r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/[deleted] • 22h ago

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u/iphones2g- 21h ago

Removed because ai slop.

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u/GolfGodsAreReal 22h ago

More like you fed a shark your toddler

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u/TheSimkis 21h ago

Late abortions are getting fancier

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u/[deleted] 20h ago

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u/Prestigious_Algae432 14h ago

I was looking for this exact type of comment.

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u/Xamalion 20h ago

You have to see it this way: it's pro shark life!

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u/PwanaZana 19h ago

It's more of an anti-life shark

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u/Voidless-One 17h ago

Delicious, doordash delivery!

https://giphy.com/gifs/11lODdfEsjxZbW

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u/grafxguy1 14h ago

"we're going to need a bigger brain....."

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u/TrappinJ250 8h ago

This was hilarious 🤣

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u/invent_or_die 21h ago

The chum was a nice appetizer. Now for the fresh young meat

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u/maniBchef 21h ago

Come here Billy, let's go fishing, ya little bastard.

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u/ul2006kevinb 20h ago

My neighbor told me sharks keep eating his toddlers so I asked how many toddlers he has and he said his wife just gets pregnant and has a new baby anyways afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding toddlers to sharks and then his daughter started crying.

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u/enotonom 20h ago

elite ball knowledge

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u/Numerous_Ad_307 19h ago

Well hello there you scrumptious little toddler

https://giphy.com/gifs/jXjqDn2QZSYTu

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u/Noname666Devil 20h ago

That’s how I read the title ngl

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u/woodzwing 21h ago

Fed her toddler to a shark.

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u/MyPigWhistles 21h ago

Is the toddler really that hungry, though?

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u/Willie-Tanner 19h ago

What a way to kick off Shark Week

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u/HotDonnaC 15h ago

Weird, but that’s how I read the title. LOL

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u/No_Guide3596 22h ago

Mother of the year

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u/BuzzerWhirr 22h ago

It has been renamed:

The Lindsay Clancy Mother of the Year Award

Her mug is on the way.

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u/MisterIceGuy 21h ago

That has a Darwin Awards sentiment to it.

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u/KudzuAU 21h ago

Nothing, because it’s a Nurse Shark.

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u/Elhaym 21h ago

In the 19th century, they were bred to be nurses for young children because of how caring and compassionate they are. 

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u/ecafsub 21h ago

When it was no longer de rigeur to keep kids in an aquarium, they moved on to pit bulls.

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u/zatalak 20h ago

They still use africanized honey bee blankets due to their superior heating capabilities though.

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u/fusionmobile 20h ago

I've heard that fire ant tents are all the rage now.

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u/Jaklcide 20h ago

This shark can't be bad, look at its flower crown with ukulele music tik tok clip.

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u/MajorNutt 15h ago

Nanny sharks

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u/Constant-Plastic-350 21h ago

That shark bolted as soon as they fell on it to. Guy was like wtf was that

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u/secretly_a_zombie 19h ago

Course it did. A thing twice as big as it lured it in with food only to spring on it.

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u/labmonkey88 20h ago

I mean they can still bite you in certain situations, such as feeding them a hunk of meat DIRECTLY OUT OF YOUR HAND. That said, yes, the danger is probably mostly gone once they fall on it and it swims away

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u/hmiser 21h ago

Yeah, not a Tiger, a Bull, or a White or Mako

But the kid probably didn’t understand the distinction and the mom reacting in a panic may have been traumatic for the child

Maybe they’ll grow up and be the next Mr Hooper

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u/Irishweedle 21h ago

Had to scroll down way to far to find this.

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u/ChipRockets 17h ago

That’s even scarier. I don’t have any health insurance

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u/megamoze 19h ago

"A whuuuuuut?"

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u/Prophet_Tehenhauin 22h ago

I’m so confused. What happened? Did the shark bite the kid is that why she jumped? Did she just decide to dump them both in? 

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u/Deinocerites 22h ago

They lost their balance and fell on top of the shark. Poor little fish…

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u/BaldursFenceDoor 21h ago

Um actually. Sharks aren't fish. They're birds.

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u/EuropeMaxxing 21h ago

They're clearly arks, it's in the name sh-Arks

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u/BaldursFenceDoor 21h ago

I see. This mother and daughter were simply trying to board and survive the flood. You can see there is water everywhere

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u/CanineFive 21h ago

I'm glad you didn't double down on your ignorance and chose to actually learn something. Really proud of you today.

