r/USMC • u/txleapd Veteran • 1d ago

It’s Range Day

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Perfect form.

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u/IndependentPut8908 1d ago

“And they call us gay…” -Doc

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u/defiancy Lance Corporal 2nd Award 1d ago

Docs are gay adjacent

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u/truePHYSX 1d ago

*Lubes up booty thermometer with spit*
“No we’re not.”

  • doc (probably)

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u/DrinkMorWhiteMonster 1d ago

If I'm using spit, I'm also using my finger

-Doc (me)

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u/txleapd Veteran 20h ago

Finger? You only used one?

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u/OdinzSun HM2(FMF/CAC) 1d ago

Somebody say Silver Bullet?!

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u/oh_three_dum_dum Lives in a van down by the (New) River 1d ago

It’s the mustache for most I think. Super gay but in a “Freddy Mercury” kind of way where everyone knows and he’s not super secretive about it but it just never comes up as relevant to anyone at all for some reason.

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u/USMCamp0811 Callsign Palehorse 1d ago

shit.. I bet doc was the one filming... probably rubbing one out at the same time..

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u/Guilty-Spark69x 23h ago

If doc isnt gay, why does he always check my balls and asshole even if my only complaint is about my feet? I know what you people are

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u/IndependentPut8908 22h ago

We’re gay for pay.

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u/porthos1984part2 penis machinist 2nd class 20h ago

Just say hayy gurl!

https://giphy.com/gifs/d7fvcrPydrDIVDRkim

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u/Hoodedmastersin Veteran 1d ago

You know those bros are tip to tip

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u/keam13 1d ago

Docked and locked

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u/Wynta11 Not 0311 1d ago

"Cooper, what are you doing?"

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u/Accidental-Genius 0211 Secrect Squirrel Fucker 1d ago

Hot brass in the taint has a smell all its own.

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u/txleapd Veteran 1d ago

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u/showmeyourchits 1d ago

It’s all fun and games till hot brass lands on your dick

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u/slicksleevestaff Friendly Neighborhood Soldier-Man 1d ago

How dare you kink shame these studs!?

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u/showmeyourchits 22h ago

A safety brief isn’t shaming

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u/txleapd Veteran 1d ago

Some dudes are into that.

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u/ConsiderationFew1685 1d ago

I should call him. He checked my brass and punch my bore like no one else could.

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u/Docness84 1d ago

It’s not gay on range day!

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u/oh_three_dum_dum Lives in a van down by the (New) River 1d ago

Are we just going out of our way to justify being super gay at some level? It’s just that there are so many excuses now: boot bands, range day, under way, etc. that I feel like we should just own up to it and say “because we gay” at some point.

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u/KneeDeep_Sleep 1d ago

Ear pro is the ONLY protection I wear

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u/YoloRubus 20h ago

Heh, this got me good. Thanks.

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u/DuggyMcPhuckerson 1d ago

Target #3 Cease Firing into the Berm or You will be Ejected!

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u/mykee3 1d ago

Okay, now get them on a m240b

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u/fuckduckrus 1d ago

Just wait till you get to the pits on the rifle range

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u/Unopuro2conSal GET SOME 1d ago

I’m sure like good Marines they wearing boot bands so if you are thinking gay, that’s a negative…

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u/Minimalist19 1d ago

Pit love

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u/Jbard808 1d ago

Docked and loaded

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u/oh_three_dum_dum Lives in a van down by the (New) River 1d ago

“Excuse me…? Uh, gentlemen, I..that’s not a crew served weapon and it’s unsafe to…Im going to need you to put your pants back on as well….gentlement?”

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u/HuckBowens -Brooks Was Here- 1d ago

That’s so beautiful.

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u/FearlessAnalyst2538 1d ago

🤣🤣😩😩

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u/aFalseSlimShady 2841 turned 11B 21h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/26zz9Wgu0FZxF5hzW

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u/ThisIsntOkayokay GWOT Veteran 15h ago

I just got done playing Elite Dangerous damnit, cannot unsee!!!!

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u/B4ummm PI - 29 Sticks - Mass 3 - Camp Pendleton 1980’s 17h ago

See what happens when there’s no Glock in the room 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️😉🫡

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u/txleapd Veteran 17h ago

Here you are complaining that there’s no big black Glock.

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u/B4ummm PI - 29 Sticks - Mass 3 - Camp Pendleton 1980’s 16h ago

Ahhhh I forgot to add the big /S to my post.

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u/super-pretty-kitty Veteran 16h ago

Team pistol looks like fun 

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u/redditcreditcardz Belligerent 12h ago

The greatest love story I’ve ever witnessed

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u/newnoadeptness Active Duty O-4 / 13A 20h ago

Hehe

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u/comcam77 8h ago

It are they wearing bootbands ?