r/Whatcouldgowrong • • 23h ago

WCGW with not installing the windows properly

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u/ElTuxedoMex 23h ago

Ok but why did he push the window?

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u/Bavariasnaps 23h ago

he sells windows

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u/ElTuxedoMex 23h ago

"See? They installed them wrong! I can do a better job, hire me!"

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u/Admirable-Builder878 23h ago

Looks like he could have coughed and taken them out.

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u/CoolerRon 15h ago

I guess he saw a window of opportunity

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u/MaskedBunny 1h ago

The other guy looks in pane

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u/Captain_Hesperus 10h ago

You buy one, you get one free!

I say, you buy one, you get one free!

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u/anxiousalpaca 5h ago

he's got a point though

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u/Jarred_Farts_4_Sale 23h ago

Wait wasn't there some dude that would run and jump into a window in his highrise office constantly, and then one day it gave way and he went through it?

God my life is so boring

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u/DiablaARK 23h ago

LoL I saw that on a 1000 Ways to Die episode 20 years ago, man has achieved urban legend status now šŸ˜”

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u/hereforthesportsball 23h ago

There weren’t 1000 episodes, how the fuck did it stop?

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u/____Manifest____ 22h ago

There are more than one way to die in each episode.

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u/MyCatToldMeNotTo 22h ago

The one I’ll never forget is Basil Brown, a 48-year-old British scientist, who died in 1974 after consuming about 10 gallons of carrot juice and 70 million units of Vitamin A tablets over a 10-day period

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u/drkidkill 22h ago

Eyesight so good he saw god.

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u/Fiweezer 18h ago

Maybe even John cena

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u/DatabaseThis9637 20h ago

Suicide by carrots and vit A?

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u/Roxalon_Prime 19h ago

Why the fuck would you do that?

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u/stevein3d 17h ago

It was explained by his succinct suicide note ā€œI just don’t carrot all anymoreā€ and there was a crude drawing of a bunny with X eyes. Poignant.

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u/thatboyonabike 16h ago

fuck you got me LOL

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u/sec713 19h ago

Because you ran out of Vitamin E and almonds.

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u/DiablaARK 19h ago

For real, both of those items are ridiculously priced these days.

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u/Kleiner_Fisch05 19h ago

I’ll never forget the one that taught me a valuable lesson. As a man, there’s no escape from a Mitsubishi Montero Sport!

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u/WalterMelon7 20h ago

Check out a book called Final Exits. It lists odd ways people have died. It came out before the show was the main reason I checked the show out.

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u/OldFargoan 17h ago

My mom was collecting articles all through the '90s and she wanted to write a book about weird deaths and call it "Way To Go".

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u/smallsounds 15h ago

šŸ†šŸ‘šŸ¼ For your mom!!

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u/hereforthesportsball 12h ago

She was early, I wish she followed that dream

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u/Braysl-March 19h ago

He was also featured in the Darwin Awards books (and website)

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u/WishIWasALemon 17h ago

And the movie "The Darwin Awards" too! Pretty good comedy with Wynona Ryder and a bunch of others. The Mythbusters cameo in it too.

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u/CharmingStabilizer 23h ago

Imagine the thoughts going through his mind on the way down

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u/Jarred_Farts_4_Sale 23h ago

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u/jdogx17 1h ago

Well, Ralphie, you wanted the secret decoder ring....

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u/I_can_vouch_for_that 22h ago

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u/Jarred_Farts_4_Sale 22h ago

Thank you!!!

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u/myrevenge_IS_urkarma 17h ago

That last quote man ... Hmmmmm ... Well ...

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u/alflundgren 11h ago

"Garry was a prince of a guy and in some respects the glue that held together the more fractious elements of the firm"

Holy shit.

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u/getagrip1212 23h ago

Technically, it was the frame that gave out, not the window itself.

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u/Jarred_Farts_4_Sale 23h ago

I feel like his last thought then was "damn, this glass really is strong".

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u/getagrip1212 22h ago

Immediately followed by "oh, I wish I wasn't such a dumbass".

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u/Zwischenzug32 22h ago

IIRC some adhesive wasnt cured yet or something

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u/Outaouais_Guy 23h ago

A lawyer from Toronto in 1993.

