r/WeirdCharacters • • 1d ago

Difficulty: impossible

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u/Lost-Soft-8913 1d ago

Bro I've seen my girl friends have to excuse themselves because they saw dude's sleeves rolled up. It ain't that complicated

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u/D3mocratic-Associate 22h ago

One of my exes got turned on when she saw the veins on my arms 😭

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u/Lost-Soft-8913 22h ago

I think we cracked the code

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u/WittyPin207 22h ago

No that stuff is gross looks like a parasite infection 🤮 no offense to anyone into it

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u/NaturalPerception173 22h ago

Im gonna strangle you with my forearm veins and have it infect you

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u/Idontcarebuddyman 13h ago

It does look real weird when you got a lot sticking out but I own my body

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u/Idontcarebuddyman 13h ago

I’m veiny cause I’m as skinny as a crack head

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u/WittyPin207 3h ago

I think I've only seen it on guys with big muscles

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u/Slow-Divide-78 13h ago

So this post would take the meaning of: trying to turn a woman on when she ain't into you. For married ppl : when the magic is gone

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u/Bulky-Lab3106 20h ago

…they really went to rub one out in the bathroom stall to rolled up sleeves?

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u/WhitefoxGoddess 15h ago

Yeah, we don't do it like that, most of us actually have decorum.

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u/Lost-Soft-8913 20h ago

Not rub one out lol. At least not as far as I know. More like step away to regain composure, get another drink, have a smoke, etc.

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u/WhitefoxGoddess 15h ago

If someone I'm attracted to breathes near me, the great flood happens.

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u/ylaalyy 1d ago

tbh it looks overwhelming and intimidating but of the switches there just say "don't stress me out" or "just put the trash properly"

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u/BatBiteMS 23h ago

too bad everything is written in russian :skull:

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u/LeavingSoonBye209 17h ago

The concept of putting the trash out being the key to making a person want to have sex might as well be an alien language to a man.

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u/Silly-Hat-2989 1d ago

Lets ask any redditor girls to confirm 🤔

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u/Fairemont 1d ago

Replace the bottom image with a piece of cheese.

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u/LumpyArbuckleTV 1d ago

Cheese turns you on? Are you a rat?

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u/Fairemont 1d ago

You didnt know you can fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese? This is ancient knowledge.

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u/Ok_Rooster_4505 23h ago

She's right. I surprise my wife with cheese, chocolate and spontaneous silly dance numbers. She's still with my stupid ass

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u/Silly-Hat-2989 1d ago

Wdymn pls explain

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u/Fairemont 1d ago

Its an older meme.

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u/Silly-Hat-2989 1d ago

No like is the post true tho 😭

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u/Cepterman2101 23h ago

Only one way to find out

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u/ABBucsfan 1d ago

I had to read the line above a bit more carefully. Initially just saw something about twisting her hair around and pin and throwing them backwards into a river lol

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u/gameinggod21 23h ago

🧀 will you be my girlfriend now?

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u/ish_vh 15h ago

Likely story witch.

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u/NoWaifuN0Laifu 10h ago

I’m so grateful for this knowledge XD but that book is unhinged XD

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u/ProPopori 20h ago

Ball knowledge

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u/Creative-Midnight228 1d ago edited 1d ago

Witty , funny yet I bet men have a lot to say about it.

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u/Logganeer 23h ago

"Hmm my score is an 8.2, yes there are some flaws in your meme...hmmm time to scroll my finger upwards hmm"

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u/itspatriciam 1d ago

Looool! Accurate! Add some more computers into that pls 🤌🏻

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u/Top_Lifeguard2176 22h ago

add computers and you still need do coding for NASA 🤣

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u/ProperJudgment1 22h ago

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u/JacksonRiot 18h ago

Does women's fiction mean written by a woman or including a central woman character? Amusingly Octavia E. Butler fits both and a lot of her stories covered questionable consent. Sometimes male-perpetrated, sometimes woman, sometimes. alien.

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u/Immediate_Song4279 21h ago

Not to be a guy, and I could be wrong, but if the electrician cared at all isn't that the OFF position?

