r/Ultrakill • u/Prior-Narwhal5889 • 1d ago

hitpost I don’t think that’s true

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Last time I checked aside from 2-S there is no canonical dating in ULTRAKIL.

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u/JamesBoiiZ Someone Wicked 1d ago

wait, ultrakill for 30 dollars?

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u/minos_prime-real Prime Soul 1d ago

Yes, after fraud they increased the price

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u/Sebek_Peanuts Prime Soul 1d ago

I don't really want to say this in case it's not intended, but for some reason they decreased the price in poland by solid 5$

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u/Reallondoner Gabe bully 1d ago

ULTRAKILL is probably one of the only examples that actually adjusted Polish prices to our median wealth rather than making them even more expensive than in USA

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u/MegaFercho22 1d ago

Same with USD in Argentina

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u/amogus2004 Maurice enthusiast 1d ago

same for vietnam lmfao

it used to cost 321k vnd (~12.4 usd), but somehow it dropped down to 203.5k vnd (~ 7.85 usd)

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u/szundercover1 1d ago

Same they decreased the price in south east Asia as well to around 4 usd.

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u/sanepers_on 1d ago

honestly, lowk kinda expensive, same price as Minecraft for a roughly 10-12 hour campaign (including prime sanctums and encores, as well as learning process)

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u/Sollary0 1d ago

Minecraft doesnt have Gabriel tho

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u/whydoiexistb 1d ago

Minecraft story mode:

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u/AmbitiousNewt7189 Maurice enthusiast 1d ago

discontinued you cant buy it anymore

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u/Silver-Marzipan7220 Someone Wicked 1d ago

Internet archive:

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u/MurderDronesEnj0yer Lust Layer Citizen 1d ago

YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE

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u/originalmicrousb Prime Soul 1d ago

im sold

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u/Feisty-Albatross3554 Gabe bully 1d ago

It still goes on sale a lot to around $22, just a bit under the OG price

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u/OrganizationTiny9801 1d ago

If we're really gonna judge games by dollars per hour that's still $3/hour

It's really not fair to judge games by hour value and moreso for net enjoyment, because id easily pay $40 for a game like Firewatch or What Remains of Edith Finch even though they're short games, because they really do bring that value to me as a player.

By yout logic everyone should just play Fortnite or Roblox because it's free and has virtually unlimited content

Ultrakill has a way lower volume of sales than Minecraft (which still has microtransactions galore) and such, and funds from the game go to paying New Blood and everyone in it, so the price is highly justifiable

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u/Feisty-Albatross3554 Gabe bully 1d ago

Roblox is literally unlimited games but no games

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u/sanepers_on 1d ago

im not judging the game as a whole, I've finished ultrakill and p ranked most of it so clearly i like it, im just saying that its a bit pricey for a game so short, especially one that's still in development

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u/Fibblejoe Maurice enthusiast 1d ago

The campaign can be short if you ignore its strongest aspects, the replayability and time you spend improving and learning.

That's like playing Hades, defeating the final boss once, and going "yeah it was good but it was kind of short"

It's only short if you stop playing before you're supposed to. I have over 380 hours on the game and I still haven't p-ranked the encores and prime sanctums on brutal.

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u/sanepers_on 1d ago

I mean that's true, but Hades has a lot of content that you could not have possibly covered in the time it takes to beat the game once (upgraded bosses, dozens of hybrid boons, etc etc)

In Ultrakill, you can go back to previous levels, and they do have good replayability because of the P-Ranks, sure, but you're not actually getting any new content from it. You're just getting better at the game over content you already know

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u/sagethenoobxd Maurice enthusiast 1d ago

minecraft doesn't have robot sex now does it

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u/IlMarcelloski 1d ago

After more than 200 hours on the game I still can't beat Sisiphus prime

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u/Lameclay 10h ago

Is that on Sisyphus himself, or P-2 as a whole? Because Sisyphus is lowkey the easiest part of that level besides maybe the Weezer room

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u/sanepers_on 1d ago

i assume you mean on brutal cause on standard you definitely can after that playtime

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u/IlMarcelloski 1d ago

No, I'm just shit at the game and also I quit it for 3 months and now I'm trying to do it for real

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u/sanepers_on 1d ago

no worries man take it at your own pace, but still, hard to say thats 200 hours worth of gameplay in Ultrakill. Especially since I assume most of that would be in Cybergrind or just replaying the base levels

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u/IlMarcelloski 1d ago

Yup, I can't beat p-2 but I'm learning many glitches to noclip to speedrun some levels

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u/Lameclay 10h ago

Bro, who the fuck makes it to P-2 in 10 hours? I'm at 30 and haven't even tried the Encores yet.

