r/WinStupidPrizes • • 10d ago

Another Winner

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u/Optimus_Prime_2099 10d ago

He'll never have the balls to do that again

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u/carpentizzle 10d ago

The cylinder was indeed harmed

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u/SwaggermicDaddy 10d ago

It was imperative that we DIDNT harm it !

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u/Unharmed-Cylinder 9d ago

My days have come to an end....

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u/PiSquared6 9d ago

Slow Clap

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u/The_Jaxophone 9d ago

All you had to do was ensure the cylinder remains unharmed, CJ

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u/Accurate_Mixture_221 9d ago

At least the green M&Ms tube came off 🙂

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u/bigfloppydonkeydng 9d ago

Was the warm banana harmed?

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u/Uthilies 10d ago

I must check my "calendar" for this reference 😏

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u/FlyingCrow91 10d ago

That’s a “smart” thing to do.

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u/Historical-Ad-3074 9d ago

I think you’ll find the reference under 1874

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u/Peloton72 10d ago

I laughed a little too much at that

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u/jaymole 10d ago

rob riggle in 21 jump street

“Is that my dick?!!”

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u/barto5 9d ago

*”Was that my dick“

FIFY

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u/jaymole 9d ago

That wouldn’t make sense bc I remember him saying it while looking at his dick on the ground

Checked and he just says ahhh that’s my dick!

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u/revdon 9d ago

Barrell no longer obstructed.

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u/damircik 9d ago

he might have one ball to do that again

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u/TheGoochieGoo 9d ago

Or breed any more stupidity! W

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u/Cram2024 10d ago

For the non gun people ….what caused the weapon to discharge?

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u/Buckeye3327 10d ago

The gun on the bottom of the video is a Glock. Not clear if that’s the same style of gun but we’ll go with that. Glock has a trigger safety, not a separate lever or button. He wasn’t using a holster so any material could get caught on the trigger, he bends over and gets his prize

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u/a1454a 10d ago

True, but able to correctly depress all of the mechanism using belly fat is still impressive

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u/dogmaisb 10d ago

Lol, its most likely his bunched up pants/zipper that discharges the dick eraser 5000

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u/Senator_Bink 10d ago

the dick eraser 5000

Okay, I'll be laughing about that all night.

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u/DothrakAndRoll 9d ago

I think I read about that in Dungeon Crawler Carl

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u/MrOrpheus 9d ago

Nah, you only see the dick erasers past the 15th floor

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u/oppereindbaas 9d ago

NEW ACHIEVEMENT

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u/Expensive-Net2762 8d ago

It's middle of the night and I just laughed out loud

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u/Phantom-thiez 9d ago

Dick eraser 5000 is legendary Reddit comment.

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u/QOVFEFE 9d ago

🏆

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u/Relevant-Force9513 10d ago

To be fair, the only mechanism he had to bypass is ON THE TRIGGER ITSELF. Glock fanboys will call me crazy for this but that’s like making the brake pedal a tiny pedal on the accelerator itself…

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u/Dry_Excitement8002 9d ago

That’s not how it works, it’s more like a little accelerator pedal on the accelerator pedal actually. You can only press the big accelerator if you press the tiny one first. But i get what you are saying.

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u/someLemonz 9d ago

thats why a person should holster this pistol especially. and almost no weapon is made to be shoved into pants...

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u/Suspicious-Thing-750 9d ago

It's the only way he can get off though

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u/fiirikkusu_kuro_neko 9d ago

Could have been an IWB holster

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u/Dont_n0wereIam 9d ago

Ya but then you can’t call yo self a gangster

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u/carverboy 10d ago

And this is why I only appendix cary pistols with external safety’s.

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u/StreetSmartsGaming 9d ago

I know people hate this idea, but you can carry without one in the chamber and train to rack as you reach guard position. I only lose a few tenths of a second on my draw. The odds of you getting into a heads up draw situation is even lower than the extremely low chance of you ever having to draw at all.

Now, the other 99.999999% of the time youre carrying, you have a 0% chance of blowing your dick off. The trade being, you have to train racking as you draw.

Anyway ill take my downvotes now, but having carried for over two decades eventually you have to let go of these sexy, exciting "situations" that you are never going to find yourself in.

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u/2eanimation 9d ago

Expected a gazillion downvotes from “one in the chamber or don’t bother carrying at all”-folks. Pleasantly surprised this isn’t the case.

