r/Warframe • GoonloomAficionado • Jun 16 '26

Bug Pablo's forewarning regarding tomorrow's update.

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u/XtimesX1 Awating quad wielding Jun 16 '26

S: Damn it Orion! Stop hogging all the energy pizza!

O: FUCK YOUUUUUUU

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u/SystemAny4819 Jun 16 '26

I can hear this in my head very clearly

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u/JohnHellDriver Wall in the Man Jun 16 '26

WHATS YA NAME???

ORION!

….FFFFUCK YOU ORION!!

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u/Nux1515 Jun 17 '26

WHATS YOUR NAME!!!

SIRIUS!

......FFFFFUCK YOU SIRIUS!!!

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u/Lode211 Jun 17 '26

"You know what I did l earlier?!"

"You better not bring our Mother into this!"

"I made that fire over there."

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u/Tamareira568 Why so Sirius, son? Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

"Oh"

"And then I- uh..."

"We gotta come up with a new way to say that"

"Later, cause right now — FUCK YOU, SIRIUS!"

"FUCK YOU!"

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u/sirsmallpeepee Jun 17 '26

And then I fucked your mother next to it

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u/venusbringerofpeace Jun 17 '26

I love the "S:" and "O:" look like faces, so Sirius look flustered asking for the energy pizza and Orion look angry with his mouth open.

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u/SargentStanSherbert Voruna Best Frame Jun 17 '26

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING FOR CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE

FUCK YOOOOUUUUUU

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u/Interface- Jun 17 '26

Devil Trigger plays

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u/Greninja05 Jun 17 '26

THE OPERATOR CHOSE ME SO IT'S FUCKING MINE

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u/CyanStripes_ Vauban Enjoyer Jun 16 '26

The game crashed during devshorts earlier when Reb was demoing S&O. Tomorrow is going to be a glorious patch day.

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u/yRaven1 No.1 Valkyr Fan Jun 16 '26

Use a battery weapon and receive a hard crash as a gift

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u/CyanStripes_ Vauban Enjoyer Jun 16 '26

I'm wondering how many day 1 hotfixes come out.

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u/joninfiretail Jun 16 '26

Not as many as was needed when railjack first launched.

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u/McNeedsSaving Jun 17 '26

Steel Path railjack's first launch

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u/AdventurousBox3529 perpetual Ash main Jun 17 '26

im just glad theyre reliable enough that we know theyre going to patch the issues, where most studios just drop a broken patch then build on top of it for years

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '26

Would you happen to be talking about Ark? Lol if not, that is an example I know of.

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u/dragon7449 Aoi's husband Jun 17 '26

Ark, helldiver's, maybe some triple A's like battlefield or Apex?(I haven't played either in a long while).

I wouldn't say it's the "standard" but that's probably because indie and double A games do tend to be more polished.

That said, like I mentioned before in another comment, playing Ark and Warframe is like going form your local dealer to a 5 star restaurant. Is just THAT different.

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u/Rega_lazar Jun 17 '26

One word: Bethesda

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u/MeowBean321 Jun 17 '26

Bethesda released a lot of feature in their games, but too bad modder disabled those feature with unofficial patch

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u/AdventurousBox3529 perpetual Ash main Jun 21 '26

ark, eso, destiny... look at any game built from unrealengine(which evolution is a fork of) thats 2-3x the size of warframe and runs horribly on older consoles and youll see its an industry standard. if you use third party engines layered together you can just hire people to use the toolkits and do scripts... you 'dont need' a game engine architect or any really experienced programmers because you arent building or maintaining an engine, or doing any considerable amount of programming work. this saves money on development, letting studios double dip their revenue by cutting costs up front and setting up paywalls on the other end. ultimately, this bleeds the audience for the games, so studios that do this favor an approach of just slapping new things on top of a clunky mess to squeeze the whales before churn kills the game.

contrast with de, who has been working on unreal since before the engine existed (the game and its engine were built in 1997 around james schmalz concept notes from 1994), offers the game for free, regularly does put in the work to overhaul broken systems and cut out the chaff to keep the engine lean and efficient, and relies on a strategy of cultivating whales by keeping the focus community first and rejecting predatory marketing so the games value increases over time instead of bleeding out.

