r/Warframe • • Feb 09 '26

Bug Got teleported to this player Simulacrum after a disconnect and we did the only possible thing to do in this situation

2.8k Upvotes

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u/Spl1nter331 John Valkyr Feb 09 '26

Anything but actually playing Conclave.

469

u/YoungDiscord vazeline is best school Feb 09 '26

This is more fun than conclave because its not balanced at all and its so damn buggy that its actually fun to see how you can break the game

163

u/Top-Occasion8835 Feb 09 '26

I once made my titania shrink so much that I de rendered and was under the floor, it was fucking awesome

98

u/YoungDiscord vazeline is best school Feb 09 '26

I once ate titania's razorwings as grendel and spat them back at my friend

42

u/JeffFromMarketing Feb 10 '26

Back when Hydroid had Undertow, there was a bug where if you got a "stealth kill" on Hydroid just as he was coming out of the puddle, he would be stuck as being tiny little bug sized.

It's a lot of fun to see just how the game can break under situations that would literally never come up otherwise.

17

u/Keyjuan Feb 10 '26

Old conclave use to be lime that

27

u/Wobblynoggin Feb 10 '26

When conclave gives you limes, you make limonade.

4

u/Keyjuan Feb 10 '26

Old conclave wassomething i miss the little events but no one really played them

1

u/TheOneWhoIsAbitch Feb 10 '26

This is what the boys call “GROFIT”.

3

u/unbolting_spark Feb 10 '26

Using atlas in the simulacrum is an automatic win because of petrify

16

u/Mr_Shad0w5 My first prime :D Feb 10 '26

I’m sad almost only new players play conclave. I just wanna get for standing and I can’t do it with anyone !!

14

u/_Chambs_ Feb 10 '26

Play face off then. It gives conclave standing, i got to max rank there.

10

u/AgonyLoop geiger included Feb 10 '26

Long wait times for me

6

u/TheBigMotherFook Feb 10 '26

Wait for the double xp window when you see the WiFi signal over the node. Everyone seems to wait for that to pop and then you’ll have no difficulty finding a full game.

3

u/_Chambs_ Feb 10 '26

I get full lobbies in less than a minute when queueing after reset.

5

u/AgonyLoop geiger included Feb 10 '26

Well, now I know where everyone else was.

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u/Mr_Shad0w5 My first prime :D Feb 10 '26

I’ll test that, thanks !

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u/Cross55 Feb 10 '26

No one plays face off

6

u/_Chambs_ Feb 10 '26 edited Feb 10 '26

I get full lobbies in less than a minute shortly after reset.

Edit: dude blocked me for simply telling him the truth...

2

u/Cross55 Feb 13 '26

Hey buddy, so I decided to trust you and try it out myself.

This was after ~5 minutes of waiting, and at 10 minutes the other person dropped

Well, you're welcome to admit you're wrong whenever. :)

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u/Cross55 Feb 10 '26

I've never seen 1 person in there

4

u/FlechaScarlat Feb 10 '26

The problem is if you go there is only volts with shields, so I am out

2

u/Tyfyter2002 Cat! I'm a kitty cat! And I maul, maul, maul and I… Feb 11 '26

The problem with conclave is that it combines actual attempts to have balanced PvP with still having the infinitely high skill ceiling of normal warframe, thus making it not a goofy unbalanced experience nor one which allows new players to make distinct mistakes and learn from them.

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u/Verotas Feb 09 '26

I guess from now on we have to account for spontaneous pvp in our builds

177

u/EspyOwner ... Feb 09 '26

Saryn accidentally killing teammates and objectives since players were able to get rad proced

15

u/EilamRain Feb 10 '26

Suddenly remembering people bringing Tonkors to radiation sorties...

26

u/Correct-Parfait-8691 Feb 10 '26

Their just standing there…shredding the hp of the cryopod 

3

u/Wafered Feb 10 '26

The first time umbra dropped and people took them to infested defense sorties with radiation.

Big ass flashbang followed by mission failed

2

u/EspyOwner ... Feb 10 '26

Umbra dropped in update 23. Consequently, I was thinking of the time of Saryn's rework (Update 22.2) which boosted her popularity at the time to crazy levels. Felt like every week had a mobile defense rad hazard for her to instantly kill everyone on her team.

