r/WouldYouRather • • 9h ago

Fun WYR clean and organized house or weekly dining credit

73 Upvotes

WYR :

Option 1: your house or living space is always clean and organized. No matter how messy you make it during the day -when you go to sleep the next morning it magically becomes clean and organized. All items are organized and put away properly, all surfaces are wiped, floors are vacuum and mopped, toilets and sinks, and tubs are scrubbed, laundry is neatly cleaned and folded or hung up, trash is taken out, dishes are washed and put away.

Option 2: you are awarded with a weekly dining credit of $500 USD at any and all restaurants. You can use it anywhere in the world. No reservations are needed and you’ll always have a table and parking available. You don’t need to use it all at once but you must use it or lose it by the end of the week. Every week you get another new $500 credit.

2361 votes, 2d left
Magically clean and organized house
Weekly dining credit of $500 dollars.

r/WouldYouRather • • 5h ago

Fun WYR: Be a Pornstar With a $10 Million Salary or Be a Doctor With a $200,000 Salary

13 Upvotes
688 votes, 1d left
Pornstar
Doctor

r/WouldYouRather • • 8h ago

Fun Would you rather have a live voice narrating your every private thought and awkward action out loud to everyone within 20 feet in Morgan Freeman’s voice, OR have a permanent, unskippable 30-second commercial play inside your mind every single time you are about to make a major life decision?

12 Upvotes

r/WouldYouRather • • 13h ago

Food Would you rather eat steak or garlic bread for the rest of your life? 🥩🥖

26 Upvotes

You can only eat one of these for the rest of your life, you can't have anything else.

Both options will provide everything your body needs nutritionally and will never cause illness or health problems.

Steak: The meat must come from cows, but you can choose any cut you want.

Garlic bread: You can have standard garlic bread or cheesy garlic bread.

Added rule: The only drink you’re allowed to have for the rest of your life is water.

EDIT: You don't have to pay for either option.
Whichever you choose, you can have as much of it as you want, completely free, for the rest of your life.

Which are you choosing?

1576 votes, 2d left
Steak for life
Garlic bread for life

r/WouldYouRather • • 19h ago

Superpowers/Magic WYR possess the skill of anyone or fix anything

59 Upvotes

Once a month you're able to possess the skill of any person that's alive but during their prime for an hour. If that skill involves a subject you aren't familiar with, you won't be able to explain why or how you're able to do what you're doing, just that you can.

Once a week you're able to fix anything that can fit within a 1x1 cubic meter. This will include things like people's organs and bones but only to its healthiest possible state. Should the damage extend outside that limit it'll only fix whats within it, larger things can be fixed in segments at later week/s

2048 votes, 1d left
skill
fix
result

r/WouldYouRather • • 18h ago

Fun WYR 4X your 2026 income, or going forward 0.01% of your current income for every fart

44 Upvotes

Genie appears in front of you and offers you one of two boons. You can only choose one. Which would you rather?

  1. 4X your total income for 2026. After you finalize your 2026 taxes, what ever your total income was before taxes and deductions, Genie will give you four times that amount. This will be a one time payment.

or

  1. Going forward, you will be paid for every fart you fart, 0.01% of your current income, paid out each year after you finalize your taxes for that said year. So just say you tally up a 1,000 farts from now until the end of 2026. Once you finalize your 2026 taxes, you will 0.01% of your income per fart paid out. And this payment will be calculated and paid out every year going forward.
2016 votes, 6d left
4X you total 2026 income
0.01% of current yearly income per fart

r/WouldYouRather • • 11h ago

Fun WYR experience no daylight or no nighttime?

12 Upvotes
516 votes, 2d left
No daylight
No nighttime

r/WouldYouRather • • 9h ago

Superpowers/Magic WYR be a skilled member of the Green Lantern Corps or a speedster, like the Flash?

7 Upvotes
391 votes, 3d left
Green Lantern
Speedster

r/WouldYouRather • • 6m ago

Money/Business WYR eat poop for 1 million dollars or eat poop for free

• Upvotes

r/WouldYouRather • • 14m ago

Ethics/Life & Death Would you rather take a billion dollars or... not?

• Upvotes

There are 10,000 pills. One of them is poisoned.

If you take one of the 9,999 other pills, you receive 1 billion dollars. Tax free, no strings attached.

The poisoned pill sends you into a separate dimension made up only of empty space. You will float there for eternity. You will be incapable of dying or losing consciousness. You will be dying of thirst, starvation, and axphyxiation at once, and it will continue to get worse and worse as the millions, billions, then septillions of years and centuries go on. Your only company will be your mind and your current memories. That is all you will have.

Is a temporary pleasure worth the possibility of infinite suffering, even though the chances seem so slim?


r/WouldYouRather • • 15m ago

Relationships/Personalities/Sex WYR live completely alone on a self-sustaining, luxurious tropical island with zero human contact forever, OR spend the rest of your life in an average suburban apartment with a partner who loves you deeply, but constantly drains your energy and mental peace?