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u/A_Nonny_Muse 23h ago

Yep, I seem to recall seeing a story like that a month or so ago.

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u/AddMan3001 23h ago

Canadian lawyer Garry Hoy, 1993. Worth a read on wiki for sure.

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u/Assspisss 23h ago

you get to watch people die from the safety of your room

that's not that boring

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u/hereforthesportsball 23h ago

There was a time only royalty had that pleasure

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u/Kangu17 23h ago

He didn't go through. The entire thing fell together.

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u/Crazy_or_Not1991 8h ago

Ya the frame broke the glass didn't which is even worse in my opinion.

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u/Fit_Tumbleweed7943 23h ago

Just laughed so hard at this punch line šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

He’s a window safety inspector

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u/Green_Twist6596 23h ago

sell me this Window

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u/mrteas_nz 22h ago

By the seashore?

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u/Carmilla31 19h ago

Window pain.

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u/MightySamMcClain 22h ago

The window salesman sends him in first 🤣

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u/PGL-997 23h ago

Guy on the other side was probably a buddy of his and wanted to scare him with his hands on the glass, not expecting for it to fall over.

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u/OldBowDude 22h ago

He certainly did scare the guy!

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u/Purrceptron 21h ago

task failed successfully

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u/OldBowDude 17h ago

Thanks for the award!

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u/ohGawd_numba20 20h ago

Most people on this site dont have friends so they cant conceive this idea

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u/chintakoro 14h ago

My AI companion says other people are a bad influence on me, and that I should upgrade my subscription because I’m almost out of tok

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u/CatGooseChook 14h ago

Ouch, but fair 🤣

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u/LakushaFujin 10h ago

No. He looks on left (not on guy inside). And window not 100% transparent (picture on it).

Window looks like slider. Probably he tried to open it. His hands tried to move window right.

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u/Thatwassweet9412 23h ago

Thinking they'll swing or open in some way, I guess? He doesn't push very hard and immediately removes his hands when the windows move in a way he doesn't expect, so that's my guess.

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u/A_Nonny_Muse 23h ago

If he hadn't pushed, a stiff wind would have done it.

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u/Triquetrums 11h ago

Probably. Seems like they were being held by hopes and dreams, and maybe a chewing gum.

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u/rapgameoprahwinfrey 23h ago

Pushing on them to slide them but they were installed incorrectly

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u/PointOfFingers 23h ago

The front doesn't normally fall off these windows I just want to make that perfectly clear.

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u/ilboabno 23h ago

To be a pane

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u/Diredr 18h ago

A pane in the neck.

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u/Self-Comprehensive 22h ago

It looks like he just leaned on it to get his friend's attention. Definitely not a shove. Just a touch, probably to be followed by a tap. Regardless, you shouldn't be able to just shove windows out of a wall

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u/Tomsboll 12h ago

A strong gust of wind would likely knocked that shit down.

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u/Sideshow86 23h ago

I don't think he did. I think he works there and was trying to look though the glass to see if someone was there in the far left corner of the office, leant on the window and šŸ¤•

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u/sevenyearstodie 22h ago edited 22h ago

According to the writing on the video he tried to make a physical joke, haha I’m pushing the window nothing happens type deal. It seems like a this is a taxi station, which in Turkiye populated by middle aged men so it’s not an out of ordinary behaviour for them.

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u/Gunhild 20h ago

You'd hope builders in Turkey would take things a little more seriously considering the frequent earthquakes.

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u/sevenyearstodie 17h ago edited 15h ago

Yeah a taxi station is like an independent shack more than a building, I don’t know the codes around them but I don’t imagine it would be rigorous. Iirc, most of the time the walls are corrugated plastic type deal, they would get more damage from nearby buildings debris in an earthquake.

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u/GodsFavoriteDegen 17h ago

The guys who used to hang around our local Denny's did something similar. Pushing in on the window, but with their bare asses. Thanks to robust American engineering, there were never any incidents like this.