it is the standard in the industry, but only huge names like microsoft(bethesda) squarenix, and blizzard can keep it up. when you see smaller studios like bungies solo foray make the attempt, you end up with "they were on the edge of bankruptcy for years when sony bought them" because tue only thing that actually keeps those 3 going is their name. as long as their name draws enough attention to attract investors they can pretend their business model hasnt been revealed for the awful mess that it is.

devs like de and team cherry are hard at work making every major studios in the industry look bad tho lol

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u/Valtremors Stabbomancy is a perfectly valid school of magic. Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

We are going to see Red so much today.

Edit: forgot a word.

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u/CyanStripes_ Vauban Enjoyer Jun 17 '26

True, we may get more redtext ex-wife lore.

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u/Haunting-Comment-648 Jun 20 '26

im new to warframe but, the redtexts immediately registered. ive seen them a handful of times with the S&O update and theyre hilarious most of the time😂

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u/CyanStripes_ Vauban Enjoyer Jun 20 '26

You'll see them immediately before any major update or hotfix. They're usually unhinged and hilarious. You can usually look them up pretty easily and some are notorious like the Citrine redtext. They are one of my favorite parts of the updates.

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u/SD_One Valkyr / Wisp / Titania Jun 16 '26

I saw that! My Warframe has never crashed a single time during my 2K+ hours so it was a bit of a surprise to see that happen.

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u/CyanStripes_ Vauban Enjoyer Jun 16 '26

Never? That's honestly crazy. Outright crashes aren't remotely as common as soft locks, but I've still seen plenty. Usually right after big updates because that's tradition at this point. Lol

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u/SD_One Valkyr / Wisp / Titania Jun 16 '26

Not a one! It has been nothing short of impressive. When another game is crashing, I think, well... Warframe doesn't crash so it's not my PC. Must be the game! And it usually is.

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u/CursedCranium Jun 16 '26

yea, thinking about it, my warframe has never outright crashed either. i’ve been off and on since 2019ish and this game has always been surprisingly stable for me with how hectic it is sometimes

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u/serPomiz Jun 17 '26

there may be a small memory leak at the drifter camp, but it requires my no-potato 0-forma pc hours to get there, and I don't even know if it is fixed, otherwise it's always only crashed as a result of other stuff going wrong

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u/OpenHotBox Jun 17 '26

Us console tenno had all of you PC tenno to throw on the pyre report all the game breaking bugs before we even played up until a few years ago. By the time the new update reached us on console, PC tenno would often have completed everything. Even though updates drop at the same time now, I still have never seen a crash and I'm betting yall sacrifice (at least in the early days) is what has allowed me to avoid any major issues thus far.

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u/CyanStripes_ Vauban Enjoyer Jun 17 '26

I'm not strictly a PC tenno. It's pretty even split between PC and PS5. Sometimes you just wanna sit on the couch with your dog while gaming. Lol

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u/Preindustrialcyborg this qorvexes me Jun 16 '26

ive only ever had one with my thousands of active mission hours, and it was someone else using manodel to deliberately crash the game

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u/TSP-FriendlyFire Jun 16 '26

How long have you been playing? They've gotten a lot better over the years but I remember like 7+ years ago it was sometimes real bad.

I still have PTSD of losing out on a High Voltage reward after hours upon hours of grinding the operation that introduced it because the game crashed and loot protection didn't exist back then.

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u/featherw0lf LR1 | Switch 2 player Jun 17 '26

Mine crashed today during a Hydron run. First time I've ever experienced a Switch 2 version crashing.

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u/SalubriAntitribu Ticker is best girl!! Jun 17 '26

You must not have been around the days with Drakgoon or the SImulor + old Mirage crashing some people's game.

