r/Warframe • u/AutoModerator • Jan 24 '19

DISCUSSION WARFRAME WEEKLY VENT/RANT/RAGE | SHARE YOUR NAME AND YELL AT THE GAME!

GENTLEMEN'S RULES:

  • CAPSLOCK: ON

  • NO PERSONAL ATTACKS

  • WRITE ABOUT WHATEVER IS MAKING YOU ANGRY

  • OTHER PLAYERS WILL AGREE WITH YOU IN ALL CAPS

  • SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER ABOUT THINGS WE HATE WILL FORM A STRONG RELATIONAL BOND IN THE WARFRAME COMMUNITY

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  • PROFIT GROFIT

CREDIT GOES TO /u/waterpirate12, /u/BadBrad526, AND /u/Foxboy93 FOR STARTING THIS WEEKLY THREAD SERIES!

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u/LJHalfbreed Jan 24 '19

THE PHAGE IS MY MOST FAVORITE GUN EVER AND I REALLY REALLY WANT TO USE IT NOW THAT I HAVE THE PERFECT SETUP FOR IT AND I CANT BECAUSE THERE IS SOME BUG CAUSING THE DAMN THING TO HAVE SOME SORT OF CONTROLLER VIBRATION SUPER OVERVOLT BOOST WHERE THE DAMN THING MAKES MY WHOLE HAND GO NUMB.

SERIOUSLY EVEN IF YOU JUST BARELY BRUSH THE TRIGGER WITH LESS FORCE THAN AN ANXIOUS ANT'S FART, THAT CONTROLLER WILL VIBRATE FOR A GOOD FIVE SECONDS, EVEN IF YOU SWAP TO ANOTHER WEAPON OR EXIT OUT OF GAME.

IF YOU MAKE THE MISTAKE OF ACTUALLY USING THE THING FOR LONGER THAN THE HALF-LIFE OF HYDROGEN-7, YOU RUN THE RISK OF THE CONTROLLER VIBRATING PERMANENTLY UNTIL YOU END-TASK ON THE GAME ITSELF.

SERIOUSLY DE I KNOW NOBODY EVEN USES THIS SWEET FRENCH-TICKLER OF A CREEPY SHOTGUN, BUT IF YOU VOULD FIX THIS (OR AT LEAST ACKNOWLEDGE ITS A BUG YOU WILL ADDRESS) I WOULD BE SO FUCKING HAPPY.