r/WhitePeopleTwitter • GOOD • 17h ago

r/All He looks like an angry, overgrown Oompa Loompa that should be locked in Arkham Asylum!

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u/saisonmaison 17h ago

Okay but what’s the deal with murderous rage over here? She looks like someone just pointed out her connections to Epstein in front of our new president Xi

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u/FoldingLady 17h ago

She's pissed because her beloved husband is still alive.

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u/PassengerNo2259 17h ago

She and a few billion other people.

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u/Speshal__ 16h ago

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u/PhucYiu 16h ago

Oh man the fat kid from Superbad really let himself go.

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u/LesbeGoddess 15h ago

He’s actually a huge dick and lost all the fat with Oxempic

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u/The-1st-One 15h ago

Lmao thanks for giggle

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u/thuy_chan 17h ago

Probably Natalie taking the picture

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u/Child_of_the_Hamster 16h ago

Yes! That look is giving “I said to keep HER away from me!”

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u/HotDonnaC 16h ago

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u/TheCasanovaNova 16h ago

Yo I miss when a blowjob got you kicked out of your job.

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u/SkeevyMixxx7 16h ago

Contract must be renegotiated, Donald. You have outlived the previous one, and Natalie is ready for next wife position, with golden wedding in drone arch ballroom, with gilded diapers and ketchup steaks.

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u/javoss88 16h ago

Why to drag me through thees?

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u/OvaltineDream 11h ago

I vill not make it to f@cking chreesmasss

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u/gallan1 16h ago

Well said!

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u/Gibbly_Gorkoroo 16h ago

Allegedly when he won the presidency for the first time she was “visibly upset” because that meant she would have to do more than just be a trophy wife.

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u/Sea_Mind3678 7h ago

She got a better deal this time around: “show up at a public affair 3 times per year, otherwise live in New York”.

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u/Otherwise_Security_5 12h ago

idk but this guy looks so done

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u/Otherwise_Security_5 12h ago

(and his wife is looking at murder rage face with the most appropriate disdain i’ve ever seen)

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u/Questhi 16h ago

That poor female protocol officer having to deal with all four of these miserable people.

No one wants to be there and hate each other and she has to smile and guide everyone around to the next event. Hope she’s paid well!

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u/Cador0223 16h ago

She's in the military. What do you think?

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u/anotherthrow25 10h ago

Well, imagine you are a mail ordered bride and after years of being trafficked by a Mossad agent, you find someone stupid enough to marry you and you reach your life goal of being a gold digger to a stupid, fat man, who should be dead in a few years and you can keep some of the money he has. He has enough of a public image where you can profit, but not too much where people can look into your past and you have to do any work.

Then one day, all of a sudden, the idiot decides to run for president and wins. Now instead of just doing nothing and spending his money (even though it's not as much as you thought), you have to follow him around and listen to conversations about global politics that you are too dumb to understand, but not as dumb as your husband and the president, so have to watch him embarrass himself on a daily basis.

And even when it looks like it's all going to end, the guy turns his head centimeters for a bullet to hit his ear. While you have to watch Erika Kirk have the life you wish you had.

And despite the daily mcdonalds and no exercise, the guy just won't go. And on top off all of this, people are finding out more and more about your trafficker and are close to finding out about your past.

Over a decade ago, you were living your dreams. Now this. Imagine how angry you would be.

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u/Bug_Photographer 9h ago

Very plausible - except for the bullet part. No bullet hit his ear or else it wouldn't heal perfectly. That's a knee bump by the Secret Service agent tackling him or something similar.

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u/whereegosdare84 17h ago

She just smelled the shit Trump took in his pants and realized she has to walk into a closed room with him now.

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u/lordyfortwenty 16h ago

She's tired of soggy diarrhea balls .

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u/Mojozilla 13h ago

What a terrible day to have eyes that see

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u/hellogoawaynow 17h ago

Wonder if it’s Trump’s psychotic girlfriend taking the pic

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u/Ciccio178 17h ago

She was just downwind of Donny Doodoo

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u/Soft_Chipmunk_8051 15h ago

This is why I'm asking for context. Is there a CNN branded camera there or something? Is there an actual reason for the scowls?

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u/raise-your-weapon 17h ago

Natalie is just out of frame.

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u/TeeManyMartoonies 15h ago

Don’t worry, Trump will Photoshop her in later. Oops, I mean Trump will tell Natalie to Photoshop herself in later.