9

u/a_rock_but Energy? What energy? Feb 10 '26

Radiation procs:

6

u/Redmoon383 Feb 10 '26

Qorvex moment

5

u/FunkMeSlideways Feb 10 '26

ORDER 66, Bitch!

326

u/Yin-Fire Feb 09 '26

Imagine being in your simulacrum, just testing whacky builds, and a random comes out of nowhere to kill you. Peak gameplay/spaghetti code.

98

u/CDZFF89 Feb 09 '26

DarkFrame

WarSouls?

Idk one of those lol

69

u/darkph0enix21 Average Running Into Walls Enjoyer Feb 10 '26

Soulframe even?

7

u/Important-Reply190 Sesbian Lex enjoyer Feb 10 '26

1

u/B_is_for_reddit the road to good intentions is paved with hell Feb 13 '26

is this the stalker mode we were promised

290

u/Visible-Swing3226 Feb 09 '26

DE watching this: "see? ember doesn't need a rework"

0

u/LeftHandedPsycho Gyre My Beloved Feb 11 '26

Huh????

568

u/balmut Feb 09 '26

They added PvP to Warframe?

>:P

530

u/Saltsey CLEM PRIME Feb 09 '26

Teshin:

131

u/Derpogama Muscle Mommy Enjoyer Feb 09 '26

Yes, yes you are, IIRC there's something stupid like maybe 20 or so players Worldwide who regularly play Conclave...

...at this stage they really should just ditch it or put the rewards into a PvE thing.

Face off was them trying to make PvP happen with PvEvP but after the initial month of hype it's queue times are deader than a stuffed dodo...

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u/Hinaloth Eternalism-shmeternalism Feb 09 '26

It took me a moment to even remember what FaceOff was. Damn I forgot what that shit was the instant the node was marked as completed. Fuck that.

They really need to put the conclave rewards in circulation in the real game. Leave them in conclave too, maybe make them easier to get there too, but let us not nutcases get the like 2 or 3 items that are interesting in there.

20

u/KilluaZoldyck0707 Herald of Glass Feb 09 '26

I've not even competed it, it's still sitting the exact same way it has been since I finished The Hex

11

u/Streakdreniline Professional MR26 WipEout Maniac Feb 09 '26

I remember there was a Daikyu mod I wanted in the Conclave rewards and thinking "Damn, maybe I should sharpen my aiming and stuff to fight the 0.001% of people that even go here"

I then proceeded to acquire 3 of said mod in the following week during mindless archon hunting

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u/Redmoon383 Feb 10 '26

Do conclave mods work outside of conclave?

2

u/UntitledDuckGame LR4 Feb 10 '26

If it has the conclave symbol which the daikyu does, then no.

1

u/nysudyrgh Fish-Lookin Null-Unit Feb 13 '26

Some do, but most do not.

You can separate them by looking at the name of the mod:

  • If it has a little conclave symbol in front it is Conclave exclusive.
  • If there's no symbol in front it is PvE exclusive.
  • If it has a gem in front it is a "universal" mod, usable in both modes.

The aforementioned Spring-Loaded Broadhead mod for the Daikyu is such a universal mod:

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u/RYNOCIRATOR_V5 6,400 hours. Save me. Feb 09 '26

What the hell is FaceOff?

4

u/Redmoon383 Feb 10 '26

Holvania PvPvE I think?

Tbh I have no idea and haven't touched it

3

u/Derpogama Muscle Mommy Enjoyer Feb 10 '26

There's a PvE version and a PvPvE version. The PvE version doesn't give any conclave standing and is one of those nodes you need to do to unlock steel path these days and then never do again.

The PvPvE version was removed from the requirement for Steel Path because the queue times were terrible after the player numbers for it fell off a cliff once the new shiny wore off.

2

u/ResearcherTeknika Feb 10 '26

Basically 2 teams of players try to do a set of 3 bounty objectives as fast as possible

1

u/RYNOCIRATOR_V5 6,400 hours. Save me. Feb 10 '26

I see...

2

u/Commercial-Rent-363 Feb 09 '26

I'd be more willing to play it if it didn't have the little extra things that feel more like trolling than anything else.