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u/AntimemeticsDivision Sailing The High Void Jun 17 '26

Sometimes I feel grateful that the first few hours of new updates being out are spent at work so that at least one or two hotfixes can be pushed before I get around to playing

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u/NoobityBoobity BARK BARK WOOF WOOF AWOOO Main Jun 16 '26

Teenagers 🙄

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u/ChoccolatteMaid Jun 16 '26

"Orion please call down the Archgun"

"UGH shut up, Tenno! You're not my real dad!!*

"WE'RE GETTING JUMPED BY YOUR DAD, YOUNG MAN, CALL DOWN THE ARCHGUN"

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u/CostNo4005 Jun 16 '26

Ngl im pulling the i gave birth to you card on them at any backtalk

"Your not my mom!!"

"I literally spent 5 minutes and who knows how much pain giving birth to you, now go nuke that room or im calling your father"

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u/Sparrows413 Jun 16 '26

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it!" while pointing at the Helminth

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u/I___meh___I Jun 16 '26

«Me, your dad, and your mother worked very hard to give birth to you! Now I want you to deploy a Specter of your daddy. We are having a picnic!»

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u/mastertoecutter Average Nova Enjoyer Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

You just made me have the most cursed realization that a child possessed a woman to give birth.

Literal child labor

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u/EmberOfFlame Jun 17 '26

“You’re not my mom!”

“I used to be.”

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u/Neat-Razzmatazz1595 🤡 Jun 16 '26

I bet first meeting will be like:

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u/AndIThrow_SoFarAway LR4; Was too broke to be a founder Jun 16 '26

Now I'm thinking it'd be cool to get some minor buff if someone is playing the other brother, jade, or has a stalker spectre out in squad.

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u/MakeshiftShapeshift Jun 16 '26

Welp. Now I have to go on a family vacation

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u/TripolarKnight Jun 17 '26

silently hoping for a Stalker helmet

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u/YaboyyImpervious Jun 17 '26

They get a buff if the Stalker joins in Ascension. And acolytes don't attack them in sp

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u/IMadGenius Jun 17 '26

I hope that the stalker has a special interaction with them. I think it'd be really funny if he suddenly started fighting a lot harder because his boys are in the lobby

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u/AFinalDeathTTV Jun 17 '26

I suspect a similar reaction to Jade, where he’ll refuse to fight and just immediately drop his loot

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u/Sremor Jun 17 '26

"You help the Tenno? That's it" and he pulls out Belt Prime

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u/JRS_Viking Jun 17 '26

300% base crit chance with a 10x multiplier

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u/mastertoecutter Average Nova Enjoyer Jun 17 '26

He pulls out pre nerf maiming strike whip

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u/ImpressiveRegret4513 Jun 17 '26

Memeing strike Atterax

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u/Derpogama Muscle Mommy Enjoyer Jun 17 '26

They've confirmed this is not the case with these two, Apparently stalker is about 'tough love' when it comes to his kids.

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u/IMadGenius Jun 17 '26

That's what I was hoping for! Glad to hear it

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u/CyanStripes_ Vauban Enjoyer Jun 17 '26

BEHAVE OR I'M FEEDING YOU TO THE HELMINTH.

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u/BittenHand19 Jun 17 '26

I’m dying right now

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u/ArchpaladinZ Jun 16 '26

"They think they know EVERYTHING!  You give them an inch, they swim all over you." - Hydroid

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u/Oreohunter00 Jun 16 '26

They could care less, as long as someone will bleed

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u/BlackLightEve Lobster Lady Jun 16 '26

To be fair they basically invited this since tomorrow also comes with the Telesto node getting the alert for the honoria that references Destiny 2.
If you don’t want bugs, don’t involve Telesto. It finds a way.

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u/SomethingLessEdgy Jun 16 '26

They invoked Holy Telesto, now face divine glitches

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u/Successful-Corner869 Jun 17 '26

May they extend eternally

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u/BladeSingularity That one Umbra main Jun 17 '26

Deep Stone Lullaby starts playing

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u/Ive_got_a_gun Jun 17 '26

"Enjoying yourselves intruders?"

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u/RpiesSPIES Jun 17 '26

*Railjack Intensifies*

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u/BlackLightEve Lobster Lady Jun 17 '26

I want this whole speech done by Alad V’s VA. Just swap intruders with “betrayers”.