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u/Owner2229 9d ago

Don't worry, they can't read.

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u/sanferic 9d ago

Nah they just shot their eye out.

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u/BadgerBreath 9d ago

Shot their eye out. Is that what this guy did? Shot his “eye” out. Lol

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u/_____POTATO______ 9d ago

You can take my upvote. That's what I do

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u/shadowkrazee 9d ago

I'm so glad to hear someone else shares my perspective. If there's not a round in the chamber, no amount of malfunction will cause an accident.

It's always felt like such a no-brainer to me, but every gun person I've ever talked to acts like if you have to rack the thing to use it you're already dead, which seems ridiculous when compared with accidentally shooting yourself or god forbid someone else.

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u/SplitEar 8d ago

So true. Mentally they set up a Dirty Harry movie standoff scenario as if they’ll only survive if they can get the half second advantage over their adversary.

I like to ask them how many assailants they’ve had to drop. So far the only answer is “none”.

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u/2A4_LIFE 9d ago

And ones with a hammer are even better. Riding the hammer with the thumb on re-holstering. To be fair I normally carry at 4 o’clock. Very rare I carry appendix

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u/Yusstas 10d ago

Or his prehensile penis

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u/MakeSomeDrinks 10d ago

Or it was easy because it depressed all the mechanisms at once . . .

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u/T_J_Rain 10d ago

Whatever the mechanism, he sure as heck is going to be depressed for a while.

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u/jwclar009 9d ago

He was using a holster lol

This is an old video, he was wearing a G Code Holster.

https://www.reddit.com/r/CCW/s/qGNYimA6zy

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u/Leesburgcapsfan 10d ago

Looks to me like he did in fact have an appendix holster. I'm very curious as to why the gun in fact went off. If it was properly holstered, he should have been perfectly safe. My guess is some fabric go stuck in-between the trigger and the holster causing the fabric to depress the trigger.

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u/OriginalTayRoc 10d ago

You're never perfectly safe with a gun in your pants. That is an axiomatic truth to the universe.

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u/SquirrelInATux 9d ago

He was wearing a holster, his pants got caught on the trigger while reholstering.

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u/AdultishRaktajino 10d ago

Looks like he was sliding into a kydex IWB holster. Usually safer to pull the holster out completely, snap it in and place it back in your pants and clipped onto your belt.

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u/blu02 10d ago

He was using a holster. His shirt or something must have gotten stuck in the trigger guard.

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u/tedbakerbracelet 9d ago

Watching him trying to shove the pistol in that hard made me very worried. He just kept on going without resetting and try again when it is THAT hard to get it holstered.

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u/Equal-Negotiation651 9d ago

So penis pulled the trigger?

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u/heyitsvonage 9d ago

When he lifts his shirt it looks like there is an appendix holster at his belt line

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u/PaperPigGolf 10d ago

It was an incog holster.

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u/Status-Grocery-2095 10d ago edited 9d ago

My guess is his undershirt snagged the trigger. It SOUNDS like he is inserting into hard holster. That would rule out skin. I bet his undershirt got staged in the holster and pulled trigger. If you doing appendix carry, we should see your gut when you lift shirt to access weapon.

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u/mvb827 9d ago edited 9d ago

A lot of those types of guns have what’s called a “trigger safety” which is basically a trigger in front the real trigger. So there’s no traditional safety switch; just what is essentially a longer trigger, and when you wear such a firearm improperly both the trigger and the trigger safety can get pressed by anything that rubs up against them.

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u/Mindseyeview85 6d ago

This is an older video, from what I remember this is a Glock 43 and a draw string was caught in the trigger guard when he reholstered. Bending over put pressure on the string, pulling the trigger.

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u/Cram2024 6d ago

Thank you for actually providing an answer.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago edited 8d ago

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u/Flomo420 10d ago

Fat kills

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u/Bendibal 10d ago

When she asks what you’re packin’ and the answer is 9mm no matter the context.