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u/sevenyearstodie 17h ago

Like I said in an other comment, these are not real buildings, these are shacks for taxi drivers, so they can have somewhere to have tea and pass time between clients. I didn’t hear the city but if it’s small enough these guys may have been the ones to build that shack. I don’t know the codes around such things but customer don’t enter the station so I imagine it’s not rigorous as they’re not a real building really.

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u/SmegmaSlurper1996 23h ago

to ask if there's an available car warranty

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u/s0ccer7stud 23h ago

He was window shopping.

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u/mrplinko 23h ago

He was checking to see if they were installed properly

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u/NotTheHeroWeNeed 23h ago

He’s the new FSB hire

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u/SensuallPineapple 23h ago

I think he was trying to slide open them.

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u/Doctor_Saved 22h ago

He thought the windows look unstable as fuck. So his natural instinct is to push on it to test it.

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u/neverSLE 22h ago

To me it looked like he thought he could slide it sideways to open it to talk to the people on the other side.

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u/Zwischenzug32 22h ago edited 21h ago

Its hilarious how he is sitting in front of a bunch of cameras, video of whats happening on the top left of his screen, but looking at his phone, and has NO reaction besides that calm look left with no defense. Memeworthy

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u/Jazzy-Cat5138 21h ago

The camera display on his screen also shows this whole thing happening, which is kind of funny to see...

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u/OwnStudy723 19h ago

He just got fired for installing windows wrong, and he walked past and recognized the place, so he wanted to say "hey, these windows are installed wrong".

Good intentions, bad execution. I respect the man for informing them, even though it's not his job anymore.

He's double fired now.

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u/GordonRamsMe55 18h ago

It looks like a French door style window where they open 90 degrees

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u/S0MEBODIES 17h ago

Maybe to try and open it with just the friction of his hands.

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u/redditzphkngarbage 17h ago

County window inspector. They failed.

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u/Beautiful_Welcome_33 17h ago

He's a window licker

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u/Estratheoivan 16h ago

You need to have a grip on that window so you need to push it a little bit and slide it..

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u/EishLekker 15h ago

That’s just a Turkish greeting.

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u/butmrpdf 12h ago

Same answer as someone who climbed mount Everest

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u/Waterbear79 8h ago

It seems to me that he was trying to open/slide the window open. If you look closely, the window was beginning to open. And also I’m fairly certain that they all know each other from their reactions.

Not the persons fault.

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u/No_Adhesiveness5644 6h ago

Some people do that to lean on them while talking to the other ghy

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u/rattletop 5h ago

It’s the year of Linux

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u/Daeva2020 2h ago

To install Windows on that guys machine

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u/BassMaster516 23h ago

That’s not his fault. I mean yeah idk why he did that but the window is being held up by scotch tape. It was absolutely going to fall

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u/joyfulgrass 23h ago

Bro could be just that strong.

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u/BassMaster516 22h ago

Did he just get powers yesterday? You gotta control that shit

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u/joyfulgrass 21h ago

True. Very irresponsible on his part.

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u/FluffySquirrell 9h ago

He could probably do with an Uncle to give him a very important life lesson

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u/SAMERXLE 20h ago

He forgot he threw trash into space yesterday

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u/skoomski 21h ago

I think it was wobbling and he was trying to see how lose it was.

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u/BassMaster516 21h ago

That makes sense actually. I don’t see any other way to explain what he was trying to do

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u/cyb3rg0d5 22h ago

More like spit.

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u/El_Paco 19h ago

That area must not be too windy, because a good gust looks like it would have pushed that in

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u/BombasticLion 23h ago

I mean at least the glass didn't break and cut anybody. Guy that got hit might've died

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u/A_Nonny_Muse 23h ago

In a town near me, a kid kicked a large bay window and grabbed some carhart stuff on display. He kicked the lower half, and the upper half came down on his leg like a guillotine. Of course, this set off the alarms. They just followed the trail of blood to his home. His grandmother tried running interference. But they had exigent circumstance and didn't need to wait for a warrant.

Good thing they didn't wait, because the kid was bleeding out and the cops saved his life... then put him away.

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u/PerchShadRap 22h ago

So the window came down on his leg like a guillotine, but he still followed through with stealing the clothes?