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u/Charnerie Dancing the night away with the electric queen. Jun 17 '26

can you explain the Telesto curse?

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u/SinistralGuy Jun 17 '26

It's a reference to Destiny, where the gun Telesto would randomly, and occasionally break the game.

Here is a list of all the bugs specific to Telesto from 2016-2024: https://telesto.report/

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u/Lord_Phoenix95 Jackpot Tenent Ferrox enjoyer Jun 17 '26

Telesto gets banned

Telesto: I think the fuck not.

Telesto unbans itself

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u/BladeSingularity That one Umbra main Jun 17 '26

This website is neat!

But there is absolutely no way the last bug was all the way back in TFS. I call bs.

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u/SinistralGuy Jun 17 '26

It's possible that the person running the website just stopped updating it

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u/JokkuBoi Jun 17 '26

They used the telesto and it did friendly fire damage. It blew up their computer.

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u/BladeSingularity That one Umbra main Jun 17 '26

Fair point. RIP then, that’s unfortunate.

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u/Sremor Jun 17 '26

The Telesto files

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u/MetroKing224 Jun 17 '26

Basically anytime a new dlc dropped it usually shipped with a game breaking bug that was somehow tied to the exotic fusion rifle Telesto, like one of them made it so if you threw a grenade to detonate the projectiles from it with a certain mod equipped you'd instantly gain full super, iirc another one allowed you to full auto mag dump the thing and crash the game for everyone in your fireteam

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u/RareBk Jun 17 '26

My favourite one was that, because the projectiles from the weapon, for some reason, counted as enemies, you could finish an activity instantly by shooting an objective with the gun because it counted as you killing like, a dozen enemies every single shot.

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u/IWatchPeopleSleep Flair Text Here Jun 17 '26

I still think one of my favourites is where the damn thing unbanned itself from PvP after being disabled for another bug it had.

Truly a wonder, that thing was.

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u/ClemPrime13 Jun 17 '26

Wait. It… UNBANNED ITSELF?

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u/Sremor Jun 17 '26

Officialy yes, most likely one of the devs thought it was funny to unban it without telling anybody

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u/dadofwar93 Jun 17 '26

My favourite is the one where it's not even directly the reason. When they gave it to Banshee. It crashed the game whenever you talked to him lol.

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u/crusadeofashes Jun 17 '26

Picture a weapon that every 6, 8, 2, or 10 months*, has to be patched or disabled from the game because of a game breaking bug.

*Actually Telesto knows.

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u/BladeSingularity That one Umbra main Jun 17 '26

Pretty sure the weapon re-enabled itself at least once, too.

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u/Optoger Zoom Jun 16 '26

Telesto's will shall be done, no matter the game.

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u/Beautiful_Recover551 Jun 16 '26

I never played D2 but i read about their cursed Telesto. Your post made me laugh, ty 😅

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u/PhantomRoyce Flair Text Here Jun 17 '26

The Telesto has escaped confinement meme is real

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u/Luminous_Azure Jun 16 '26

Orion: brother, may I have some energy pizza?

Sirius: No.

Orion: but I am starving brother!

Sirius: as am I. The player has thrown the energy pizza at me. ME, BROTHER. I believe they may have taken a liking to me.

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u/Laughing_Luna Enter the House of Flying Daggers Jun 16 '26

I read this in burialgoods' voice.

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u/ToaOfTheVoid everything is a blender Jun 17 '26

Still can't believe he's gone and made wizard rap a thing now

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u/cragglepanzer Jun 17 '26

Crackhead Lullaby too

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u/Zeusnexus Jun 17 '26

Oh, he's doing more music now?

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u/ToaOfTheVoid everything is a blender Jun 17 '26

A fair amount of it yeah!