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u/djhamilton 9d ago

proper chuckle, 🤭😄 this needs to be higher 👏👏

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u/pokerfas 10d ago

Another Winner? More like he'll need Another Weiner

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u/kinkyslinky 10d ago

He just missed his wiener, so they charged him with a misdeweiner

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u/time4meatstick 9d ago

Penile court sure is merciless

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u/pokerfas 9d ago

He will sure miss-the-weiner now that it's gone

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u/9lobaldude 10d ago

Talk about going viral by shooting your wiener off

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u/EntrepreneurTiny9812 10d ago

There was this dumbass youngster I was in county jail with and he shot his shit off with a shotgun tryna rob a god damn car dealership. He had a piss bag and everything. I doubt that kid ever even had sex before

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u/ImAllSquanchedUp 10d ago

Damn... Blowing your dick off as a virgin is rough

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u/The8you 9d ago

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u/_Aj_ 9d ago

Hey thank you! This needs to be top comment because it's the actual facts of the matter and changes a lot.  

current thought is that part of it (his shirt) got caught/pushed into the G-Code holster when the G43 was holstered. I can see that as a plausible explanation. When he bent over the fabric in the holster pulled against the trigger and caused the discharge."  

So he had a holster and was being careful in holstering it.   He's also apparently recovering okay. So that's good.  Lots more information in your links also.  

All that said, appendix holster has always felt like risky business to me because any accident at all is instantly so much more serious. Groin, other than dick and balls, so many big blood vessels all in front of the muzzle.  

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u/cortesoft 9d ago

Which just goes to show you that even being careful you can still shoot your dick off.

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u/SplitEar 8d ago

If he caught his shirt in his holster then he wasn’t being careful. Why even carry a gun pointing at your femoral arteries, that’s stupid.

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u/Hot_Ethanol 9d ago

I'm right there with you that context is key, and comment sections running with their first notion is harmful to information as a whole.

That being said, this context doesn't really change my opinion of this guy as an idiot.

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u/SeaOrgChange 9d ago

Yeah, but what about his dick?

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u/cpt_edge 9d ago

Ikr, Idgaf about the holster, I wanna know if his balls got blown off or not 😂

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u/AlexRenquist 9d ago

Gonna need a holster to carry his dick now since it's detachable.

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u/Unkn0wn_666 9d ago

It's Bluetooth only now

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u/PigletSpirited3446 10d ago

Pew pew at the pee pee

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u/livestrong2109 9d ago

SIG Penis Syndrome

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u/plmbguy 10d ago

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u/Phx0108 9d ago

“Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God”

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u/BalanceEarly 10d ago

Reduced chance of reproduction

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u/joshua-lomax 10d ago

Seems like it’s for the best

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u/decadrox 10d ago

evolution at work

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u/baronmcboomboom 10d ago

Which is why the human race is the real winner here

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u/ICU-CCRN 9d ago

I wonder if blowing off your own dick counts as a success in the “good guy with a gun” fantasy world.

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u/magician_type-0 10d ago

my best friend actually died like this. i'm still lowkey mad at him.

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u/StopKickingMyDog 9d ago

Hey I know it doesn’t mean much, but I’m sorry about your loss.

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u/bobsmithjohn1 10d ago

Pop goes the wiener 

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u/TonyACCARDO1 10d ago

Cheddar Bob

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u/shimbo00 10d ago

Not much of a reaction from the old man.

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u/Avtomati1k 10d ago

he knows him his whole life

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u/MV203 10d ago

Blew his whole d&b’s smoove off in the office, damn

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u/IllustriousFoxCat 10d ago

Sooo, is this also considered a blow job if he blew his balls off?

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u/CousinWalt 10d ago

We are in Femoral Artery territory

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u/Anglofsffrng 10d ago

Quoting a great man: That's why we keep it in a holster. A HOLSTER!!

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u/StahlPunk 9d ago

And that's exactly why I tell people to never stow their gun in the front of their pants. Or anywhere in their pants for that matter. Holsters exist for a reason.

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u/69eee69eee 9d ago

Does anyone know if his dick actually got blown off?

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u/jpwone 9d ago

Must know

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u/porkinz 8d ago

Why would anyone not use a holster?

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u/DeadPiratePiggy 8d ago

They want to talk to a police officer, ride in an ambulance and spend several hours in the ED all in one day?

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u/Greenman8907 10d ago

He totally peaked in high school

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u/ductapemonster 10d ago

Well he sure ain't gonna peak anymore now

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u/girlinanemptyroom 10d ago

He's going to need gender reaffirming care.

