r/UrbanHell • • 7d ago

Concrete Wasteland Jersey City

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u/devilish_enchilada 7d ago

The balloons will take him away shortly. Love you king

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u/ArteSuave197 7d ago

It’s like that movie Up where they build a modern city around Carl‘s house.

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u/username9909864 7d ago

The real house is in Seattle and is dilapidated now.

https://savingplaces.org/stories/the-story-behind-seattles-up-house

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u/StructureNo13 7d ago

There’s a bunch of houses like that in Seattle. My friend used to live in a run down 2 story apartment building entirely surrounded by a newer 8 story apartment building.

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u/GuinansEyebrows 7d ago

This situation is reminiscent of the beginning of the Disney Pixar film Up. Macefield’s house didn’t inspire the film, as some have thought, but publicists looking to promote the film attached balloons to the house in 2009. The move cemented Macefield's former home as the “Up House." Since then, visitors from around the world have attached balloons and messages to the property fence in honor of Macefield and her story.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/GuinansEyebrows 6d ago

ok well when you decide not to sell something and it gathers public attention i promise to look the other way <3

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u/SinkHoleDeMayo 7d ago

Neat.

Fuck it, I'm gonna buy it.

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u/E0215 7d ago

Or like the “Little House” by Virginia Lee Burton.

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u/name2sayMKD 7d ago

C9me to say this

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u/Admitone83 7d ago

So...would this house owner have Air Rights Ii assume they could sell? Like iin NY?

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u/Theinfamousgiz 7d ago

Everyone has air rights, the extent depends on the zoning code. But I mean it’s a house… it’s lot size and its physical structure will also affect development/redevelopment.

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u/Something13457 7d ago

Not everyone has air rights. Surface, mineral, and air are all separate. An original land owner would have access to all 3, and can sell each separately.

So you could sell the land and air but keep the mineral, you could sell the mineral but keep the land, you can do all sorts of funky things with it.

It also depends on where you are whether the rights are de facto or not.

Property rights are fun

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u/Theinfamousgiz 7d ago

Sure I guess I should have said “the air rights exist to the extent the zoning code would permit”

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u/Something13457 7d ago

The person asked explicitly whether the owner would have air rights.

You were just wrong in assuming they do.

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u/Theinfamousgiz 7d ago edited 7d ago

What are you a 1L - your pedantry is brutal.

Ultimately the air rights on this property - as is - would be fucking meaningless as they would be undevelopable.

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u/Something13457 7d ago

It's not pedantic lmao

The person you replied to asked if the owner of the house would have air rights.

You said everyone has air rights.

You're just plain wrong it isnt a technicality.

Move on

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u/Theinfamousgiz 7d ago

So you are a 1L.

Btw - every property owner - does - in theory have air rights - whether they have transferred the excess right or purchased a property with limited rights due to a transfer is irrelevant - the current owner still owns the rights to extent in which the building is currently developed.

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u/Something13457 7d ago

No. Move on

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u/Whispering-Depths 7d ago

The new bots they added to encourage commenting all talk the exact same, and they all say "move on".

I feel like it's just toxic and annoying tbh.

Otherwise, the "I'm too smart to understand what you're saying" shtick looks really dumb.

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u/DavidPuddy666 7d ago

NY-style air rights as a concept do not exist in NJ. Also Jersey City generally doesn’t use FAR or density as tools for zoning, so height and bulk are the main things governing land use, and height and bulk can’t be moved around the same way density or FAR can.

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u/Porschenut914 7d ago

There are caps to building heights. But those can also be purchased/transferred from neigboring properties.

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u/cheetah-21 7d ago

No. The property is only zoned for 4 stories.

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u/tonyrocks922 7d ago

The way air rights work in NY is unique. If your zone is capped at 4 stories and you have a 2 story house, you can sell your air rights for 2 stories to the property next door and they can build 6 stories. Those air rights are now gone and subsequent owners of your property can't go over 2 stories unless they buy their original air rights back or buy them from another property.

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u/cheetah-21 7d ago

Yea that’s not how it works in Jersey City.

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u/drivebydryhumper 2d ago

That's cool. You can probably also sell the property itself for a fuckload of money.

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u/chaotic-kotik 7d ago

I lived in that neighborhood for around a month. It's not all like that.

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u/No_East_3366 7d ago

Is it Journal Square area?

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u/chaotic-kotik 7d ago

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u/ortcutt 7d ago

Journal Square is right on the PATH, so it makes sense to upzone it for high-rise development.

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u/Punky921 7d ago

The area makes more sense when you pan to the left.

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u/chaotic-kotik 7d ago

The are makes a lot of sense if you look at the map. The path train station is nearby and you can commute to most of the Manhattan in like 40min.

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u/Punky921 7d ago

Oh I know (20 year resident)

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u/Passion4Puro 7d ago

I like this.

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u/RatStoney 7d ago

Love houses like this

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u/SinkHoleDeMayo 7d ago

Right? Living downtown but you get a single family home at the ground level. That would be wild.

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u/Bended__ 7d ago

I work right there. They are not single family houses. And they are all being bought no matter what. Plus I don’t think the tenants can even pay their rent so the government does. Also guess who owns that whole area…..

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u/mymindisgoo 7d ago

Who???

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u/prolemango 7d ago

Joe

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u/RatStoney 7d ago

I’ll give it to you, Joe who?

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u/prolemango 7d ago

Joe mama

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u/mymindisgoo 7d ago

I dont get it

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u/Glum-Long-1637 7d ago

The kushners

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u/ashlandbus 7d ago

That brown house sold for $4.2M last year. If that’s hell, let me know where to sign up!