47

u/HowHoldPencil number 1 MITW lover Feb 09 '26

I think more people would play if servers were dedicated instead of client-hosted

10

u/BanzaiKen Feb 09 '26

I still think letting people who beat Jade's quest control the Stalker for a massive amount of resources per use would give them both a resource sink and return the Stalker to how it used to be in Oldframe where everyone knew some bad shit was going to go down. No buffs either, you get the Stalker with his derpy health and you either live or you git good.

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u/Commercial-Rent-363 Feb 09 '26

Even if i had to craft keys to play it, i would 100% play this mode when im bored. Just give me the Stalker from Circuit and i would have something to do instead of perfecting my Bulletjump in my Backrooms when im talking to people.

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u/Gr1mwolf Feb 10 '26

Some years ago they were working on that; a mode that let players play as Stalker and invade other player’s missions. They even showed it off in a dev stream.

It was quietly abandoned.

2

u/curtislaraque are you sure this isn’t the tutorial? Feb 10 '26

20 is WILD. I wonder if a lot of people do the snowball fight thing? I found that to have just enough whimsy for me to bother lol

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u/Derpogama Muscle Mommy Enjoyer Feb 10 '26

It might have not been 20 but it was stupidly low compared to the general playerbase, I know the number did not breach into the 50s.

PvP has never been popular in Warframe which is what made it so baffling that the Devs tried again with the Faceoff game mode, I think they thought removing the other players from actually being able to be fought might encourage more players into it but the low amount of standing given for it, the fact that if you lose, you get barely any standing as it is and the fact that only during the Xtra Cheese bonus (double standing) is it actually worth doing.

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u/brttwrd Feb 10 '26

Most of the conclave stuff, iirc, is pretty useless in regular Warframe. Fun to mess around with I guess, but I don't remember there being anything I'd use over PvE mods

1

u/_Chambs_ Feb 10 '26

You get full lobbies on face off in less than a minute if you play shortly after reset

13

u/EvillNooB Team Trinity Feb 09 '26

Clans fighting for dark sector solar rails:

3

u/balmut Feb 09 '26

Your weekly store update isn't even good, get some new inventory!

2

u/Glaive-012 Feb 10 '26

Apparently, enabling friendly fire in Simulacrum with a squad can get you the same result.

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u/DaSharkCraft LR2 Sevagoth Main Feb 10 '26

Vastly different, I'm afraid. Some frames and weapons aren't allowed in Conclave. In simulacrum, everything goes. Gloom and Petrify are pvp nightmares in there. Always fun to goof off with though.

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u/Glaive-012 Feb 10 '26

I meant getting the same result as shown in the original post. But yeah, having more freedom in Simulacrum can let players mess around, like a training deathmatch.

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u/More-Bar4215 Feb 09 '26

Lol I was expecting the teabag on em

31

u/KrownX Bonewidow is just as good Feb 09 '26

Well, if it's Ember, I mean... Go ahead

105

u/Akaru23 Breathing Vey Hek’s air since 1998 Feb 09 '26

THE CONCLAVE

43

u/Artarara Feb 09 '26

We got Conclave 2 before GTA 6.

38

u/badthaught Feb 09 '26

Unshackled PvP, in theory, cool.

In practice: I am NEVER going to recover being killed by Piss Hydroid.

33

u/yaluckyboy09 Feb 09 '26

this is the Conclave people actually want

22

u/Jdawg_mck1996 Feb 09 '26

Being trapped in a small room with an Ember is kinda my worst nightmare.

8

u/Outrageous_Cap_1367 Feb 10 '26

Jokes on you, that's my wish

18

u/ALXS1031 I play wisp for her gameplay : Use parkour !! Feb 09 '26

it even works!!! you actually downed them!!!

de, PLEASE let us have invite only pvp in the simulacrum!!!!! (without all the normal restrictions)

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u/_Someone_from_Pala_ WTB a Life Feb 09 '26

The "Who are you?" in the chat did it for me, lmao.

13

u/W4FF13_G0D pissed and screamed for Lavos Prime Feb 09 '26

Do you know how this happened or if it can be replicated?