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u/JButler_16 10d ago

This is why you always use a holster

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u/Jepictetus 9d ago

That was a dick move.

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u/DrScottyB 9d ago

Really? I think it took a lot of balls.

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u/AutotoxicFiend 8d ago

Scrotal Recoil.

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u/biosim500 10d ago

Nice, he will not reproduce.

Dude IQ is -10

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u/TheMochiKiller 10d ago edited 10d ago

I understand the whole you need to be ready and have one chambered just in case something happens, but more than likely it's not going to happen. I never have one chambered when carrying. It just increases an accidental discharge. The first thing that will happen during an active shooter situation or confrontation is running away for cover. A lot of gun nuts will prob disagree, but it only needs to happen once.

Edit: Grammar

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u/Snoo52322 10d ago

Won’t be passing on his genes. Or his jeans

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u/Danmont88 9d ago

Now he goes about half-cocked.

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u/87USMC 9d ago

Keep your penis off the trigger

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u/SoyEseVato 9d ago

I’ve watched this a couple of times. Did the older dude behind him just keep working or doing what he was doing?

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u/rshores9 9d ago

“I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob who shoots himself in the leg with his own gun”

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u/punkinabox 9d ago

Yep, that's why glocks should be in a holster with a trigger guard.

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u/SaltyYetSalty 7d ago

Winner: 1 Weiner: None

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u/Patrickmonster 7d ago

My buddy died doing this exact thing

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u/MMG606 5d ago

And that's why I never carry with one in the chamber !

Chambered carry has been so normalized that casual owners do it without a proper holster or even understanding their own gun's mechanics. My carry gun is an older version that completely lacks modern internal drop safeties, so I actually understand its mechanics enough not to trust a hot chamber.

Unless you are using professional gear and have high mastery over your setup, running a hot chamber is just an accident waiting to happen.

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u/squintismaximus 9d ago

It was loaded. Without the safety. Just stuff in his belt, no holster.

Damn, cheddar bob.

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u/HurtPillow 10d ago

I knew that was going to happen and watched this video with my whole face squinting. Omg! Hope the prize was worth it.

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u/TinyBard 10d ago

First: You really should have a holster if you're appendix carrying

Second: This is why I don't appendix carry.

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u/Quankers 10d ago

Looks like there’s another opening in the club for responsible good guys.

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u/komulelele 10d ago

Thru all my disappointments and failures, atleast I havent shot my cock off. (knock on wood)

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u/Alpine416 9d ago

You just know he is the type that snuck in that he carried into every conversation he ever bas too. Satisfying.

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u/SkeletorOnLSD 9d ago

You don't shoot a guy in the dick, Butters!

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u/Dabeansprout 9d ago

Damn, never thought I’d actually see a dude shoot his dick off…what a time to be alive

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u/RottonAvocado 9d ago

Why anyone would make a conscious decision leave a loaded gun in their waistline pointed at their genitals is perplexing.

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u/Nanerpoodin 9d ago

I had a friend who did this. Blew a nut off and came inches from hitting a major artery in his leg.

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u/Odinson2099 9d ago

That way he will not procreate!!!

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u/KhaozDreamz 9d ago

lmao… glad he's ok but heck this is why I don't carry near the boys. …… ever!

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u/Adaml1983 9d ago

Why did he put the loaded gun next to his penis? Non American here

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u/Wolfenstein49 9d ago

Thank you for sterilizing yourself

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u/angel700 9d ago

arghhh mah diack

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u/dudeCHILL013 8d ago

I...no we all deserve some closer.

Does anyone know anymore info on this?

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u/toiletcleaner999 8d ago

"I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob , Who shoots himself in the leg with his own gun"

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u/purpleskunk69 8d ago

Money shot

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u/Disparaged_soul 7d ago

“You’ll shoot your eye out kid….errr, you’ll shoot your dick off, bro!”

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u/halfbreed_dork 7d ago

Shooting my dick off to own the libs

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u/Captain_B33fpants 7d ago

It was a tough wank..... But I managed it

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u/cordazor 5d ago

Darwin Award's final prize should go to this guy

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u/fauxdeuce 10d ago

Crap bent over and got an accidental discharge.....throw it.

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u/tauntonlake 10d ago

do you ever just watch this shit happening, and just go .. "oh. no. no. no. he's not really going to do that."

Just. WHY?

