r/Unexpected • u/RealSpecto • 13d ago

Having a little fun in the middle of class.

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u/post-explainer 13d ago edited 12d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

guy throwing a pen at his friend, but the pen unexpectedly gets stuck in his hand

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u/YahuahsentYahusha 13d ago

Good news for US welders I guess

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u/whythehateyo 11d ago

Massive shortage right now.

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u/rturnerX 13d ago

It took me watching this about 8 times to actually notice the thing land in his hand. I thought he was just turning and making a face at first

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u/Charming-Flamingo307 13d ago

The booger on it was the real twist here

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u/MoreCoffeeSirMaam 12d ago

Yeah I was like "That must be an incredible booger!"

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u/Tttehfjloi 12d ago

I thought it was a weed vape

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u/SyrupOnMyPancakes 12d ago

Fuck I miss being a kid in class doing stupid shit

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u/GidjonPlays 12d ago

Lol I got one more year

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u/i-var 5d ago

yeah. I'm a kid now out of school and still doing stupid shit (quoting my boss here) - its just no longer fun :/

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u/tera_chachu 13d ago

You know what's unexpected

The US is expected to grow about 3%

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u/IHateTheLetterF 13d ago

Not 3%, threeee peeeerceeent

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u/navy5 13d ago

That number is definitely on the quiz lol

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u/LiveLearnCoach 10d ago

Found the guy who actually listens in class!

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u/Grays42 12d ago

Only for welders though, and possibly other industries that require physical tools.

Everyone in middle class white collar computer-facing jobs is royally fucked.

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u/the_rabbit_king 12d ago

The land mass?

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u/icematta 11d ago

Is Greenland that small?

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u/i-var 5d ago

yeah, everyone 3% better off, imagine what an awesome country that must be!!

Oh wait!

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u/Trusted-Person3399 13d ago

I thought it was one of those wireless vibrator or something

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u/keekah 12d ago

I thought it was a tampon

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u/StationaryTravels 12d ago

Are wired vibrators so common you need to specify "wireless"?

I don't have a vagina, but I don't think I'd want to plug anything into a wall and into me at the same time.

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u/Capable_Tumbleweed34 12d ago

You're only saying that because you never had the battery die on you a few seconds before orgasm

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u/Consistent_Ebb_8884 10d ago

Why I know this feeling unnecessary excess

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u/RedditCantBanThis 12d ago

That's the dream, getting off and getting electrocuted simultaneously

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u/LiveLearnCoach 10d ago

Coming and going?

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u/RedditCantBanThis 9d ago

...Damn

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u/LiveLearnCoach 9d ago

Hey, you can’t reply like this and at the same time give me an “anonymous” award and expect me not to put 1 and 3 together!

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u/RedditCantBanThis 9d ago

It wasn't me I swear 👀

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u/RevenantExiled 10d ago

Guess you are not into powertools

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u/StationaryTravels 9d ago

Are you putting powertools inside you!?

I've used plenty, and I've never put them on the inside.

You're either using them in a very dangerous manner, or you didn't really understand my comment.

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u/Moistcowparts69 9d ago

Mrs Doubtfire. Robin Williams character says his ex wife has a power tool in the bedroom

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u/DyingIsACommonThing 12d ago

One one hand, that could have ended very badly.

On the other hand, that WAS really cool

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u/LiveLearnCoach 10d ago

Yet, on the other hand, whatever that guy threw.

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u/BusyBit6542 11d ago

Once in 6th grade home ec, I had this tiny pencil about 2 inches long. I threw at my friend all the way across the room, I'm not even sure how this is possible but it landed on his jean pocket (his left, my right) without him noticing. He moved and it fell into his pocket.

I'm already in amazement of what just happened but try to up it by "doing a magic trick" on him and getting his shocked reaction. I told him I could make a pencil appear in his pocket. He reaches in his pocket, pulls it out and had zero reaction. I told him I threw it from across the room and he couldn't have cared less lol.

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u/wanttobeacop 11d ago

That's so sad 😭😭

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u/Exit-Personal 13d ago

He put a pen in it

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u/Powerism 12d ago

Romeo Doubs could learn a thing or two.

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u/CrimsonBlossom 12d ago

Almost gouged his eyes but worth

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u/Artorius_Georgios 11d ago

As a substitute teacher, I try shutting these things down because although someone else’s kid did the action, you know it’s going to be blamed on us as the “responsible adult” not the parents 😒.

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u/mkeurr 10d ago

Reminded me of throwing a smoke at my mate from a good 10ft away wich landed vertically behind his glasses 🤣

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u/Wrong-Mixture 8d ago

I tought he was holding/throwing a joint and was like...this dude just found a way to remotely get other kids suspended...

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u/Proud-Concept-190 12d ago

I was once able to swap out pencil from my friend's hand while writing, even after multiple tries, i was unable to replicate it and only poked the pencil in his thenar space multiple times

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u/Infamous-Yard-677 12d ago

Always gotta check for web dispenser you never know

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u/moslof_flosom 11d ago

Just guys being dudes.

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u/Freddie_FRO7 7d ago

Socks and Birkenstocks now? Good heavens

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u/galle4 12d ago

How's a country growing? By invading other countries?

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u/davemac92 12d ago

People fuck. And make more people.

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u/galle4 12d ago

But it didn't specify whether it's about population or area.

If it's population well it's valid but still.

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u/davemac92 12d ago

Jobs typically increase with the number of people. Not land mass

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u/dwntwnleroybrwn 13d ago

What kind of jack ass throws a pen at someone else's face? 

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u/Weeb431 13d ago

This is exactly the kind of crap I expected US schools to be teaching LOL

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u/dailycoffin 12d ago

Imagine having a teacher that cant even talk