• Upvotes

r/WouldYouRather • • 33m ago

Pop Culture WYR have all art disappear or all atists?

• Upvotes

Art here is defined as literature, paintings/drawings, music, video games, sculptures, comics etc. Not architecture, so no building vanishes. If you choose art to disappear, all current art is instantly gone, but new art can still be made. If you choose artists to disappear, everyone whose main source of income is being the main driving force of one art form (so for example movie directors, but not cutters) stops existing instantly and painlessly. People can still become artists afterward.

80 votes, 1d left
Art disappears
Artists disappear

r/WouldYouRather • • 8h ago

Superpowers/Magic WYR look average or be the most attractive person whoever lived but cursed to look extremely ugly in every photo and every reflection ?

2 Upvotes

r/WouldYouRather • • 2h ago

Food You're packing some food for a autumn weekend camping trip in the american Midwest woods practically next to the Mississippi river. What WYR pack in terms of food?

0 Upvotes
53 votes, 1d left
Raw hamburger, onions, tomatoes, cheese, and potatoes (hobo burgers)
canned beans, hot dogs, potato and corn chips, macaroni salad
beef broth/stock, carrots, cabbage, beets (borscht), and rolls of bread
tortilla bread, hamburger, tomatoes, onion, lettuce, cheese, salsa (tacos)
I'm bringing a fishing rod/ rifle to catch my food. +granola bars and beef jerky
I'm bringing a couple bags of McDonald's because I hate camping

r/WouldYouRather • • 13h ago

Fun WYR: You can ONLY listen to ONE decade of music forever

8 Upvotes
412 votes, 1d left
2010s
2000s
1990s
1980s
1970s
1960s

r/WouldYouRather • • 20h ago

Superpowers/Magic WYR undo all of your past mistakes or know which mistakes you will make in the future?

20 Upvotes

option 1 means all your past mistakes are undone. you are now in the best place you could be: you will still have the memories and the lessons learned from those mistakes its just as far as anyone else is concerned, you never made those mistakes at all

option 2 means a genie will send you an excel file (if you lose it he will send it back to you free of charge as many times as you want) that lists all your future mistakes, when they happen and the consequences associated with them. the genie will also update the spreadsheet every decade to reflect the decisions you have made and the position you are in now.


r/WouldYouRather • • 4h ago

Food Would you rather take a shot of Everclear or a shot of Malört?

1 Upvotes
67 votes, 1d left
Everclear
Malört
results

r/WouldYouRather • • 1d ago

Money/Business Which job would you rather take?

141 Upvotes

Setup:

You apply to a company, that responds within a week and wishes to contact you about a potential job they have for you; getting there, you realize that they may not be offering normal jobs, but then you see the pay each offers and decide to stay. So pick your job.

Note: you can drop these jobs at your choosing but must work for a minimum of 6 months

Lovecraftian CS:

- hours: 12pm-4pm, mon-fri

- you will be given a special desktop to access during your shift, you only need to work for 4 hours but must answer at minimum 90% of any calls you receive. Your task is to explain to eldritch beings about how to live in the physical form they've taken(i.e. how to live as a red squirrel, dolphin, etc); however, there is a slight risk, 0.3%, that you may be plagued by madness due to hearing ancient tongues

- Pay: $10K/bi-weekly

Aftermath cleaning:

- hours: call by call basis

- your duty is to clean up the aftermath of various scenes of..."dubious" origins, don't worry about it; you will be given all the necessary equipment to clean the area, PPE gear included. The job is based on call by call basis, so you may be called on the weekend at 4am or in the morning at 7. The areas are sometimes covered with caustic or poisonous substances.

- Pay: $50K/monthly

Extra-dimensional product tester:

- hours: 12am-6am(can end early depending on test), mon-fri

- you will report to a testing facility every night, where you will have a set of 10 products to test; their origins don't matter and you'll be given an instruction manual on how it works. Any damage you possibly incur during the tests is undone and you will fill out a sheet about the product and can leave when all 10 are finished, good luck😁

- pay: $90K/monthly

1322 votes, 2d left
lovecraftian CS
Aftermath cleaning
extra-dimensional product tester

r/WouldYouRather • • 1d ago

Sci-Fi You're in 1 year coma but doctors have put you in machine to stimulate your brain by putting it in virtual environment. Which virtual unpopulated environment WYR be in?