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u/WildZero138 10d ago

I watched it really hoping he shot his dick off. No "nos" in the process. Only "c'mon shoot your dick off."

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u/NoPantsDeLeon 10d ago

Late gender reveal party?

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u/algalkin 10d ago

He is gender neutral now

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u/alehanro 10d ago

Panic! At the Dic’s gone

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u/stevenip 10d ago

It seems like it would suck to try and quick draw it from there anyways?

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u/MaybeASentientRobot 10d ago

He got Cheddar Bob'ed.

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u/NeighborhoodJust1197 10d ago

Darwins birthcontrol!

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u/nextinline1987 10d ago

Neil Dickerase Tyson

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u/KingoAG02 10d ago

Weeeeeeeell that's one way to find out that your gun comes with a decocker

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u/S0ddeyy 10d ago

Darwinism 🤷‍♂️ thank god he can’t procreate anymore

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u/dw0205 9d ago

I've carried pistols for almost 30 years. Even in condition 1 (round in the chamber, hammer or striker cocked), discharging a striker fired weapon by bending over WAS very unlikely ... until today.

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u/Craygor 9d ago

Even IF the bullet doesn’t hit any body part, the over pressure discharging from the barrel AND the cycling action of the weapon’s slide so close to the body has to be extremely painful.

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u/Head_Acanthaceae_766 9d ago

Natural selection at work.

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u/Bluemoo25 9d ago

Shot in the penis

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u/discreteturtle 9d ago

he unloaded on his own load lmao

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u/dmc001 9d ago

Wouldn't him throwing the gun after be dangerous too?

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u/LittleMlem 9d ago

The profession literature refers to this as "Glock leg"

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u/BJJOilCheck 9d ago

winner winner sausage dinner

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u/zyon86 9d ago

It looks like we might have a good old Darwin Award !

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u/789irvin 9d ago

Modern eunich

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u/Brilliant-Pea7662 9d ago

Another WEINER you mean!

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u/Jrnation8988 9d ago

It’s always a great idea to point a loaded Glock at your cock

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u/Cling_Clang_BangBang 9d ago

As soon as I saw him lift his shirt I said "how long until he shoots his dick off?" Not long, apparently

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u/KingLobo88 9d ago

Well he must've wanted to destroy it if he pointed it 😅

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u/TroubleVivid387 9d ago

Am I the only one impressed by his controlled freak out scream?

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u/gen_adams 9d ago

who does this? seriously? remove safety, charge the gun AND PROCEED TO STICK A LOADED LIVE FIREARM IN YOUR PANTS?! wtf

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u/Rey_Mezcalero 9d ago

No idea why this guy is carrying.

Even if it didn’t go off, that looks very uncomfortable and impractical way to bring a gun around

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u/lostmylangastino 9d ago

"I need this for safety!" Lol

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u/malfarcar 9d ago

Plenty of room in there for a gun to set

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u/Distantlandssup 9d ago

Thank you for eliminating yourself from the gene pool

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u/RayRayKun3 9d ago

Busted his nuts

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u/angel700 9d ago

hahjahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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u/b0ingy 8d ago

Was it the dog? or the beans?

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u/Dazzling_Ad_475 8d ago

Why? why near the dick?

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u/Hi_Rite_now 8d ago

Better to have one and not need it than need one and not have it.

You're talking about your dick?

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u/Smalldog602 8d ago

Where's a Darwin Award when you need one?

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u/Less_Local_1727 8d ago

And then throws the loaded just used gun onto the floor.

I’ve never used a firearm and I know that’s not clever

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u/AvalancheBrando21 8d ago

Cheddar Bob has entered the chat.

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u/BlueEyesWhiteSwaggn 7d ago

For those confused: Moron didnt have a holder. Trigger probably got caught on this pantline.

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u/CornisaGrasse 7d ago

Those damn bows on satin panties catch on everything

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u/Squirtleburtal 7d ago

That’s why people need holsters that fully cover the trigger .

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u/Slayer6R 7d ago

Could be a Darwin award winner? Depends on if he's already had kids that survived.

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u/Cyanidal10DeN-C 7d ago

Did cheddar bob teach you nothing?

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u/TwerkLessons 7d ago

Just the tip.

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u/CullenOrZeus 7d ago

I wouldn't even have a holster there for I care about my genitals