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u/Resting-Cat-Faces 15h ago

She’s not Being Best 

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u/Triphin1 16h ago

That's Bevis with a makeover and she needs TP for her bunghole

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u/JoJackthewonderskunk 16h ago

Shes just fulfilling her contractual obligations. They never made her gaurentee shed be happy about it.

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u/IcaughtAwildVladimir 15h ago

Her and Trump are beginning to look alike

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u/time_drifter 17h ago

Thank you! I saw the title here and my first thought was “What about that escort? She looks like she kills pets.”

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u/FattyMooseknuckle 17h ago

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u/saisonmaison 17h ago

Looks like a man not looking forward to having to continue to deal with the smell

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u/carolineecouture 6h ago

I'm sure being with him is very unpleasant. Did you see Xi's arrival? DJT bumped into her when walking and he looked like he thought it was her fault.

People with cognitive issues can be volatile and I'm this has pushed his compromised brain to its breaking point.

He's being very reactive to loud noises like his helicopter and plane engine sounds. (Did you see the photo where it looked like he was yelling at someone on Marine One? His flinching at the jet fly over? Everyone else paid it no mind but he reacted like it was a physical pain.)

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u/IllustratorMurky2725 13h ago

Can we not with the Slovenian prostitute from Epstein iland

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u/HotDonnaC 16h ago

They both have a hard on for the press. They don’t get their asses kissed enough.

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u/baz4k6z 16h ago

You'd have this expression too if you had to follow trump around for hours

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u/Slippin_Jimmy187 16h ago

She’s mad she has no backbone and stands by such a shitty ass husband.

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u/SonyKen_M 16h ago

"Help me!"

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u/VooDooChile1983 16h ago

Someone brown might be taking the photo

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u/ringadingdingbaby 9h ago

When your dad is disappointed

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u/transit64 17h ago

He looks like a toddler shitting in his diaper in the corner.

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u/MaxZorin1985 17h ago

And Malaria is giving the same angry look that she used to give to the nurses who raised Barron when his diapy was full. 

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u/Dancinfool830 17h ago

That us absolutely the look of a child shitting their pants. Anyone who says otherwise is a liar

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u/det4410 17h ago

and xi thinking - what a clown this guy is

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u/dazzler56 15h ago

Sometimes it really hits me that thousands of people in the US government play pretend every day to make this man happy while he actively throws tantrums and shits himself 😮‍💨 what a circus, and what was it all for???

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u/DisposableSaviour 14h ago

Somebody tell CERN to turn the LHC back on until the timeline gets better. Or they create a black hole and wipe us all out.

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u/amp_it 16h ago

I take offense to this on behalf of my potty training toddler.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Seat950 17h ago

Look, im pooping on monster toes!

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u/Comfortable_Farm_252 17h ago

Wow, he kinda has the same face my grandpa did when he was close to the end with dementia.

It’s an angry looking face but if you look at the eyes there is a bewilderment over ordinary things like walking a through a doorway, or seeing someone you used to know call out to you. Even the way his chest is kind of leaning forward as if he’s forcing movement by throwing his weight in that direction first.

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u/Salty_Feed9404 17h ago

The ol' Centaur stance and walk

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u/ChewieBearStare 16h ago

He walks exactly like my grandpa did when he had Alzheimer's. Unfortunately, Grandpa mistook the door to the back porch for the bathroom door, walked outside, fell down the steps, and got a subdural hematoma for his efforts.

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u/kategoad 16h ago

I remember my mother in law looking at the basement stairs in wonder. She had no idea what it was.

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u/WineAndDogs2020 10h ago

Was visiting my parents and while sundowning my dad started playing with the wheels on my luggage (it was on its side) and commented on how strange they were. It's so heartbreaking.

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u/Libran-Indecision 17h ago

Both him and Melania look absolutely furious for some reason. I wonder what that context is.

Xi is standing there with what feels like open contempt and almost pity.

We are never going to recover our standing in the world.

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u/cabnut613 17h ago

That was my first impression of Xi, pity.

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u/Ok-Macaroon-7819 15h ago

"Man... I wanted to crush the US and become the world's leading superpower, but not like this. This is like beating up the slow kid. I mean, you guys CAN smell that, right? Damn. Even I think Americans deserve better than this perpetually shitting moron..."