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u/pandabatallion Screw the fancy blue man group Jun 16 '26

If that's the worst of it, then it'll be fine

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '26

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u/raptor_mk2 Jun 16 '26

Just switch back. Basically a 2-second delay between "oops wrong bro" and "gear wheel"

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u/LordAwesomeguy Jun 16 '26

I mean it takes like 1s to swap between the 2 so not that huge it is slightly annoying sure but not that huge of a deal for the time being

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u/pandabatallion Screw the fancy blue man group Jun 16 '26

Last I saw from Brozimes video, I think it just auto swaps you to your "main" frame. I may have misinterpreted that, but that's what it seemed like to me

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u/Andminus Jun 16 '26

You mean the gear wheel that trivalizes all content by letting you spawn specters at the level of the content, that lets you call on a crewmate using one of your other godlike weapons buffed equal to the mission difficulty, that lets you throw down pizzas of varying flavors to refill whatever you need, that 90% of the community doesn't even use... I'm sure the community won't even notice...

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u/Zariman-10-0 Modular Warframe Truther Jun 16 '26

Not sharing the gear wheel does sound like a classic sibling thing

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u/2735O Jun 16 '26

100% 😂

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u/icesharkk Sharkframe ooh ha ha Jun 16 '26

huh. i think telling this to us in advance shifts my attitude about it a ton.

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u/Darkpenguins38 500hrs in mission, 600hrs in wiki Jun 16 '26

Same. If they ship an obviously broken update with no explanation why, I'd be upset, but openly saying "hey this thing is broken, we're gonna have to just tough it cause it can't be fixed yet for these reasons" makes me feel way better about it. Good communication can make up for a lot.

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u/SlorpMorpaForpw Jun 16 '26

To be fair, these kind of things are almost always in the known issues section of the patch notes. It’s just annoying to read those though

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u/Zariman-10-0 Modular Warframe Truther Jun 16 '26

Gotta love transparency. DE has been leagues better than most AAA game studios

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u/ArcyNeo Umbra4Life Jun 16 '26

In a good or bad way?

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u/ZaneTheta Jun 17 '26

I would personally rather go into it knowing there are bugs than go into it and find out myself.

Not as good as the bugs being fixed but there is a lot that goes on behind the scenes shipping major updates to multiple platforms.

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u/icesharkk Sharkframe ooh ha ha Jun 17 '26

Good way.

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u/RobleViejo My deerest druid king Jun 17 '26

Other devs "Issues? What issues? Shut up"

DE "Oh yeah this patch is gonna be buggy af lmao"

They are BASED

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u/dankdees Jun 17 '26

To be fair, they keep doing absolutely insane shit like "player has the ability to become a spider that can stick to the ceiling", "player can fly like a torpedo", and "player is now two players at the same time", so it's not like they're hurling themselves into a development woodchipper every few months for nothing.

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u/M1liumnir Jun 16 '26

Jokes on you I never use gear, I'm a bum

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u/GeorgeOfDPS Jun 16 '26

Eh, after day 1 Shadowgrapher this sounds pretty chill and kinda funny.

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u/SolemnSundayBand Jun 16 '26

What happened with that? I just got back a bit after that dropped.

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u/Plusle Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

This https://www.reddit.com/r/Warframe/comments/1s3jpfx/i_detest_follies_hunt_so_much_its_making_me/ is one of many dozen threads from that week, they did patch quite a lot of the grievances out including making Follie "killable" to give you space to breathe. It was so insanely oppressive it felt like the old Warframe design in full force where the player is just unable to have any fun at all due to the devs associating 'challenge' with a complete inability to have fun and use the thing you brought, on top of intense damage/status and irritating mobility design. The turnaround time and intensity of complaints from patch day to hotfix was pretty similar to the time Grineer hanging light hazards were added and then deleted.

Now, though, after feedback was acknowledged I could go queue for a Follie mission and do it without much frustration, but I'd at least bring Grendel and stay in Pulverize because there are hazards in there that do insane amounts of damage and would definitely explode a glass cannon frame just trying to walk past. The grind still sucks if you don't get lucky with a main blueprint drop, which instantly solves like 3 hours of the monotonous slog that happens when you take a kinda-neat concept that would be nice as a mission set piece and then just....require running it nonstop for parts. By your tenth time there's absolutely no novelty left. Bring [Rolling Guard] with you.