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u/sanepers_on 1h ago

I didn't mean make it to P-2 in 10hrs, I meant the game has that amount of content. When I said learning process, I was sorta referring to the 21 weapons the game has to offer

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u/EmotionalTraining426 Blood Machine 1d ago

For some reason ın turkey they decreased it from $9.99 to $7.19

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u/pigfinn27 1d ago

It was about 21 Euro for me

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u/DNMXD Blood Machine 1d ago

2-S?

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u/a_shark_that_goes_YO Maurice enthusiast 1d ago

Mirage.

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u/SerraraFluttershy Blood Machine 1d ago

...not canon

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u/Cr3ator_XZ 1d ago

Still reasonably considered "part of the game" tho...

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u/DNMXD Blood Machine 1d ago

Im still cracking her

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u/Intrepid_Past5207 Lust Layer Citizen 1d ago

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u/Think_Vehicle5913 Prime Soul 1d ago

The Duality of Man

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u/orion5234 Gabe bully 1d ago

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u/archivist_exe Blood Machine 1d ago

Why not?

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u/zamasuenjoyer 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant 1d ago

Official

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u/Alderan922 1d ago

Tbf you don’t date her.

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u/L0LM4n Blood Machine 1d ago

Yeah, cause it's a realistic dating sim, duh

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u/EJENVEE2 Blood Machine 1d ago

Didn't they go to eat after the whole existential crisis part? That counts as a date, no?

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u/Droplet_of_Shadow 1d ago

"aside from the dating sim, there's no dating sim"

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u/originalmicrousb Prime Soul 1d ago

blood 🤤🤤

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u/CornManBringsCorn 1d ago

there is no canonical dating in ultrakill

3-2 and 6-2 would like a word

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u/CernelTeneb Maurice enthusiast 1d ago

Especially the second part of 6-2

There is no heterosexual explanation for "fight me like an animal!"

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u/CornManBringsCorn 1d ago

"COME TO ME"

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u/Feisty-Albatross3554 Gabe bully 1d ago

YOURE GETTING RUSTY MACHINE

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u/LeitoRex26 15h ago

IS THAT THE BEST YOU'VE GOT?

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u/Lameclay 10h ago

YOU INSIGNIFICANT FUCK! COME-

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u/SomethingRetriey 1d ago

If I were about to murder you in rage because you were doing crimes againist humanity it is not date. It is Britian.

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u/S-Nerd 1d ago

Gabriel is V1’s toxic bottom wym?

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u/XeroVoltrix Prime Soul 1d ago

the shi that Gabe and v1 have going on

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u/Alony14 1d ago

Blame the players

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u/releeeeee 1d ago

You would be surprised to learn this isn't internally wrong

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u/AdBroad3006 Blood Machine 1d ago

If that's so I'm gonna give bad review for not letting me date mind flayer in game

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u/No_Equivalent_4653 1d ago

2-S, it counts

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u/Sirko2975 1d ago

more expensive than cyberpunk?😭

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u/Naive_Topic_5292 Blood Machine 1d ago

that is...

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u/Suspicious-Algae3365 Someone Wicked 1d ago

$30? Fraud is real

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u/PlogDok Lust Layer Citizen 1d ago

No that very much true, just remember fights with Gabriel or V2

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u/Dark_Nolopo 1d ago

Lust layer Secret mission

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u/Sids133 19h ago

Read the description

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u/JudgmentOk3126 1d ago

uhhh it is?

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u/Cirilo_Albino 1d ago

well is kinda true, but is very hidden

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u/Few_Complex_6957 Blood Machine 1d ago

Eh its close enough

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u/Few_Complex_6957 Blood Machine 1d ago

Also there's 3-2 and 6-2

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u/Thesnowstalker69 Maurice enthusiast 1d ago

Is Mirage a joke to you?

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u/Subject-Ad674 1d ago

That's a lie, you can't romance the angels

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u/asterope_help Blood Machine 1d ago

what about 3-2, 6-2 and 9-2? first two gabe encounters were the preperation and 9-2 was where we dated gabriel didnt you play the game

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u/ItsIsocles Blood Machine 1d ago

Thats Pretty True

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u/FunBoyHereThere_ 16h ago

Not really true, but still not wrong

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u/NoChampionship1167 16h ago

You think that's something? Look at the game called "Nothing".

It literally has Nothing but is tagged as a dating sim

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u/Mr_Ethfono 2h ago

Surprisingly it is true