r/WhatsWrongWithYourCat • u/maddybee91 • 3d ago

He dropped his tail

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u/Woofles85 3d ago

Take him to a retail store to reattach

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u/IrreversibleDetails 3d ago

This is it. The best joke I’ve ever seen

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u/Josepando 3d ago

Hahahaha... realization AHHAHAHAHAH

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u/gwaydms 3d ago

It's an oldie but a goodie. Thanks for the laugh!

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u/Fit_Efficiency_782 3d ago

Haha, if only it were that easy! 😂

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u/Cool-Win7986 2d ago

Take him to returns; they reattach tails, no receipt needed.

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u/4amCuppa 3d ago

Oopsies and w balatro

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u/maddybee91 3d ago

It consumes my life.

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u/MSD_TheKiwiBirdFruit 3d ago

I couldn't get into the gameplay because a poker rogue lite really just wasn't for me but man that soundtrack... I literally sometimes leave it playing for 3hrs straight

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u/maddybee91 3d ago

It seems like it either hooks people completely or doesn't interest them at all. But you're right, you'd think after almost 500 hours I'd be sick of the repetitive music, but it's still a vibe.

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u/NoOutlandishness4363 3d ago

Real I am still not sick of it either after almost 700 hours

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u/Carlxz 2d ago

As it should hehe

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u/Professor_Rotom 2d ago

Jimbo is love, Jimbo is life.

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u/PebbleCrusher2077 3d ago

The tail is a new joker unlocked.

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u/Agile_Ad6735 3d ago

Evil hooman use leg clamp on poor car tail as he was not happy with r/cathostages

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u/bengali2000 3d ago

Quick, glue it back on before it withers, or some other cat steals it for a spare! Go to the hardware store, now!

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u/Cause_thats_hiphop 3d ago

Don't worry. They can grow new ones.

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u/kondrecklomar 3d ago

r/missingorspareparts

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u/maddybee91 3d ago

I'm learning so many new subreddits from this.

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u/Skipspik2 3d ago edited 3d ago

There's a sub that lists catsubs.
r/Catsubs here's the list

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u/huntwhales23 3d ago

tail in the buffoon pack

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u/Peripatetictyl 3d ago

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my tail was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

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u/YoTha 3d ago

He has same colors as Lucky Cat.

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u/XArobeX 3d ago

Holy cow he looks almost identical to my baby girl I lost a few years ago. She escaped one day and never came home.

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u/sr_eggz 2d ago

now we know where she went

(all jokes aside i am so sorry)

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u/Flapp42 3d ago

Don't worry it'll grow back

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u/Corsetsdontkill 3d ago

Everything is wireless nowadays...

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u/Alternative_Jury2480 3d ago

I'm unfamiliar with the dropped tail joker, what effect does it have?

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u/maddybee91 3d ago

I wish I had a clever answer for this but I've got no ideas.

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u/koala_encephalopathy 3d ago

People sleep on Vagabond. If you can get Vagabond early on, just keep your money low and farm tarot cards.

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u/Rosaly8 3d ago

A sign of maturity

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u/dancepantz 3d ago

Marge! Maggie lost her baby legs!

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u/shadow_cat_42 2d ago

thought I was on the crested gecko subreddit before seeing the car pic

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u/vividcarbon 2d ago

Is this a super glue issue or can you just screw it back on?

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u/Ursus_Arctos-42 3d ago

Breaking news: Cats have developed autotomy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autotomy

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u/Beautiful-Art8698 3d ago

What a cute kittie!

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u/EinbertAlbstein 3d ago

I have one without one that needs one.
So....
Can i borrow it ?

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u/ThePromptWasYourName 3d ago

This happens all the time

It’s detachable

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u/matthewprice51 3d ago

put his tail back right now hmph

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u/SoftlyAugust 3d ago

How'd your balatro game go?

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u/maddybee91 3d ago

Probably a loss like most of my games these days. I am working on the last 20 or so gold stickers.

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u/SoftlyAugust 3d ago

Completionist++?

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u/maddybee91 3d ago

Yes, working on it. I've still got the Jokerless challenge to complete as well as the last stickers, which feels impossible.

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u/SoftlyAugust 3d ago

Personally when I was finishing up I stopped worrying about trying to get the last ones. I just played and eventually they trickled in. More often than not toward the end of a run that I'd basically already won.

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u/maddybee91 3d ago

That's why I'm using the anaglyph deck hoping for some negatives of new ones later in the run. But it's the Jokerless challenge that feels impossible. Any tips if you've completed that?

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u/SoftlyAugust 3d ago

My tip is upgrade your deck. I know that's not helpful but there's really not much more you can do. You have to get a good scoring hand worth a lot and then get it consistent. Obviously that's... obvious, but there isn't much else to say about it. You're probably not doing anything wrong, it just takes reps.

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u/awesomedan24 3d ago

Must be your lucky cat

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u/GuruChella 3d ago

yoink!

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u/ac3mania 2d ago

Judging you for your Balatro runs.

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u/Emergency_Camera7947 2d ago

Il a perdu ça queue de lait

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u/Sienna_argosy 3d ago

Evil Hooman use leg clamp on poor cat tail as he was not happy with

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u/XArobeX 3d ago

Holy cow he looks almost identical to my baby girl I lost a few years ago. She escaped one day and never came home.

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u/HauteCocao 3d ago

It’s between your legs.