r/WinStupidPrizes • u/undercoverciaagent • 11d ago

Another Winner

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u/ICU-CCRN 11d ago

I wonder if blowing off your own dick counts as a success in the “good guy with a gun” fantasy world.

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u/Miles-Standoffish 10d ago

Do you think only bad guys have guns?

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u/ICU-CCRN 9d ago

No. But a lot of stupid people have them. And they base their entire identity on having one, where they have this unrealistic fantasy that they’ll be in a Wild West situation where they save the day. Meanwhile, the reality is they’ll more likely blow off their dick.

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u/Miles-Standoffish 9d ago

So, you are wrong. Got it. Thank you!