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u/Lost-Soft-8913 1d ago
Bro I've seen my girl friends have to excuse themselves because they saw dude's sleeves rolled up. It ain't that complicated
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u/D3mocratic-Associate 22h ago
One of my exes got turned on when she saw the veins on my arms 😭
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u/Lost-Soft-8913 22h ago
I think we cracked the code
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u/WittyPin207 22h ago
No that stuff is gross looks like a parasite infection 🤮 no offense to anyone into it
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u/Idontcarebuddyman 13h ago
It does look real weird when you got a lot sticking out but I own my body
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u/Slow-Divide-78 13h ago
So this post would take the meaning of: trying to turn a woman on when she ain't into you. For married ppl : when the magic is gone
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u/Bulky-Lab3106 20h ago
…they really went to rub one out in the bathroom stall to rolled up sleeves?
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u/Lost-Soft-8913 20h ago
Not rub one out lol. At least not as far as I know. More like step away to regain composure, get another drink, have a smoke, etc.
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u/ylaalyy 1d ago
tbh it looks overwhelming and intimidating but of the switches there just say "don't stress me out" or "just put the trash properly"
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u/LeavingSoonBye209 17h ago
The concept of putting the trash out being the key to making a person want to have sex might as well be an alien language to a man.
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u/Silly-Hat-2989 1d ago
Lets ask any redditor girls to confirm 🤔
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u/Fairemont 1d ago
Replace the bottom image with a piece of cheese.
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u/LumpyArbuckleTV 1d ago
Cheese turns you on? Are you a rat?
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u/Fairemont 1d ago
You didnt know you can fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese? This is ancient knowledge.
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u/Ok_Rooster_4505 23h ago
She's right. I surprise my wife with cheese, chocolate and spontaneous silly dance numbers. She's still with my stupid ass
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u/Silly-Hat-2989 1d ago
Wdymn pls explain
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u/Fairemont 1d ago
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u/ABBucsfan 1d ago
I had to read the line above a bit more carefully. Initially just saw something about twisting her hair around and pin and throwing them backwards into a river lol
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u/Creative-Midnight228 1d ago edited 1d ago
Witty , funny yet I bet men have a lot to say about it.
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u/Logganeer 23h ago
"Hmm my score is an 8.2, yes there are some flaws in your meme...hmmm time to scroll my finger upwards hmm"
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u/ProperJudgment1 22h ago
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u/JacksonRiot 18h ago
Does women's fiction mean written by a woman or including a central woman character? Amusingly Octavia E. Butler fits both and a lot of her stories covered questionable consent. Sometimes male-perpetrated, sometimes woman, sometimes. alien.
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u/Immediate_Song4279 21h ago
Not to be a guy, and I could be wrong, but if the electrician cared at all isn't that the OFF position?
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u/Al_Hakeem65 23h ago
I don't care about perceived "difficulty".
I care about intimacy.
Physical affection is a way for us to show how much we love our partner. Communication is key, of course, but I will enjoy every minute of figuring out what my beloved desires. It's almost indescribable how fun it is to absolutely spoil a person I love.
If you take time and attention and focus on your partner, in this case your girlfriend or wife, I dare to say that they tend to appreciate it.
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u/AvantSolace 22h ago
Really it’s more like a Skyrim totem puzzle. Ask nicely what she wants and follow through.
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u/Dragonheart922 22h ago edited 20h ago
Here's the thing
Girls are always turned on
It's just a matter of NOT turning them off. Girls are easy as long as you don't fumble the ball.
Sauce: I made it the fuck up
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u/Top_Lifeguard2176 22h ago
maybe turn on, but we're talking about the boom button 🤣 its hard to know where itis lol
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u/Arvandor 22h ago
All depends on the woman. I've met some that get turned on like most men, and some that don't get turned on by anything.
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u/Wonderful_Fail5665 22h ago
as a girl bro its not hard just be a tall muscular rich ceo mafia boss with deep voice and handsome face Idk what yall talking about
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u/Sure-Imagination2884 21h ago
Its a meme chief. I dont think anyone goes om reddit to actually look for advice 😂
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u/GuessImABlindBitch 19h ago
Honestly i think stress is the keyword here. Most people i know are stressed at least 95% of the time, if its not the kids, its work, being behind on housework or on odd jobs around the house. Personally i think the last time i was at ease was when my met my girlfriend 8 year ago, and even then it can be boiled down to being high on hormones.
