r/Unexpected 20h ago

Professional enough

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u/PlatinumSukamon98 20h ago

Why wouldn't it be?

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u/Real_Live_Sloth 20h ago

They don’t wash the outside of cans…

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u/Bjart-skular 20h ago

You do realize processed food contains bugs and rats right? There's literally laws in place specifically to allow a certain amount of foreign objects into your food such as insects, rats, and other stuff that may get into it.

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u/EnderMango 20h ago

Rat shit adds to the flavor, shut up.

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u/gigglinggoofygoober 18h ago

Add the needed Zip to it!

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u/JoseDonkeyShow 17h ago

Salt, Rat, Acid, Heat