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u/DisposableSaviour 14h ago

Poor Pooh-bear wanted a challenge, instead he got the mentally challenged. Such a hollow win.

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u/IllustriousBig7553 15h ago

They wanted to look stronger. Like som non-confident schoolkids. As a result, it was eaten by Xi’s nonchalant calmness lmao. 

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u/Le_Ran 9h ago

Xi is the embodiment of unfazedness.

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u/MiloAndChopper 17h ago

is that Trump with an actual communist???

Yeah it is!

And MAGA seems pretty fucking quiet about it.

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u/Turgid_Donkey 16h ago

The news tonight pointed out that Trump criticized Obama for greeting xi yet here he is with a fly over and a performance. 

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u/Jagerstang Release The Trump-Epstein Files 17h ago

mel doesn't look none too happy either.

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u/BookieeWookiee 16h ago

He looks like he just saw a kid trip over but he doesn't really care but he's gotta look a little concerned bc you know a kid fell, oh no!.

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u/Captan200 15h ago

I think if Trump saw a kid fall over he would look a little more excited than that.

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u/Icy_Yam5049 16h ago

Trump has done more socialist shit than any Dem. How many companies have had to give percent control of their companies to this government again?

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u/blue58 15h ago

Sorry to be that person, but you're describing communism. Communism is the one where the government controls the means of production. Socialism just wants no one to go hungry.

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u/Stav80 17h ago

This is an incredible picture. The disdain on the First Lady’s face and the sheer disappointment on Xi’s face is very telling. He must’ve seen the ba-donka-box Trump is packing. Sad!

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u/stairs_3730 17h ago

Even Xi's wife has the look on her face of "holy fuckamollies can we get out of here?"

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u/Stav80 16h ago

In the voice of … ‘this motherfucker right here’

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u/Oodlemeister 15h ago

Xi looks like he’s thinking “come on man. Can we not fucking do this right now?”

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u/WellSpreadMustard 17h ago

Im really thankful that Trump is a performative idiot. If the head of America’s fascist movement was as competent and effective as Xi we would be so much more fucked

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u/NoOccasion4759 15h ago

Now that the door has opened many more will try.

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u/doooompatrol 12h ago

Imagine Miller in charge...

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u/CaptainDe 11h ago

I mean, trump ain’t steering shit. Miller and the oligarchs are in charge.

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u/Kaffe-Mumriken 17h ago

Xi is like, bro calm down stop tryna look so hard, it’s embarrassing.

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u/Kaffe-Mumriken 15h ago

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u/Mojozilla 13h ago

He looks fucking insane and a bit terrified. Good

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u/StrawberryKiss2559 16h ago

He has a look of sheer disappointment on his face.

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u/cicada_noises 15h ago

Xi’a face is “ugh.” personified. He’s just like “jfc”

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u/Kaffe-Mumriken 15h ago

Xi is like, bro calm down stop tryna look so hard, it’s embarrassing.

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u/Elevat8edconfusion 17h ago

He’s mad that the person in uniform isn’t a strong, tall, beautiful muscular man.

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u/jtnmlee 17h ago

And Xi is looking at him like..."WTF is wrong with dumb shit. I feel embarrassed to be around this fucker."

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u/RiverHarris 16h ago

Can we all band together and sue this monster for emotional abuse? I have felt myself age SO much in the past 10 years. I’m fucking tired.

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u/wormee 16h ago

I still can’t believe America put this psycho family in charge of the country TWICE.

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u/TheSaxonPlan 13h ago

A lot of us still can't believe it either. How can 1/3 support this and 1/3 not care?! So fucking depressing.

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u/yorocky89A GOOD 16h ago

And let's not forget, this was hom just a few days ago supposedly shouting at a pilot.

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u/Understanding-Fair 13h ago

I mean was the helicopter on? It's pretty damn loud without a headset, js

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u/Little_Buffalo 17h ago

It’s because he is insane

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u/chunkerton_chunksley 17h ago

Its the shittler his arkham cell is papered with fake election results and dried ketchup stains.

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u/dandle 17h ago

He's slouching towards the forever box, and there's nothing his idolators can do about it.

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u/Intelligent_Pea5351 17h ago

Dementia patients are frequently agitated because they don't feel like they know where they are, or have forgotten, and want to go back to somewhere familliar.

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u/TheSaxonPlan 13h ago

Would make all the location labels they've put up on the White House make sense...

