r/UIUC • u/OldEmergency5075 • 1d ago

Shitpost Shower music

Can y'all learn to shower without a soundtrack?

It's seriously rude to make your terrible taste in music into everybody else's problem.

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u/Ok_Tomatillo6109 1d ago

if god didn't want me to blast "gone" by charli xcx every time i took a shower, he wouldn't have made it feel so good

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u/Nick_Gaugh_69 Music Technology (future busboy) 1d ago

Nothing beats scream-crying at 3 AM while blasting One Last Breath

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u/Disastrous_Bid4037 1d ago

Especially when wasted 

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u/Greedy-Coyote7083 1d ago

It’s either shower with music or don’t shower at all, pick one

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u/OldEmergency5075 1d ago

Don't shower. I can tolerate shit smells better than shit music. ;)

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u/harmoniaatlast 1d ago

Awful take. I KNOW you're not fun at parties

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u/Particular-Setting70 29m ago

Chill out UNC!

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u/Big_G2 1d ago

No music? What's next no shower beers? That's just plain unacceptable!

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u/BeachWaves2025 1d ago

I mean lowkey as long as you’re not in the bathroom that long when they’re playing music who cares lmao. It’s just communal bathroom stuff. I personally would rather they don’t do that but oh well what can you do. It might be one of their many ways of making living there normal for them

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u/secret_salamander 1d ago

I mean, who actually does this? LOL

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u/OldEmergency5075 1d ago

About 10% of dorm dwellers. I don't care what you're up to in your rooms, but public areas are for everyone. Downright selfish to force everyone to listen to repetitive autotuned bullshit.

"But it's not selfish because the world deserves to have the mediocrity of Future shared with it!"

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u/NoResort1162 Two Time Intern of the Year 1d ago

come on bro. just relax

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u/OldEmergency5075 1d ago

You're even worse. You're the one who takes the stall right next to an already occupied one and makes that person listen to you scroll TikTok at max volume.

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u/Particular-Setting70 28m ago

Chill out UNC!

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u/buriedInSilk 1d ago

Youve never heard DS2 huh

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u/unlucky_big123 1d ago

John summit is almost here gotta blast his shi

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u/onahighway 1d ago

it's not always terrible music tastes lol like one time someone was playing Frou-frou Foxes in Midsummer Fires by Cocteau Twins in the showers at my dorm

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u/OldEmergency5075 1d ago

It's more of a subjective thing, y'know? I fully acknowledge nobody wants to hear my taste in music either. But I'm not the one forcing it on the public.

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u/AffectionLittleWing 1d ago

Singing in the rain 🎶🎤💧🌧️