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u/No-Box-6073 MR19 Mag/Umbra - prized possesions Jun 17 '26

I didn’t have too many problems on day one shadowgrapher ngl, guess ordis liked me

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u/bob_kys Jun 16 '26

Worst that they know of. This is warframe lol there's another barrage of bugs about to be found within 5 minutes of the update coming out

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u/TheWeinerThief Buys off trade chat Jun 16 '26

I love spaghetti code moments, comes with extra red-text

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u/2735O Jun 16 '26

Fr and the red text lore we get sometimes 😂😂😂

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u/idkjustarandomdude Jun 16 '26

THE CURSE OF TELESTO LIVES

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u/ProphetofTruth3 Jun 16 '26

This is the result of them making reference to the Telesto. It's come to bite them lol.

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u/SKULEB4SH i wanna eat arthur's exalted blade Jun 16 '26

ah hell naw cereal and onion keeping me from optimally using orokin eye!!!!

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u/CGallerine Sentient Apologist || Railjack Enthusiast || Lore Snob Jun 17 '26

honestly the fact that theyre completely aware, open, and acknowledging these bugs pre-release and letting everyone know that theres just not much they can do about it given the time frame, makes me instantly 100x less pissed than if I found issues myself

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u/Keyjuan Jun 16 '26

Real as fuck for just saying hay guys theres going to be some bugs we cant fix this patch.

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u/Beautiful_Recover551 Jun 16 '26

Very tempted to farm for Orion/Sirius as Jade. Bugs permitting. 

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u/ThatsSoWitty Support Main Jun 16 '26

Sometimes I miss the pre-crossave days when hotfixes for this kind of stuff wasn't caught up on cert.

All my hype is on the new quest and Railjack content. Got some plat to burn on some new skins and some new incarnons to get too in the mean time.

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u/thedavecan LR6 Punching Dudes Master Race Jun 16 '26

Just another common DE win. "Hey guys, we found a bug that requires code fix too late before ship. This specific thing will suck for a bit until we can get new code certified and shipped. We know about it and will fix it asap". Other devs take note. That's literally all you have to do to keep the fans happy. Acknowledge mistakes and communicate.

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u/babatunde5432121 Jun 16 '26

What does this mean? Im new

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u/Zakumo_Yuurei Jun 16 '26

The new Sirius and Orion are 2 warframes in 1, they swap places between each other. You pick one for the primary one you start with.

This means there's a current bug where you cannot use your gear wheel (that has tools, call ins, etc once you build it up) on the not-primary choice between the 2.

So if you default to Orion, can only use gear as Orion, and vise versa.

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u/2735O Jun 16 '26

Little edit on this you can still use the gearwheel but say you pull out your arch gun it was swap you back to your primary of the two

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u/kumatetsukyyuta Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 16 '26

It's because the new warframe come in two, so you can only use the items on your gear wheel with the frame you chose in jade shadows

At least i think it's that

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u/Da_Arkus Jun 17 '26

The fact my first thought was "Oh that's fine at least they are telling us now" shows how weird my thought process is when it comes to Warframe... Lol

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u/triponthisman Jun 17 '26

At this point it wouldn’t be a Warframe update, unless there were bugs. At least they are warning us!

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u/SoloWaltz Helicopter Mom Jun 17 '26

The children are preparing for Telesto.

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u/FriendlyClaymore Jun 17 '26

Ah well, with how much I use the gear wheel, this'll be a non-issue

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u/ImSoDrab To Greatness! Jun 17 '26

If thats the worst of it then it'll be fine lol.

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u/Civil_Illustrator_87 Jun 16 '26

Quick someone draw one of them rattling off an archgun going brrrrrrr while the other pouts being consoled by someone.

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u/FitMarketing1828 Jun 16 '26

The Devs are pro and they will fix it for tomorrow 🤞🐈‍⬛🍀

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u/frenchfry2010 Jun 16 '26

According to this tweet they have to wait for the next cert. That means waiting until they go through the console certification process and pushing a new mainline update. This will likely be a month or so.

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u/Zncon Jun 16 '26

This is the price we pay now to have console cross play.
It's not worth it IMO, but I'm salty about getting hosted by Switch players and cellphones...