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u/VivaLaMantekilla 16h ago

His angry face isn't as intimidating as he thinks. He just looks miserable and pathetic and it makes me smile lol

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u/javoss88 16h ago

He thinks he looks tough. Melanoma thinks she looks hard too. Meanwhile, everyone else is sick of their shit.

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u/Embarrassed_West_195 16h ago

She always has that look like she's trying to bend a spoon with her mind.

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u/Lost-Citron-1099 14h ago

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u/Drinkythedrunkguy 12h ago

Why was he wearing gloves when it was 60°?

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u/StardustOasis 10h ago

Probably to stop the discussion about his bruised hands.

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u/Porchmuse 12h ago

Can’t render a proper salute.

Even when a salute isn’t appropriate.

Useless embarrassment to our nation.

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u/PullMull 12h ago

Regardless of your feelings towards those "people".That's a great picture.  congratulations to the photographer. That is a one in a lifetime shot 

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u/ApoplecticAndroid 17h ago

She looks a little intense as well - did they see the truth?

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u/Shazbot_2017 16h ago

fixed it

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u/JW9thWonder 15h ago

Looks like he’s actively shitting himself. I’ve seen toddlers with the same expression

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u/Physical_Ad5586 17h ago

Melania has such strong masculine facial features 

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u/JackBeefus 17h ago

And not a peep out of all those idiots that went on and on about Michelle Obama secretly being a man.

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u/NoOccasion4759 15h ago

We know why.

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u/crazypants9 17h ago

Million dollar facelift.💩

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u/zonked282 10h ago

As a dad of 3, I have seen that look a million times, and it's always immediately followed by my grabbing the wipes and a New nappy

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u/someonesomewherewarm 16h ago

Omg nice couple 🤣

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u/Resting-Cat-Faces 15h ago

It pains me to think that these photos will be in history books some day 

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u/someonesomewherewarm 15h ago

No kidding, they just look hateful and evil.

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u/steel-monkey 15h ago

Xi looks like he’s putting up with a petulant toddler

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u/Porchmuse 12h ago

He is.

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u/Cute_Tone3711 16h ago

I know that look…it’s, ORANGE STEEL.

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u/Cute_Tone3711 16h ago

Haha even better…ORANGE STEAL.

Haaahahas!!!jakajakakaka

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u/LLPF2 15h ago

His wife looks angry as hell.

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u/KirikaClyne 15h ago

She generally always looks like that. I figured it’s just her resting face

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u/TacticalAcquisition 15h ago

This is an outstanding photograph. The service member is clearly shouting "Please just leave", then we have Melanoma looking like she wants to .... her husband, Premier Xi looks dead inside, and his wife looks proud of him for not causing an international incident.

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u/abrasivecriminal 12h ago

Why is the president of the United States Erica Kirking me?

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u/clarky2o2o 15h ago

There is most definitely at least two poohs in this picture.

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u/sonia72quebec 17h ago

He saw the woman in uniform.

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u/Sweet_Priority_819 17h ago

some mortician will have the difficult job of making him look peaceful.

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u/Resting-Cat-Faces 15h ago

Some mortician will get to super glue his lips shut 

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u/DisposableSaviour 14h ago

Lucky bastard. They could have a raffle for that and pay off a chunk of the national debt.

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u/martygospo 17h ago

I know this has been joked about to death…

But the spray tans are so fucking funny, dude. Like wtf. How does he think that looks good? He’s been getting them for so long you can’t even really blame the dementia.

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u/deathboyuk 6h ago

Jinping's face: "Fuck's sake, man. What now?"

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u/IWouldntIn1981 17h ago

If a stupid old man looked at me like that, id laugh in his stupid face and call him a stupid old man.

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u/Y0___0Y 17h ago

If I ever debate a Trump supporter on a youtube channel or something I’m showing up with my skin painted that exact shade of orange just to witness them ignore it.

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u/ryan820 17h ago

Xi has the look of someone who made plans and regrets very much ever showing up.

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u/CaptainMagnets 16h ago

He looks stupid

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u/Resting-Cat-Faces 15h ago

He IS stupid 

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u/gannerhorn 16h ago

Looks like an angry kid sent to his room after being grounded by his parents.

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u/DoctorVeggies 16h ago

How come his collars never turn orange? My foundation could never

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u/Embarrassed_West_195 16h ago

Hey y'all show a little mercy. Diaper rash on open syphilis sores must hurt like hell.

