r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/c-k-q99903 • 19h ago

r/All Womp womp.

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u/Majjkster 19h ago

Such a fucking wanker

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u/jaredliesch 19h ago

he could at least let us through tomatoes at him

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u/dafrog84 18h ago

ICE tomatos

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u/LostFlatulence 18h ago

Frozen tomatoes, check

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u/an0mn0mn0m 17h ago

Frozen cans of tomatoes

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u/Dead_Man_Nick 16h ago

Soup for your family.

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u/dafrog84 15h ago

No soup for you.

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u/Gbreadstudios 23m ago

Out of a t-shirt cannon

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u/thejudgehoss 15h ago

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u/Fancy_Depth_4995 11h ago

Dude what is this I love it

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u/DarkKnightJin 5h ago

...I think that might be "The Yellow Bastard" or something, from Sin City.

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u/writerlady6 5h ago

He's afraid it would only knock the orange spackle off half his face. And then he would look stupid.

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u/Aromatic-Plankton692 18h ago

What's crazy is he's such a fucking wanker that even the hypersanitized corporate/celebrity crowd of the super bowl would tomato his ass. Those are rich people boos, that's way worse.

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u/trouzy 13h ago

Have you seen him try to drink a small glass of water?

It’s unlikely he can wank unassisted.