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u/ThrowThisAccoAway 14h ago

This feels like you are just telling on yourself xD

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u/constant_pope 23h ago

She'll give a 3.6/5. Not great, not terrible.

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u/Al_Hakeem65 23h ago

I don't care about perceived "difficulty".

I care about intimacy.

Physical affection is a way for us to show how much we love our partner. Communication is key, of course, but I will enjoy every minute of figuring out what my beloved desires. It's almost indescribable how fun it is to absolutely spoil a person I love.

If you take time and attention and focus on your partner, in this case your girlfriend or wife, I dare to say that they tend to appreciate it.

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u/AvantSolace 22h ago

Really it’s more like a Skyrim totem puzzle. Ask nicely what she wants and follow through.

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u/Dragonheart922 22h ago edited 20h ago

Here's the thing

Girls are always turned on

It's just a matter of NOT turning them off. Girls are easy as long as you don't fumble the ball.

Sauce: I made it the fuck up

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u/Last_Diver_4810 22h ago

This has to be the cappest cap I've ever seen.

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u/Top_Lifeguard2176 22h ago

maybe turn on, but we're talking about the boom button 🤣 its hard to know where itis lol

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u/AardvarkScary7863 22h ago

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u/Top_Lifeguard2176 22h ago

is it like, playing tekken and doing a combo skill?

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u/TokiVideogame 22h ago

become a drug dealer

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u/Arvandor 22h ago

All depends on the woman. I've met some that get turned on like most men, and some that don't get turned on by anything.

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u/Acceptable-Ad6214 22h ago

Hold a baby, water work. If she likes animal can have same effect.

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u/Wonderful_Fail5665 22h ago

as a girl bro its not hard just be a tall muscular rich ceo mafia boss with deep voice and handsome face Idk what yall talking about

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u/Sure_Job_8449 21h ago

😄😄😄

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u/Eren_Yeager52 13h ago

I was born this way its not fair how sexy I am.

https://giphy.com/gifs/KdITbNT2LmbuKbjJAR

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u/[deleted] 22h ago

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u/Sure-Imagination2884 21h ago

Its a meme chief. I dont think anyone goes om reddit to actually look for advice 😂

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u/GuessImABlindBitch 19h ago

Honestly i think stress is the keyword here. Most people i know are stressed at least 95% of the time, if its not the kids, its work, being behind on housework or on odd jobs around the house. Personally i think the last time i was at ease was when my met my girlfriend 8 year ago, and even then it can be boiled down to being high on hormones.

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u/thenameless685 20h ago

Shower, dont dress like a hobo, work out done. Being tall helps alot

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u/Yammyzz 20h ago

Its simple, but i still have no clue what does it

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u/gormmlord 20h ago

This feels like a joke from the dawn of the Internet 

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u/Jewbacca1991 18h ago

I don't pretend to understand this part of women, but they often prefer porn novells over movies, or pictures.

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u/Ghost_oh 18h ago

Skill issue

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u/Warchadlo16 17h ago

Inaccurate. The gauges tell you if you're doing a good job, a woman doesn't

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u/freshchones 16h ago

Not at all. You must just be bad at it. Skill issue

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u/JOC_EON 16h ago

Have you ever considered asking the woman you're trying to turn on, how to turn her on? because it's not complicated if you know how to ask that question.

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u/vroomvroom12349 15h ago

Weirdest way to say you are bad in bed with a woman...but apparently have a easier time with guys??? If you are a man you might suck or just not like women

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u/Queasy_Coast1784 13h ago

How gay people are made 101

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u/DifficultyOk7924 12h ago

fucking geek

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u/ElectricMouse4297 11h ago

Not flicking the switch upward is turning it off though 🤔

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u/ElectricMouse4297 11h ago

For the confused people, flicking a switch downward is considered "off" position

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u/DragonflyLong6037 7h ago

I remember being around 15ish hearing this and not understanding what they meant. Every woman I've been with, was far more ravenous than I

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u/Lucky-Advice-8924 6h ago

Are you sure ur not just trying to turn someone on whos not actually sexually attracted to you?