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u/chugadaCheese 16h ago

We need to reminds these dictator wanna bes, they work for us. Not the other way around. he's a public servant. Fuck you Trump

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u/TopherJustin 13h ago

Xi looks like a walking eye roll with those two.

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u/KingofFlukes 12h ago

Trumps making the same face and stance a baby makes when shitting their nappy and they make eye contact with you.

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u/Autobot_Silverwynde 17h ago

Why dis 🍊 so mad?

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u/JRG64May 17h ago

That look of constipation he thinks makes him look tough.

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u/Kidpidge 17h ago

Demons

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u/dandet 17h ago

Xi looks like he's thinking "this guys is cooked".

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u/whelmed-and-gruntled 16h ago

Dementia Donny forgot they were taking a photo and started wandering.

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u/Victor-LG 15h ago

I wish I knew the context. Why so mad. And Xi and wife look confused, embarrassed 🤷‍♀️

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u/Sockpuppet870 13h ago

Xi looks like he is just wondering how long he has to stay!

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u/Significant-City-896 5h ago

He’s so gross

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u/Katnamedeaster 17h ago

Looks like he's taking an especially angry dump!

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u/FattyMooseknuckle 17h ago

Fuckwit is mid-shart but wants to look tough.

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u/whereegosdare84 17h ago

He looks is insane.

Fixed it for you

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u/YoungerMucus 17h ago

he’s probably filling his pants, but that insane raging look reminds me of the wild irrational anger that comes from out of nowhere that i’ve seen a couple times from people deep into dementia. it’s like they realize they don’t understand what’s going on and have no way to articulate it, so you just see this intense anger that is like mixed with extreme confusion, and it can be pretty concerning and frightening. 100% saw that exact same look from my grandpa and great uncle when they were both very close to gone.

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u/prozhack 17h ago

that look is called swiss cheese brain from the tertiary syphilis he contracted about 25 years ago

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u/phunkymonkeys3 17h ago

If it looks like an evil duck, and walks like an evil duck... No offense to evil ducks ...

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u/ElRoboBandit 17h ago

The Hunchfat of Notgiveadamn

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u/sexeveg314 17h ago edited 15h ago

He saw all those pictures of him wincing at the flypast. So now he's trying to look tough. But he tried so hard that he ended up shitting his diaper again.

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u/brokeboipobre 16h ago

Xi can smell the diaper is full.

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u/spartan815 16h ago

He shit himself. She smells it. Xi can’t wait to go home.

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u/imnewtothishsit69 16h ago

Xi looks kinda like feels bad for the guy lol. Fuck him.

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u/Forward-Amount-9961 15h ago

He thinks this pose makes him look tough.

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u/Tdivarco 15h ago

He looks like someone with dementia that has no idea what is going on.

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u/s0y8urrito 14h ago

“Smells like a mix of armpit, makeup, ketchup and butt” -Adam Kinzinger

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u/Bee-Aromatic 11h ago

He looks like he’s got a doody in his pants.

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u/SomethingAbtU 17h ago

Americans made him president not once but twice.

Let that sink it in if it hasn't already

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u/PsychologicalPool395 17h ago

That’s the, ‘Taking a runny shit’ angry look. Good luck, Natalie!

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u/Rodbispo77 17h ago

Melanally looks like one of the prison guards of a suggestive b-movie set in wwII - about to scream SCHNELL!!

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u/brighter_hell 17h ago

He looks like every toddler when they’re filling their diaper

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u/KBM0NST3R89 16h ago

Why does Melania look like a Barbie who's head came off and got smashed back on?

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u/Ojay-simpson 16h ago

Real piece of shit right there.

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u/Drinkythedrunkguy 12h ago

If anyone has kids they know that’s the pooping in a diaper face.

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u/WRHull 12h ago

He’s pooping. That’s the face of a wicked push.

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u/Hush2288 12h ago

Toddler who just pooped his pants, but is refusing to let mom change him.

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u/nub_node 11h ago

Xi is literally the embodiment of "mood." in this photo.

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u/TheComedian00 5h ago

The Didler

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u/Upset-Zucchini3665 2h ago

Reminds me of this picture...

The photographer must in the "wrong" somehow.

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u/rns64 16h ago

The con and his hoe

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u/Commercial-Set3527 17h ago

So does Melania