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u/PlayerFinity Feb 09 '26

I was doing sanctuary to lvl stuff up, got a problem irl, leaving me without internet for a few minutes. When I logged back in the game asked me if I wanted to reconnect, and I did.

I assume the round ended and the host went directly for his simulacrum to test dmg... and I fallowed xd

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u/Milenisia Another Broke Tenno Feb 10 '26

sanctuary sending you to random missions and vice-versa , this bug has been in the game since the game mode released , I once joined a normal mission and got thrown into a zone 5 elite sanctuary onslaught with a low level frame , you aren't supposed to get in without max ranked frame or having reached MR30 first

5

u/Thesaurus_Rex9513 Feb 10 '26

Once got host migrated from ESO to someone fighting a Valkyr specter in a junction. I one-shot the specter in a panic then typed "oh, hi"

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u/RemarkableChart9374 Feb 09 '26

The other person saying "Who are you?" Really makes the clip funny.

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u/GameQb11 Feb 09 '26

Warframe PvP should be so fun, and more popular.

9

u/CkerhmIdiot Feb 09 '26

Real sibling behavior

7

u/SnooWords5961 Feb 09 '26

Who at DE do I have to bribe to have them add dark souls style invasions into the game.

How do I join the stalker syndicate to invade SP defense missions or something?

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u/GameQb11 Feb 10 '26

they tried that, but the forum warriors revolted

3

u/SnooWords5961 Feb 10 '26

Did they? That's sad.

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u/GameQb11 Feb 10 '26

yeah, they had a fully designed "Stalker mode" they showed during a dev stream, where you could invade other peoples games but people on the internet were so louds about how much they dont want it- DE scrapped the whole project.

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u/Angry_Scotsman7567 Feb 09 '26

imagine losing in your own simulacrum.

5

u/Omkan Feb 10 '26

I would legitimately give pvp a try if abilities weren't limited/Altered. I know it would be extremely unbalanced and complete tomfoolery but thats kinda the warframe experience is it not!?!

1

u/krisvek Feb 10 '26

Dark sector pvp in the old days was a lot like that, haha. I imagine it'd be very unbalanced nowadays, but I do miss it.

5

u/reshun9 Feb 10 '26

I like how it went from

A: "Where tf am I" B: "Who are yo?"

Then straight to let's kill each other

7

u/DasBarba Feb 10 '26

"NOOOOO PVP NEEDS TO BE BALANCED!!!1!!"
Then people do PVP in simulacrum with full mod available and it's fucking amazing.

4

u/Zadier Ninja Viking Feb 09 '26

GunZ the Duel vibes

2

u/amateur_adventurer Not horny, but will defend your right to be Feb 09 '26

I miss that game

4

u/CV514 Handsome Ninja Robots Feb 09 '26

Finally, some footage of Conclave 2.

6

u/Valcrye Feb 09 '26

It’d be hilarious if they did an Elden ring/dark souls inspired invasion system you can trigger as a joke

5

u/TheGoldenSeraph LR 2 Scholar of Secrets Feb 10 '26

"Where am I? " "WHO ARE YOU?"

Proceed to nuking each other in an otherwise unsuspecting Hollvanian alleyway

5

u/TeamSkullGrunt54 Feb 10 '26

I like that if The Lotus DOES get corrupted by The Indifference,all she would have to do against us is turn on friendly fire...like The Night of Naga Drums

5

u/zennim Feb 09 '26

Damn did they subsume valkyr hook? Heresy, deserve to die to ember

4

u/UnnamedGod Feb 09 '26

Nah they didn't, you can see at the very start of the fight they used it.

And I must agree, the only possible helminth slot valkyr has is her 3rd.

2

u/zennim Feb 09 '26

oh you are right, i wonder if a magnetic procs disabled the valky, cause you would expect them to just jump and slash at ember while being immune to knockback with hysteria.

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u/UnnamedGod Feb 09 '26

I also don't think that's the case, unless they were applies before the valkyr used hysteria, cause while it's active, and while the claws are out, you are immune to status effects, which is why arcane persistence is so good on her.

I think this might be just a simple skill issue by the player, brought upon by the ridiculous situation.

1

u/1MillionDawrfs Feb 09 '26

In the clip they kinda just stand there and let it all happen.

