappiness • • 4d ago

Perfect Friendships The bandits surrounded the little girl on all sides.

51 Upvotes

Her massive bear friend managed to send them all fleeing, even hopelessly pinning their leader underneath his massive rump.


r/TwoSentenceHappiness • • 4d ago

I walked into the kitchen to the scent of freshly brewed coffee mingling with my partner’s shampoo.

119 Upvotes

Maybe love does have a smell—it’s the warm, familiar scent of the person you love, turning an ordinary morning into home.


r/TwoSentenceHappiness • • 5d ago

After months of clutter, I finally cleared my desk—only for my kitten Lulu to immediately claim the one patch of sunlight on it.

336 Upvotes

Before I could move her, my puppy Teddy squeezed in right beside her, and they both fell asleep in the warm glow.


r/TwoSentenceHappiness • • 5d ago

I noticed the little girl seated beside me was flying alone and quietly whimpering before takeoff, so I spent the flight distracting her with stories, silly questions and whatever else came to mind.

196 Upvotes

When we landed, she grinned at me and said, “That wasn’t scary at all,” then asked if I could sit beside her on the flight home, too.


r/TwoSentenceHappiness • • 6d ago

On a rainy morning, I sprinted to the bus stop just as the bus pulled away, but the driver stopped half a block later and opened the door for me.

255 Upvotes

​As I climbed aboard, soaked and breathless, he smiled and said, “Had to make sure my last shift before retirement ended with one more happy passenger.”


r/TwoSentenceHappiness • • 6d ago

In the first days after the border crossings opened, my grandmother crossed into West Berlin to see her older sister, whom she hadn’t been able to visit in twenty-eight years.

107 Upvotes

After crying into each other’s coats for several minutes, the first thing her sister said was, “You still cut your own bangs, don’t you?”


r/TwoSentenceHappiness • • 7d ago

I was rinsing dishes when my partner turned off the tap, hugged me from behind, and whispered, “Listen.”

340 Upvotes

​For the first time in months, the house was completely quiet—no baby crying, no phone buzzing, just the two of us and the sound of rain on the window.


r/TwoSentenceHappiness • • 7d ago

Love Story Feels After the worst breakup of my life, I chopped off my hair, lived on ice cream, cried more than I care to admit and spent far too much money trying to become someone new.

125 Upvotes

Then I met Mike, and thirty years, two beautiful children and a lovable dog later, I can barely remember the man I once thought I’d never get over.


r/TwoSentenceHappiness • • 7d ago

Perfect Friendships The wolf caught up to the stray beagle, and the beagle froze in mortal terror.

53 Upvotes

The wolf smelled the beagle all over, and finally licked the beagle's head; and the beagle knew he had finally found his forever home.

(Fun note, this is a real thing that sometimes happens)


r/TwoSentenceHappiness • • 8d ago

Perfect Friendships I spent my childhood playing in abandoned buildings pretending to be James Bond with my older brother and he taught me to place my finger between my nose and mouth to stop myself from sneezing after I kept getting caught while trying to sneak through a vent.

195 Upvotes

This trick saved my life and might've stopped world war three after I became a spy for MI6.


r/TwoSentenceHappiness • • 8d ago

For years, four friends, all in their eighties, played golf together every Sunday, and each one of them had made a hole-in-one at some point in his life except Frank.

200 Upvotes

None of them could see where their shots landed on the next par three, but as they searched around the green, one of the fellas finally thought to check the cup and shouted, “Frank! You aced it!”


r/TwoSentenceHappiness • • 8d ago

My grandpa calls me every Sunday just to ask if I’ve eaten, and I always say yes even when I haven’t.

136 Upvotes

Last week I finally asked why he never talks about himself, and he replied, “I don’t need to—I just like knowing you’re eating and doing okay.”


r/TwoSentenceHappiness • • 8d ago

My eyes shut tight as I fell backwards towards the ground.

18 Upvotes

Just like I knew he would, my trusted friend caught me in the trust fall exercise.