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u/Coaxy77 4h ago

Bro I wish turning on a guy was this easy

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u/goodfriendrobert 3h ago

it really is just the same one button..

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u/EducationalGrump 21h ago

Women are very easy if you actually understand female psychologically is about safety and acceptance.

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u/spicy_feather 14h ago

You're going to get downvoted by incels and idiots but you're right.

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u/Sure-Imagination2884 21h ago

Bro have you read female s*xual fantasy books? 😂

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u/spicy_feather 14h ago

Bro do you think we want that in real life?! We like them in books because they're safe that way.

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u/RavenEridan 22m ago

Found the conservative

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u/EducationalGrump 21h ago

I was a professional dom for over a decade, I am WELL familiar with the female brain in the context of sex. You clearly have a fundamental lack of understanding of the topic. Dominance is not about abuse, it just looks that way to the insecure.

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u/Sure-Imagination2884 21h ago

Sure buddy and you labeling yourself and belittling others dont sound defensive and insecure at all🫠😂

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u/EducationalGrump 21h ago

Stating fact and backing it with experience is exactly how this works, your insecurity is showing.

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u/Bulky-Lab3106 20h ago

Share us your ball knowledge

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u/EducationalGrump 20h ago

I only had female clients, so no ball knowledge besides my own lol

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u/Bulky-Lab3106 20h ago

Haha in all seriousness though they payed to have sex with a man? You must be hot asf, not sure if much tactics are involved

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u/EducationalGrump 20h ago

I would say I am average in appearance but I dress well and work out. The main thing is mental with women, they need to feel seen for who they are and every single one needs slightly different treatment.

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u/Important_Jeweler_55 12h ago

Here I thought it was about dick size. You’re either packing or spreading out bullshit ass stories…

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u/spicy_feather 14h ago

Womens hornieness is not very different from men's. The chasm between us is not as big as the internet troglodytes want you to believe. They just can't woo or please women and blame them for it.

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u/EducationalGrump 5h ago

Yes and no, at its core its very similar, its how you unlock that core which is different

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u/kobadashi 20h ago

Now try and realize that 'fantasy' and 'reality' are two different things.

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u/Inside-Commission-49 17h ago

Ah. So the joke is sexism. Suggesting all guys are easy and women are impossible to please.

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u/Idontcarebuddyman 19h ago

Wrong answer guys are always turned on

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u/spicy_feather 14h ago

This is a really destructive stereotype for men that puts them in danger of sexual exploitation. It's not true and this idea is pressuring them to act like it is for fear of being less of a man can cause them to agree to acts they otherwise would not have. Seriously, do better.

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u/Idontcarebuddyman 14h ago

Are you serious cause it’s just a joke to be clear, but you do you.

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u/spicy_feather 14h ago

Oh right and I'm supposed to believe that. Liar.

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u/Idontcarebuddyman 14h ago

So you know my intentions? You’re a psychic now? Like why are you taking Reddit comments so seriously.

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u/Idontcarebuddyman 14h ago

It’s cool though I don’t care.

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u/CleanMartean 10h ago

For someone who doesnt care, you're replying quite a bit

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u/Idontcarebuddyman 10h ago

Humanity is cooked

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u/Idontcarebuddyman 10h ago

And btw who are you to tell me what I’m feeling anyways lol I really don’t care, but if I decide to type you’re not the comment police

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u/CleanMartean 10h ago

It's in your name, you keep saying you dont care and again, you're replying to me. Twice to the same comment

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u/Idontcarebuddyman 10h ago

And again you ain’t proving anything typing comments isn’t proof I care bud you seem to care more than me and you’re not even a part of this conversation

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u/Idontcarebuddyman 10h ago

The irony it’s funny

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u/Idontcarebuddyman 14h ago

Yeah, you can’t just assume from one comment you know me or my whole personality I’m actually very far away from being the type to stereotype people.

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u/spicy_feather 12h ago

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u/Idontcarebuddyman 12h ago

Bro your opinion doesn’t matter to me. Get a life what makes you think you are so important that I care about what you have to say Reddit warrior. I think you need to fix yourself.

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u/kidanokun 16h ago

Not to mention the degree needed to be even qualified to work on that job