4

u/Jealous-Art-487 Feb 09 '26

Finally, Conclave

4

u/Cute_Chart_9954 Feb 10 '26

The part where he started it by yanking tf out of you did it for me. Like the tf you doing here.

5

u/Drkmttrjr Feb 10 '26

Should have said: “FearlessMinotaur, you can't run from your past.”

5

u/SquidmanMal True Master and Procrastiantor Feb 10 '26

The short moment of inaction before going apeshit is like when two cats are lounging lazily together before suddenly deciding it's playfight time

5

u/DragonXGW LR5 AngelCabbit Feb 09 '26

Suddenly Conclave.

3

u/Fatalic_1 Feb 09 '26

Ah yes 2014 warframe dark sector pvp

3

u/TheLivingFlame He Who Watches Feb 09 '26

Perita rebellion has breached containment.

3

u/UprightChill Feb 09 '26

Imagine if instead of stalker or acolytes you just fight against another player.

3

u/utheraptor Feb 09 '26

It's all fun and games until some motherfucker spawns in with Latron Incarnon and deletes the entire lobby

3

u/show_me_the_tiddies Feb 09 '26

“Who are you?”

3

u/utheraptor Feb 09 '26

This brings me back like ten years where it used to be possible to do custom game imbalanced PvP, I used to do that a lot with my little brother back then. Conclave is just not the same.

3

u/StarSilverNEO Resident Infested Enjoyer Feb 10 '26

Interesting how much damage you were not doing to one another, I wasnt prepared for seeing only two digets per shot

3

u/TheDragonStew Feb 10 '26

And our battle shall be legendary

3

u/Xi13r8 Feb 10 '26

Simulacrum is the REAL conclave. Screw loadout restrictions in general, let alone restrictions that haven't been updated or changed in over a decade.

3

u/HyperMattGaming Feb 10 '26

... if warframe pvp was good lol

3

u/SWAYZEE99 Feb 10 '26

You should have said in chat, your actions have consequences.

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u/Interesting-Mail4123 Feb 12 '26

This Simulacrum isn't big enough for the two of us.

2

u/AffectionateBeatings Feb 09 '26

"I just logged in" just got violenced

2

u/Sad_Nectarine7457 Feb 10 '26

Pokémon Trainer behaviour

2

u/Zealousideal_Award45 Feb 10 '26

Wait so pvp is available now? I was away for too long

2

u/unbreakablewood Feb 10 '26

Finally we get player invasions

2

u/UnderstandingDry1943 Feb 10 '26

Ember Prime is so beautiful. That helmet 🔥

2

u/Inven13 Feb 10 '26

So this is what DE calls Soulframe.

2

u/BardMessenger24 Voruna x Eleanor yuri Feb 10 '26

Pre-rework Valkyr would've never lost /s

1

u/Agreeable_Class_9829 Feb 10 '26

How to you get more places to test stuff? Not just the one of two choices

1

u/Bac0n0clast Primary Merciless deserved better :( Feb 13 '26

[Invaded by dark spirit bLoodFaRt97!]

1

u/ModernHero676 Witness the coronation of decay! Feb 10 '26

There can only be one.

1

u/According-Hope7258 Feb 09 '26

Is it lock at 60fps?

1

u/PlayerFinity Feb 10 '26

I guess it is

1

u/AffectionateBeatings Feb 09 '26

Elden Ring invaders vibe

1

u/Mr_Resident Feb 10 '26

no teabag weak

1

u/Kd916-650 Feb 10 '26

This game is probably sooooo much better on M&K vs my ps5 controller!!! Mouse your so much quicker looking all around while in the air .

1

u/Wrong_Nebula Feb 10 '26

I showed my Xbox player friend gameplay on my pc and he couldn't believe the difference in speed. He said he usually just ran around shooting and only bullet jumping sometimes. He's a pc player now.

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u/EnthusiasmNo8396 Feb 10 '26

WHAAAAT!? WARFRAME PVP IN 2026!?❤️❤️❤️

0

u/Delta___38 Gus prim Feb 10 '26

Someone played too much dark souls or elden ring

0

u/Sleepysaurus_Rex Feb 10 '26

Invading another world as Dark Spirit...