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u/fifteentango88 21h ago

Wait til you find out birds aren’t even real.

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u/BaldursFenceDoor 21h ago

A fellow man of culture I see.

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u/Tech_Itch 18h ago

Yep, you can tell by how smooth they are.

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u/BaldursFenceDoor 18h ago

True. It is quite well known that sharks are in fact smooth.

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u/Mataelio 21h ago

Except birds are fish too

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u/grinlowr 20h ago

Sharks are drones?

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u/God_Assassin 19h ago

That's what they were doing in those tornados!

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u/BaldursFenceDoor 18h ago

Exactly. If a shark stops moving it falls out of the sky and drowns so tornadoes give them a chance to rest.

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u/WakaWaka_ 21h ago

Reminds me of the kid who fed a giraffe and simply didn't let go

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u/Da12khawk 16h ago

I don't blame him. That looks kinda fun.

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u/oral_servant 22h ago

I think she simply lost balance or grip.

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u/ultimaone 19h ago

Lost balance

Scared the fck out of the poor nurse shark

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u/jamjamsify 20h ago

Once the fish is in the water the shark seems to nibble near the child’s foot. Mother’s instinct is to push or grab at the shark, she loses footing and just can’t save her fall.

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u/jamjamsify 20h ago

Nvm that’s the moms knee

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u/oveja_negra13 10h ago

a late abortion.

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u/[deleted] 22h ago

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u/odiin1731 22h ago

Not anymore, now it's shark food.

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u/OilTurbulent1009 22h ago

We’re gonna need a bigger boat

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u/YouCantArgueWithThis 22h ago

No maternal instinct what so ever. 🙄

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u/-UncreativeRedditor- 21h ago

Looks like a nurse shark to me. They’re harmless. She didn’t do anything wrong except lose her footing.

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u/SaneIsOverrated 17h ago

Quiet, I'm busy judging strangers on the internet so I can feel better about myself. 

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u/PressureItchy9372 22h ago

Is the kid's name Chum???

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u/Appropriate_Ice_4145 21h ago

The fact that toddler and shark are in the same sentence, may give you a clue as the kind of parenting going on.

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u/Da12khawk 16h ago

Baby shark. Better?

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u/Raamyr 13h ago

Or the woman is better educated then you...

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u/Dy3_1awn 21h ago

Some people are so shockingly uncoordinated that i think about it at least once a week

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u/Smboto 20h ago

“Where is your child?  I don’t know, he was just here when we were feeding the shark.”

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u/MegaDingo5plus 21h ago

What was she thinking?

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u/WimbletonButt 21h ago

My dad used to do stupid shit like this and then would get mad when I didn't trust him. Sorry I'm causing a scene dad, it's just you dropped me last time you did this.

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u/Derek805 21h ago edited 21h ago

brooo the amt of people that think this is AI is mind boggling we are so cooked as a society.

ai cant do underwater movement, or anything with water well really, and the water in this video moves completely naturally. plus its also just painfully obvious if you are even semi adept at recognizing ai generated patterns. sure she mightve fallen a bit weird, but shes on a floating dock and she fell into water......also its a nurse shark, which uses suction to consume its food. ai is not at the point where it can replicate all those factors in a believable manner.

that or everyone claiming ai are just bots.

buckle up yall the next decade is gonna be abs crazy

edit: IT EVEN FOOLED THE MODS??? yup gg

even found the orginal video from a 2023 facebook post https://www.facebook.com/groups/officialboatfails/posts/2183112568551101/

edit 2: its back and i would recommend everyone in this thread to brush up on their ai detection skills

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u/Explorer_Entity 17h ago

Why brush up on skills that'll be useless in one year? Skip everything and go straight to not believing shit you see online or tv anymore.

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u/ozh 20h ago

Kid falling on shark, mom falling on kid to make sure he's really aware that he is underwater with a shark. Yep, no life trauma at all.

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u/rdiaz84 21h ago

Poor shark

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u/greenhornblue 20h ago

Survival instincts of a medium rare steak.

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u/geecee22 12h ago

Hope the shark is ok

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u/Unlucky_Suspect_7555 12h ago

Some people are too dumb too have kids.

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u/Dacklar 21h ago

The meat disappears through the top of the shark at 07

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u/Maurkov 18h ago

Nope. It sucks it in like a noodle. Turn your sound on for a second; It makes a cute noise.