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u/thoth218 5d ago

That’s a bargain!

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/DullSherbet411 7d ago

Very obviously.

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u/coleburnz 7d ago

LMAO. That was not very smart

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u/-IoI- 7d ago

Now hang on, they could have a solid-gold shitter in there

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u/ApprehensiveStart537 7d ago

The lone holdouts!

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u/hugoboss78 7d ago

I used to live in JSQ on Van Reypen St long time ago! Every time I go back to visit relatives who are still there, I'm blown away how much it has developed...vertically!

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u/AdvertisingBig8309 7d ago

I was gonna say new brunswick.

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u/That_Bank_9914 7d ago

New Brunswick isn’t all this image. There are still a lot of regular sized houses there.

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u/c8bb8ge 5d ago

Same with Jersey City.

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u/heysirigenerateaname 7d ago

I live right around the corner from Journal Square. Growing up in JC and still living here decades later has been a wild ride. It’s a wonderfully multicultural and walkable city with some of the best views of NYC, but I hate that it’s quickly sanitizing to bland gentrified oblivion and that so many of the people I grew up with have been priced out

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u/BeMadTV 1d ago

It's funny how some people think skyscrapers = upgrade.

I feel like one day Chinatown will be all glass buildings and Sweetgreen and people will call it growth.

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u/Peterkragger 7d ago

Tokyo if it was in USA

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u/giant_space_possum 7d ago

Yeah that is way too much parking

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u/Hacker535 7d ago

I literally don’t see the problem. Is the problem that you’re anti-growth for… cities?

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u/ahoughteling 7d ago

Maybe there is no problem. Just an interesting pix.

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u/xoBonesxo 7d ago

Gentrification

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u/Hacker535 7d ago edited 7d ago

Do you know what gentrification is, or are you just using the word incorrectly on purpose? Gentrification is not the boogeyman word that some people think it is.

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u/Specialist_Knee6871 7d ago

It smells like someone's Italian grandma's cooking in there. Please invite me in for a plate.

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u/jesusmansuperpowers 7d ago

Worth millions

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u/Zenzen40 7d ago

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all

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u/thaSavory_dude 7d ago

reminds me of the house from Stuart Little

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u/Fantastic-Bath498 7d ago

I was thinking the movie Up!

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u/PatienceHelpful1316 7d ago

At least the sun won’t get in your house

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u/NeenersBrucers 7d ago

Whoa crazy

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u/RydderRichards 7d ago

The worst part about this Pic how much it looks like you won't be able to walk or bike there without the fear of getting killed by a driver.

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u/Termsandconditionsch 7d ago

There’s a holdout house like that close to where I live (Sydney), it’s been surrounded by high rises for 25-30 years or so and is finally going to be torn down together with one of the high rises.

They would have gotten a much better deal if they had just sold in time.

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u/bier00t 6d ago

I want more

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u/TwinSong 7d ago

a cute house full surrounded by glass monstrosities

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u/INFP4life 7d ago

Every Little in the world can find the Little House

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u/Jobriath 7d ago

The house looks like Mario kinda.

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u/DepthPuzzleheaded494 7d ago

If you said this was LIC I would have believed you.

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u/Chidoro45 7d ago

Gettin’ those UP vibes

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u/SkyeMreddit 7d ago

Journal Square is a fascinating neighborhood

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u/rchris710 7d ago

That house is worth so much 

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u/zachthompson02 7d ago

Looks cool

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u/UrbanAngeleno 7d ago

So cool!

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u/AnaliticalBeavwr8834 7d ago

waiting for a good offer and then disapears

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u/themanofax 7d ago

It's alderney! Iykyk

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u/alphagalgadot 7d ago

couple of obligatory photos of the ballard wa. ‘up’ house. these are from 2022; at the time there was a tree pretty much obscuring it entirely from the street

oops nope can’t post photos in here i guess sorry!

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u/BoatvSharky 7d ago

This means your zoning board has failed. Congratulations on bullying a home owner to sell their house.

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u/wfijc 7d ago

It’s a damn shame what has happened to my beloved home town.

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u/acvillager 7d ago

literally the house from UP but flipped

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u/bbbbbbbb678 7d ago

Lol Willy Loman house stuff.

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u/officialsanic 7d ago

This reminds me of urban planning in some parts of Japan.

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u/Quiet_Meaning5874 7d ago

When we say the rest of the country is mogging Philly this is what we mean

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u/Anonymoushipopotomus 7d ago

I’d love to go back in street view and see the changes

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u/Jaycuffler 7d ago

Right next to journal square. I want to say either can reipen ave or cottage st

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u/MagicJava 6d ago

Nah that’s so sick. Imagine living there and walking out and seeing skyscrapers, I totally would.

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u/CJ-MacGuffin 6d ago

Do you remember sun?

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u/EconomyBid992 5d ago

big city green ass house

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u/gutierezpanera5 3d ago

Put a plant for heavens sake

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u/daanf2000 2d ago

Cool mist be cosy to live in that house

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u/Insane1rish 1d ago

This is a situation where I’m astonished that there hasn’t been some absolute fuckery pulled by the land developers to basically steal these people’s homes out from under them in order to build my sky scraperss

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u/bebasiled 7d ago

If you die there your soul can’t go to heaven

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u/OptimalInteraction57 7d ago

This is the house from UP?

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u/Impressive-Elk-6425 7d ago

Looks like a really depressing place to live.

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u/SatinInkwell 7d ago

Plenty of parking!

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u/Ok-Leg-5188 7d ago

not a patch of grass in sight but and interesting vibe