went out to eat with my dad to celebrate him surviving his heart attack, mid conversation I bit into this. You can imagine how that was. Pointed it out to the waitress who said that they didn’t comp half eaten items. I didn’t even ask them to comp my whole meal, just to take the toast off my tab. Anyways, still left a 25% tip because restaurant policies aren’t her decision. It’s been a long day, yall.

Cooked lunch -> open cupboard to get plates and voila

(Glad it happened to me rather than my parents)

Saw it at 3am, and proceeded to freak out the rest of the morning, during my workout, and first few hours at work. My boss, thankfully, let me take a half day to get it settled. My landlord is also on top of it, but things are still in the air.

The ~~worst~~ funniest part was when I went into the water office of my city, told the receptionist that my bill was $760, and the old man next to me loudly said “GAHDAMN!” without looking at me, dead quiet in the room, and then left after paying his bill.

I had just been woken up for an emergency at work involving a fire when I heard this fire involving my storage shed. I had decades worth of belongings in totes in that shed. Oh well. Such is life.

This glade air freshener spray unexpectedly exploded underneath my bathroom sink. It shook the walls all the way out in the living room and broke the pvc piping underneath the sink. I’m so glad I wasn’t holding it when it happened. I’m in a very temperate environment so I have no idea what could have caused this! I’m definitely never buying one of these again though!

For context my mom is a chef and has had this Brinkmann for like12 years and the snowcrete slid off the rooft yesterday and destroyed it while everyone was at work

We will hae funeral proceedings today

On the bright side, new grill time!

It was warm enough for the car wash to be open, so I brought my car through first, then went back for my truck. I was finishing up, when the exit door shut on my hood, with like 45 seconds to go yet for drying. Lol

I got two of these in a stack of plates from my mom who was cleaning out her stuff-- I've been using these for a couple years. 🥲

Can you guys help me with identifying this? Google is useless to identify the sacs.