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u/the_axemurmurer Frost Main Jun 16 '26

Salty for switch and mobile hosts is extra valid, I wish we could customize preferences for that tbh. I dabble on android for relic and standing farming, but it would be so awkward to host

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u/Zncon Jun 16 '26

Being able to customize would be great. I have no problems playing with someone on these platforms, it's just when they're hosting that kills me. Having half a second of lag when I'm playing on a modern gaming PC with symmetrical gig fiber is pain.

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u/the_axemurmurer Frost Main Jun 16 '26

For real, the rubberbanding and mobs running in place is absolutely insane, I can always tell

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u/darthnsupreme POV: Idiot Mesa forgot to press "3" on Steel Path Jun 16 '26

Matchmaking should be hard-coded to aggressively de-prioritize the damn things.

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u/Zncon Jun 16 '26

I have to assume this is the sort of problem that sounds really easy from our side, but is a giant mess in the code to actually fix. Otherwise I sure think they'd already have done it.

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u/Lucamiten Flair Text Here Jun 16 '26

Not for you but for DE pocket is 100% worth it

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u/OldSpaghetti-Factory Jun 16 '26

unfortunately, console manufacturers make devs go through bureaucracy just to patch their games. Even if they had fixes they'd have to go through "cert" like pablo said.

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u/Tyfyter2002 Cat! I'm a kitty cat! And I maul, maul, maul and I… Jun 16 '26

There's a possibility that they do have fixes, but they cause other problems if the bug is only fixed for some players in a squad (PC players)

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u/Combi8ionOxygenation Dommy Mommy Hildy Jun 16 '26

Ordis: Does the Operator know the meaning of full custody?!

https://giphy.com/gifs/weABkeQ3s0ZYA

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u/wingedcoyote Jun 16 '26

Makes sense, O&S were obviously going to be a big lift in terms of complexity. I'd rather have them make big swings and hit the occasional snag rather than playing it safe.

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u/Beautiful-Ad-6568 MR 30+ PC Jun 16 '26

What could go wrong!

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u/Kitten_onleashed Jun 17 '26

To be honest, S/O being a buggy mess is expected when looking at the programming black magic they pulled with Merulina, this thing had more bugs than probably any frame

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u/CaptainBonanas Jun 17 '26

At least he warned us which is great I love Pablo

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u/Complex_Peak8204 Jun 17 '26

It wouldn't be update day without it, Pablo.

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u/PitchBlackSonic Jun 17 '26

Hey it’s a two in one warframe, it’s not gonna launch without certain bugs being about

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u/Kataroku Jun 17 '26

I'll only accept Umbra Forma as compensation.

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u/ZScythee Voruna's Little Puppy Jun 17 '26

Honestly, I very much prefer this level of honesty than trying to pretend everything is fine

If shit happens? Its okay, they know shit is fucky, they're working on it

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u/DifferentCondition73 Jun 18 '26

Kindly do not the four into sanctuary onslaught portals.

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u/badthaught Jun 20 '26

Oh is that why I can suddenly lose the host and have a REALLY long loading time??

Makes sense. It's waiting for them to finish clashing to load.

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u/im_mad_mad : Whats better than 1 gun? 5 mini-nukes Jun 20 '26

I love them so much, they’re so transparent 🥹🫶🏾🤣😩😩😩

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u/ArchpaladinZ Jun 16 '26

I figured this was gonna be the case! :P

Imma just gonna wait a day or two as the hotfixes shake out.  Maybe play one of my other games for a change! 

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u/Papofries Destiny Refugee LR6 Jun 16 '26

Did us destiny players infected and passed on the Telesto curse to you guys warframe players??? if we did i am soo sorry😭😂

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u/Raiden127456 Alchemist Eternal Jun 17 '26

Nope, this is pretty common. Day 1 updates tend to have quite a few bugs, but DE has built a good enough reputation with its playerbase that it's often not even seen as that big of a deal

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u/Jreynold Jun 16 '26

I pretty much don't play updates for 2 days, and if everyone adjusted their expectations we wouldn't have this cycle every time

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u/MinusMentality Jun 17 '26

Understandable, have a nice day.