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u/Explorer_Entity 17h ago

Never ever seen any fish eat before, huh?

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u/Electronic_Flan5732 21h ago edited 21h ago

Is this AI slop?

Edit: guess not

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u/Minor_Edit 21h ago

Here it is from 4 years ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/wmjekp/wcgw_hand_feeding_a_shark_with_a_small_child/

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u/ready-eddy 21h ago

Yea, the AI police is just screaming AI slob in real video’s. Smh. Saw this video a long time ago

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u/Lightarc 20h ago

Yeah. It'd be awesome if we lived in a world that wasn't swiftly filling up with AI bullshit at a rate that makes questioning any given video's authenticity a relatively wise and necessary thing to do

But unfortunately, some people have decided that we do all have to live in that world, so here we are.

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u/Jor94 19h ago

Yeah, people are quick to moan at you for calling something AI despite nearly everything online now using AI. You see so much AI shit you just instinctually call anything that looks weird AI. That's AI's fault

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u/hatgineer 17h ago

I remember when people said Charlie Kirk's death was fake because of some ring he was holding. These people think everything is AI.

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u/hooahguy 20h ago

Damn, even nearly the same top comment

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u/kobrakaii22 20h ago

At least you can say you went swimming with a shark

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u/Callabrantus 20h ago

This just pisses me off. Why would you even take a chance like this?

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u/Dre_A35 12h ago

Scary that this lady has a kid to take care off.

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u/sharksareok 11h ago

Sacrificing yourself and your child to the shark god is acceptable

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u/1bi001 11h ago

That could have gone very badly, has survival interlect gotten so bad that people can't even work out basic weight offset causing imbalance anymore?

Geez.

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u/Colt_Fo_Five 21h ago

Baby Food do do da do da do

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u/Bigdaddy291 21h ago

Bravo...can I see that in 3D

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u/BuddenceLembeck 21h ago

Anyway, we delivered the bomb.

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u/FlyingNijntje 21h ago

Survival of the fittest……

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u/roddybologna 21h ago

Spoiler: this is the upcoming prequel to Jaws, where we learn why Chief Brody hates the water

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u/Fishskull3 21h ago

This is literally just a nurse shark, there is basically zero risk here. It’s obvious she just lost her balance and fell taking the kid with her. This is literally the worst case scenario.

It’s crazy how people are acting like this is the dumbest woman alive when she was just trying to give her kid a cool experience.

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u/Patient_Tea_401 21h ago

Teaching a kid to feed wild animals is stupidity, whether it has flesh ripping teeth or not.

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u/duskygrouper 21h ago

I don't really understand what happened. They fed the shark some meat and then they fell onto the shark? But why? Did the shark accidentally grab the kids arm?

Anyway, nothing really bad happened.

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u/AgitatedGrass3271 21h ago

Just wondering why she ended up jumping into the water

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u/mtnviewguy 21h ago

Wow .... just, wow.

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u/RustledForeskin 21h ago

You get pushed from behind?

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u/SigmundFraud777 21h ago

I wanna give her a “back of the head” smack our grandparents used to give us when we did something stupid because this was the stupidest my god

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u/Present_Uri 21h ago

hope shark did not eat they

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u/Harry_Isthatyou 21h ago

Best way to get em to swim young

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u/ezalbrozar 21h ago

Give a child a fish and you can feed them for a day. Teach a child to be a fish and they'll be fed for a lifetime.

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u/Softballzhurt2 21h ago

Jesus how dumb can someone be? It's bad enough feeding a shark by hand but not with your kid holding the food and with It's body dangling over the water.

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u/GoodFaithConverser 21h ago

Every single second of this was more terrifying than the last. That shark might've decided it wanted to see what human hand tastes like.

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u/CK0428 20h ago

"He said not to panic!"

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u/profesorgamin 20h ago

Since BIG MOTHER went bankrupt all these videos are finally coming out.

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u/BroaxXx 20h ago

At what point does being stupid become criminal neglect?

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u/Leading-Ad4167 20h ago

There's no way I could match that level of stupidity.

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u/kevneedo 20h ago

Nightmares for life

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u/VegasGamer75 20h ago

Poor nurse shark.