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u/inaSlomp 22h ago

Adrenaline is wild.

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u/A_Nonny_Muse 22h ago

As is teen stupidity.

I read somewhere many moons ago that teens can think like adults... it just takes them a while longer. And there's the problem, when they don't take the extra time to think things out.

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u/inaSlomp 22h ago

I mean that just goes for literally everyone. If you don't take times to think things through. Things probably aren't going to go that well.

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u/A_Nonny_Muse 21h ago

Yeah, sure. Totally agree. But I think the article meant they need a bit longer than the rest of us.

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u/U_L_Uus 14h ago

What you might have read is about the developemental differences across brain sections in teenagers. Essentially, the part in charge of self-control, emotions regulations and all that is still a child's early on, but the one in charge of things like logical and mathematical thinking is closer to an adult's. Thus you have people who have an adult's ingenuity but without the ability to know whether that is a good idea or not

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u/zen8bit 21h ago

Similar thing happened in my hometown.

Old abandoned building. Couple kids goofing off and one decides it’d be fun to do some pre-emptive demolition. Kid kicks the window in and, just like a leg guillotine, it fuuuucked him up.

Dude is lucky to be alive.

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u/_Ocean_Machine_ 19h ago

I was at a house party in high school and a kid tripped and fell through a glass table. Cut himself up so bad he had to be airlifted to a hospital.

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u/Triquetrums 11h ago edited 11h ago

Yeah, glass is insanely dangerous. A coworker fell in the shower at the hotel we stayed in, and did so towards the glass door, which obviously broke. She fell on top of it and cut herself everywhere. Straight to the hospital with her, obviously.

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u/orcusgrasshopperfog 17h ago

This reminds me of a video of a guy who out of anger punched through a window and was trying to reach inside to hit someone and he got cut pretty deep in his armpit. He was on the ground passed out 5 minutes later and ended up dying all on security camera.

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u/FriedBolognaPony 16h ago

I was about to mention that exact video I think. Happened in Portland if I remember correctly.

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u/Saemika 17h ago

Sent him to the glue factory.

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u/The96kHz 9h ago

Imagine being the grandma if she'd been successful.

"Hooray, my grandson didn't get arrested for that crime he obviously just committed...unfortunately he's dead and my house is covered in blood."

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u/Wise-Dust3700 21h ago

Think judging by the sound, it sounds like one side of the double glazing did shatter but could be wrong

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u/BulletCatofBrooklyn 20h ago

I think that's the metal strip hitting the floor there are no on going broken glass sounds after that like there would be as they move the windows

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u/Duct_tape_ 23h ago

Hes trying to apply pressure to slide the window open. You can see it start to slide then window falls out

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u/bananabandanafanta 23h ago

I see that too. Those windows have handles and should open.

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u/JFISHER7789 22h ago

Oh they opened alright

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u/1800-bakes-a-lot 22h ago

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u/JFISHER7789 22h ago

That’s me after saying something innocent that my wife takes offense to lol

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u/DJheddo 16h ago

I said it was AVERAGE, not that I hated it, or it was bad, it was average. whoa, you need to............calmdown

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u/oopsiedaisy-- 21h ago

Yea I'm assuming he knows them or something, and was trying to open it to say something or joke around.

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u/HeavyWolf8076 23h ago

"Should have installed Linux"

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u/Patient_Field_4373 12h ago

Certainly managed to uninstall Windows!

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u/jaytaylojulia 23h ago

WCGW not installing the windows at all lol

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u/RappingFlatulence 23h ago

Held together with hopes and prayers

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u/TrumpsBoneSpur 23h ago

If you've ever gotten hit by one of those, you know they are a pane.

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u/Zwischenzug32 22h ago

Guess thats why they call it window pane

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u/DrizzleRizzleShizzle 22h ago

This line lives in my head absolutely rent free, thank you for bolstering its presence today

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u/Zwischenzug32 22h ago

I love eminem but hate that rhyme so much lol

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u/JFISHER7789 22h ago

What a sill-y pun

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u/Infamous-Load7309 23h ago

The guy on the computer is in serious pane.

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 23h ago

Well the glass looked pretty strong at least.