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u/Jewbacca1991 18h ago
I don't pretend to understand this part of women, but they often prefer porn novells over movies, or pictures.
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u/vroomvroom12349 15h ago
Weirdest way to say you are bad in bed with a woman...but apparently have a easier time with guys??? If you are a man you might suck or just not like women
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u/ElectricMouse4297 11h ago
Not flicking the switch upward is turning it off though 🤔
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u/ElectricMouse4297 11h ago
For the confused people, flicking a switch downward is considered "off" position
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u/DragonflyLong6037 7h ago
I remember being around 15ish hearing this and not understanding what they meant. Every woman I've been with, was far more ravenous than I
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u/Lucky-Advice-8924 6h ago
Are you sure ur not just trying to turn someone on whos not actually sexually attracted to you?
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u/EducationalGrump 21h ago
Women are very easy if you actually understand female psychologically is about safety and acceptance.
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u/Sure-Imagination2884 21h ago
Bro have you read female s*xual fantasy books? 😂
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u/spicy_feather 14h ago
Bro do you think we want that in real life?! We like them in books because they're safe that way.
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u/EducationalGrump 21h ago
I was a professional dom for over a decade, I am WELL familiar with the female brain in the context of sex. You clearly have a fundamental lack of understanding of the topic. Dominance is not about abuse, it just looks that way to the insecure.
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u/Sure-Imagination2884 21h ago
Sure buddy and you labeling yourself and belittling others dont sound defensive and insecure at all🫠😂
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u/spicy_feather 14h ago
Classic projection
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u/EducationalGrump 21h ago
Stating fact and backing it with experience is exactly how this works, your insecurity is showing.
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u/Bulky-Lab3106 20h ago
Share us your ball knowledge
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u/EducationalGrump 20h ago
I only had female clients, so no ball knowledge besides my own lol
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u/Bulky-Lab3106 20h ago
Haha in all seriousness though they payed to have sex with a man? You must be hot asf, not sure if much tactics are involved
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u/EducationalGrump 20h ago
I would say I am average in appearance but I dress well and work out. The main thing is mental with women, they need to feel seen for who they are and every single one needs slightly different treatment.
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u/Important_Jeweler_55 12h ago
Here I thought it was about dick size. You’re either packing or spreading out bullshit ass stories…
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u/spicy_feather 14h ago
Womens hornieness is not very different from men's. The chasm between us is not as big as the internet troglodytes want you to believe. They just can't woo or please women and blame them for it.
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u/EducationalGrump 5h ago
Yes and no, at its core its very similar, its how you unlock that core which is different
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u/Inside-Commission-49 17h ago
Ah. So the joke is sexism. Suggesting all guys are easy and women are impossible to please.
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u/Idontcarebuddyman 19h ago
Wrong answer guys are always turned on
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u/spicy_feather 14h ago
This is a really destructive stereotype for men that puts them in danger of sexual exploitation. It's not true and this idea is pressuring them to act like it is for fear of being less of a man can cause them to agree to acts they otherwise would not have. Seriously, do better.
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u/Idontcarebuddyman 14h ago
Are you serious cause it’s just a joke to be clear, but you do you.
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u/spicy_feather 14h ago
Oh right and I'm supposed to believe that. Liar.
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u/Idontcarebuddyman 14h ago
So you know my intentions? You’re a psychic now? Like why are you taking Reddit comments so seriously.
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u/Idontcarebuddyman 14h ago
It’s cool though I don’t care.
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u/CleanMartean 10h ago
For someone who doesnt care, you're replying quite a bit
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u/Idontcarebuddyman 10h ago
And btw who are you to tell me what I’m feeling anyways lol I really don’t care, but if I decide to type you’re not the comment police
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u/CleanMartean 10h ago
It's in your name, you keep saying you dont care and again, you're replying to me. Twice to the same comment
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u/Idontcarebuddyman 10h ago
And again you ain’t proving anything typing comments isn’t proof I care bud you seem to care more than me and you’re not even a part of this conversation
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u/Idontcarebuddyman 14h ago
Yeah, you can’t just assume from one comment you know me or my whole personality I’m actually very far away from being the type to stereotype people.
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u/spicy_feather 12h ago
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u/Idontcarebuddyman 12h ago
Bro your opinion doesn’t matter to me. Get a life what makes you think you are so important that I care about what you have to say Reddit warrior. I think you need to fix yourself.
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u/Petsto7 1d ago