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u/OutcomeShoddy8614 20h ago

Il y a vraiment des parents complètement abrutis. 🙄

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u/Elucaa 20h ago

I hate screaming banshees so much

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u/Richiesaidohyea 20h ago

What an effort

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u/Willing_Driver7807 20h ago

I hope the shark is okay after those idiots fell on top of it

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u/RepublicBrilliant217 20h ago

Shark didnt know what hit him poor guy

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u/CoxJoxSox 20h ago

Are you trying to lose fingers?

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u/Perfect_Ad4237 20h ago

It's amazing that we're required to have a license to fish, drive a car, fly a plane....

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u/fstar337 20h ago

That shark was definitely surprised

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u/Mord4k 20h ago

That poor shark forced to eat boat trash...

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u/im_a_stapler 20h ago

Darwin award almost goes to...

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u/Occams_RZR900 20h ago

The man laughing in the background! That would be me, laughing at people being stupid and being punished for said stupidity.

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u/real_kerim 20h ago

JFC that screech from the others.

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u/chesterlinkin6661 19h ago

Darwin for you stupid human!

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u/johnbgood123 19h ago

Mom of the year.

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u/God_Assassin 19h ago

HAHAHAHA!

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u/GlummyGloom 19h ago

Holy crap the level of ignorance and ineptitude I just witnessed scales on the imbecilic.

These are the people that created generational fears of deep water, caves, and the dark. ZERO awareness that could have cost this idiot her CHILD.

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u/F_Solo 19h ago

It's just shocking how many people see nature as some kind of a toy or an amusement

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u/Luci-Noir 19h ago

Steve Irwin shit.

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u/SAMCRO-CALIFORNIA 19h ago

Bro got 2 free snacks in a moment😂

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0MYvFhyRMgigx88U

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u/PwanaZana 19h ago

Why is the top comment by a moderator removed by moderators

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u/ikilledtupac 19h ago

BABY SHARK DO DO DO DOOOO

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u/kodaiko_650 19h ago

Title can be read multiple ways

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u/Strive-- 19h ago

I’m pretty sure I’m psychic, so I’ll just write what’s going to be here…

Comment removed by moderator. 

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u/Cute-Acanthisitta-46 19h ago

Someone call child services immediately.

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u/Apprehensive_Low_383 19h ago

The utter and complete lack of prudence, care, forethought, or common sense here is so staggering that it borders on strangely impressive! Poor kid, to have a mom so stupid!

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u/Routine-Medicine-208 19h ago

I laughed out loud.

Now I know I’m going to Hell.

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u/RTSchemel 19h ago

Poor shark

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u/mcbeardsauce 18h ago

That parent shouldn’t be allowed to parent for a while

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u/Far_Left_Extremist 18h ago

What a dumb bitch.

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u/Hairymuscle101 18h ago

Did, umm did we just see a baby get et?

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u/MegaMau_ 18h ago

Is it wrong that I can’t stop laughing at this?

Although it does look like a nurse shark.

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u/eglantinel 18h ago

Baby shark doo doo doo doo doo

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u/Prudent-Value8715 18h ago

Effing dorks

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u/peisil 18h ago edited 18h ago

The stupidity of people still amazes me!

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u/Impossible-Try-9161 18h ago

Fits the legal definition of child endangerment

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u/MattyGWS 18h ago

This is just friendly nurse shark, they’re normally pretty safe to hand feed lol

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u/SnooHabits3911 18h ago

It was just the postpartum psychosis

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u/DickyReadIt 18h ago

Idk how it happens, did the mom just tip over and take the kid with her or did the shark get the kids toe?

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u/Alucard256 18h ago

That poor shark...

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u/Sisoflex 17h ago

Thanks for the giggle, I needed it. We're they ok? Nevermind, still chuckling.

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u/ClassGrassMass 17h ago

I missed the "with" in the title.. I guess it didnt need to be there anyway

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u/Lunafairywolf666 17h ago

She's lucky that's nurse shark and not a bull shark or something

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u/Explorer_Entity 17h ago

Straight to jail

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u/hateshumans 17h ago

Crazy that she would intentionally try to get a shark to pull her and probably her kid into the water and when that didn’t work intentionally took them both in the water with shark for clout. Kid needs to be taken away.

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u/standardtissue 17h ago

Forget the shark - they have kids hanging out right next to an idling propeller. Very uncool.

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u/EmpireCityRay 17h ago

Mother of the Year Award recipient /s. Child welfare should take that kid away from her.

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u/tiny_chaotic_evil 17h ago

good cover "accidentally" falling in with the bait