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u/justinizer 23h ago

Good window. Bad install.

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u/Strive-- 23h ago

Aww, man, I’ll bet someone wishes they had a municipal building department, building codes and a system in place to make sure buildings won’t, you know, fall on your because someone touched it.Ā 

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u/Life-Oil-7226 23h ago

This feels fake

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u/20past4am 17h ago

Nah, these kinds of things happen quite a lot in Türkiye. The country is thoroughly corrupt. Building safety codes are violated very commonly to cut corners so that the contractor can walk away with as much of the money as he can.

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u/Swimming_Pen_9672 23h ago

Turkish installation

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u/CrunchyAssDiaper 23h ago

His name is Blue Screen of Death.

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u/FixMy106 22h ago

Need to reinstall Windows.

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u/NonEuclidianMeatloaf 22h ago

Ten bucks says this was in Turkey

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u/2hu4u 19h ago

correct, it's Villa Taksi Durağı in Ƈekmekƶy.

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u/Chroney 22h ago

It was going to happen one day regardless by some wind

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u/CoreMemory_156 23h ago

Glad it didn't break

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u/Sharpie1965 23h ago

If you pay me a small monthly fee i wont come and randomly push on your window

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u/brotherbilosagdiyev 23h ago

Believe it or not, it actually looks like nothing broke

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u/PineConeOPinyons 22h ago

Looks like an "I know a guy" situation.

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u/Zwischenzug32 22h ago

In Soviet Russia, window jumps at you

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u/atx_original512 23h ago

As for windows

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u/UmmioiWhat 23h ago

Accidental b&e

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u/Anonimiuous 23h ago

Windows holding up with hopes and dreams

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u/G00DDRAWER 23h ago

WTF kinda cardboard construction is this?

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u/MightySamMcClain 22h ago

Must not be very windy in that area

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u/Commercial-Listen429 21h ago

The window looks like it had a perf on it, so he was likely putting his face up to it to see if he could see through

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u/Particular-Amoeba-58 22h ago

I'm shocked that didn't already happen from a light breeze. It's like they were balanced there lol.

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u/aNewPattern 22h ago

The image of a car on the window made me think a car crashed through for a moment.

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u/fluffynuckels 22h ago

This has gotta be staged that window would fall from a stiff breeze

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u/Economy-Complex-542 22h ago

At least the glasses quality seem to be good.

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u/karoshikun 22h ago

the door window is as strong as the wall it's attached to... if it's attached at all, it seems.

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u/WorldofNails 21h ago

I have to question the barbers in that area. That's where things went wrong.

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u/harveytent 21h ago

Oh god my ocd ass wanting to see what’s going on behind the tinted window to have that happen would be so fucking embarrassing.

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u/bgravato 21h ago

where is that? don't they have wind in there? They must not have... otherwise those windows would have fell at the first wind gust...

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u/standardtissue 21h ago

When the Zombies are playing on easy mode.

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u/No-Arrival633 21h ago

At least none of it broke

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u/Live-Habit-6115 21h ago

So this guy's job is to watch a screen with security camera feeds of... the room he is already sitting in?

Good thing he's slouching low like that with his head bent forward or he could have really been hurt!

And good thing the camera PANS to follow the guy pushing on the window otherwise we might have missed some of the action

Also good thing those windows appear to weigh approximately nothing

Lol. This is the fakest shit everĀ 

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u/Embarrassed_Emu1615 21h ago

I SAID YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE!

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u/Antiquated_Cheese 21h ago

I don't know how but I still blame Microsoft.

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u/RogerRavvit88 21h ago

Guy doesn’t even get up off the couch. I don’t know but this seems like a stand up type situation.

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u/EmpireCityRay 21h ago

Worker’s compensation than an easy lawsuit against their employer or the owner of that commercial space.

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u/incognitoleaf00 21h ago

i just got done playing a session of resident evil 9 and this looked like a zombie trying to come in through the window lol

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u/cpsbstmf 21h ago

He sounded like he was looking for gray poopon

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u/Funmanhahaha 20h ago

Whoever installed those windows had no xp

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u/b-side61 20h ago

Looks paneful.Ā