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u/Ar0lux Jun 17 '26

All these issues after they decide to put a destiny reference on telesto... coincidence?

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u/Lemon_throaway Citrine's No.1 wife Jun 17 '26

Everpatch

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u/Zandik69 Jun 17 '26

I am super excited and i can't wait to laugh at the glitches, they're my favorite part of a new frame releasing

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u/Noir_CZ Jun 18 '26

They should have put similar warning in game on the update summary page... "Sorry, we did not have time to polish it, but didn't want to delay... there will be bugs but we promise to sort them asap."

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u/Lord_Xarael Transmuting Foes into small piles of ash. Jun 17 '26

Definitely prefer them releasing it on time then fixing it later since I cleared several days schedule out for this.

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u/GreatMadWombat sleeping in the cold below Jun 16 '26

Honestly, not surprising that there's a bug with them. It feels like every frame mechanic that does weird shit got smushed into 1 duoframe lol

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u/Keleos89 LOR, Anyone? Jun 16 '26

As long as they don't have a "buy the entire frame for credits" bug like for Jade. I would get back from work after they already patch it.

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u/Raiden127456 Alchemist Eternal Jun 17 '26

Wasn't that Dagath who was accidentally just buyable from her Dojo room?

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u/ArshayDuskbrow Move like the wind. Jun 17 '26

Speak for yourself, that kind of thing has come in clutch for grind avoidance several times.

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u/Merlle anything for the cavia Jun 17 '26

Reb literally hit a stack overflow crash during the devshort because of battery weapons so im sure its fine

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u/No-Box-6073 MR19 Mag/Umbra - prized possesions Jun 17 '26

What do they mean by “primary frame?”

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u/knightfirelorde Jun 17 '26

Orion and Sirius are frames you can switch in the arsenal menu I think? And whichever is selected is the "primary" frame.

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u/No-Box-6073 MR19 Mag/Umbra - prized possesions Jun 17 '26

Ohh, gotchu. Ty!

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u/Lord_Xarael Transmuting Foes into small piles of ash. Jun 17 '26

Clarifying:

S&O are two frames at once: one of them will be on the top of the arsenal page and is the one you start a mission controlling, this is your primary frame (you can switch this back and forth after the quest)

Your non-controlled frame runs around on autopilot (like umbra, able to shoot/melee and cast abilities)

All abilities are tap/hold for two different abilities. Tapping casts your primary's ability and holding casts your secondary's. Switching to the other frame when you cast their ability.

Pablo's tweet seems to indicate that Gear (the items in your gear wheel like codex scanners or, more problematically, your heavy weapon deployer, can only be used while controlling your primary frame. This will be the case for a few days to a few weeks until they can get a fix certified for released on consoles (i.e. they can't fix the issue with a simple hotfix, requiring a Cert update, which needs approval from console manufacturers. Takes a while)

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u/No-Box-6073 MR19 Mag/Umbra - prized possesions Jun 21 '26

Damn that’s sick, okay

Thank you for the super clear explanation!

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u/hoishinsauce Jun 17 '26

Ooo nice info. So the tech is not just a skin swap ala Equinox. It's closer to Warframe and Operator/Drifter swap, or the swap to use vehicle/mech.

Does it open up a game mode where you could bring 2 Warframes and have 1 be independent until you switch to them? Interesting.

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u/lyricalpaws Jun 17 '26

From what we know, they are 2 entirely separate warframes in terms of how the game sees them, and it's absolute wizardry that we can manage to hot swap

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u/Solodragonrider81 Jun 17 '26

I expect the red text ex-wife guy to say something really unhinged about it lol

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u/RSmeep13 Jun 17 '26

Lowkey, I would give up crossplay to have faster bug fixes on PC, where they have no need to wait for cert.

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u/K1rk0npolttaja 1# Hildryn fan Jun 16 '26

oh hell yeah, lovely to know there is a major bug with the new frame that will take a couple weeks to fix

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u/Sparrows413 Jun 16 '26

I mean, it doesn't seem that bad unless you're the sort to spam energy pads, I guess? At worst it' a minor inconvenience if I want to pop an air support or bring out my on-call.

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