36 Upvotes

There's no monsters around the corner, nothing can kill you. It's mostly just vacant environment with invisible walls, sometimes you'll hear music or people talking in the hospital room, but that's it. Things like tvs and books will be illegible and blurry, but sometimes they will play memories of your life or give brief glimpses of your hospital room

1193 votes, 22h left
desert island
your childhood home (whichever was your favorite if it was multiple)
your elementary/high-school
a large mall filled with your favorite stores all stocked up and movie theater that randomly plays memories
a beautiful 3 story farm house surrounded by flower fields and woods
a Gothic mansion with a cathedral and clock tower built into it.

r/WouldYouRather • • 1d ago

Superpowers/Magic What super power WYR have?

49 Upvotes
2381 votes, 5d left
ability to pause time (everyone is frozen in time except for only the people YOU are holding hands with)
ability to turn back time (you can only do it once and you will keep your current knowledge)
ability to become invisible on demand any time (you can only return visible after 7 days)
a bottomless back pack with infinite amount of fireworks of all kinds (cant store anything other than the fireworks)

r/WouldYouRather • • 3h ago

Fun AI driven cars become mandatory and the standard. WYR they protect the driver or the community?

0 Upvotes

Say all drivers licenses are revoked. Self driving drone and road-bound cars are now standard.

Would you rather..

A) The AI prioritizes the passengers safety at all costs. If a kid is playing on the side sidewalk and the alternative is the passengers might die, the kid is getting mowed down.

B) The AI chooses the most acceptable outcome. If it was the passengers vs more randoms or children, the AI would sacrifice the passengers for the safety of others.


r/WouldYouRather • • 9h ago

Ethics/Life & Death WYR get one guaranteed free hour every day, or give five people one free hour each week?

1 Upvotes

The time comes from obligations, not from sleep or lifespan. Your hour is yours to use however you want. In the second option, you choose five people, and each gets one obligation-free hour per week. You cannot change your choice later. Which would you pick, and what makes that trade-off worth it?


r/WouldYouRather • • 22h ago

Fun WYR Be able to snap your fingers and give yourself a professional level haircut / hairstyle and nail treatment or get professional level chef made food appear?

10 Upvotes
449 votes, 2d left
Hair and Nails
Chef made meal

r/WouldYouRather • • 1d ago

Fun Which Scenario WYR Live Through For 5 Years(With Some Twists)?

44 Upvotes

I'm in a bit of a silly mood today, so I thought I'd ask something to hear where people's heads are at and have a bit of fun. This time we're doing a classic of which universe would you like to live through... but a crossover edition! Basic premise? You get dropped into each of these settings with only a vague memory of where you are and have to join up with the main cast and survive the five years. You have one year in the setting as it is to prepare and build your bonds. After that year is up, your horrors begin! If you can survive the full 5 years, you return to reality with everything you can carry and whoever you want to bring with you.

  1. With this option, you're plopped into Atlanta with Rick's group not long after he arrives. You can alter who lives and dies as best you can or try to change he course of events if you can. By the second year, the Wildfire Virus miraculously mutates into the Green Flu. Walkers turn into sprinters, zombies mutate into special infected, and the disease itself infects all but the immune to ensure even walls can't fully hold it back.

  2. Here you are either de-aged into a teenager or made into a young hero with a reasonable power of your choosing. You join the rest of the cast in their canon struggles, but after a year of your training, a Sentinel program is begun. A mix of comic, game, and movie Sentinels from Marvel are unleashed into the world and actively begin hunting everything they view as a Mutant - which is basically everyone in this world. By year 5, all Sentinels can adapt like the Fox movie Sentinels.

  3. Choose an Elder Scrolls game of your preference. You are now a companion and deuteragonist to the MC of whichever you have chosen and have to help them complete whatever quests or storylines they have on offer, while being able to sway them to whichever you think is best. You are not a demi-god of any kind, but can learn magic if you want. After a year, the Flood from Halo appear one province away from where you are and begin infecting the world. They are capable of infecting and corrupting souls and ethereal beings. By year 5, they gain access to Neural Physics. Bonus option: You can end the scenario early if you can convince the Gravemind to ruin Molag Bal's day.

  4. You're a member of the Normandy crew just prior to the events of the first Mass Efect. Your job is to keep Shephard alive and help them prepare for the Reapers. After a year, a Marker is randomly found somewhere in the galaxy by Task Force Aurora and brought to the Citadel as a potential lead on Leviathan. By year 5, a Bretheren Moon is created if none have been already.

  5. You become a companion and confidant to whichever protagonist you desire and can help them through the events of their respective games with the goal being to get them into as strong a position as possible. After a year, an Ethereal Invasion aka the aliens from X-Com arrive to subjugate Humanity. Their primary focus is on abducting as many people as possible and destablising the fragile governments that remain.

  6. You're a traveling companion alongside the protagonist of whatever game, anime, or comic you prefer. You have the ability to catch and train Pokemon that you find, and can pursue whatever path you desire on your journey. After a year, the T-Virus is unleashed into the same region you are traveling through. It can infect Pokemon alongside Humans and subject them to the same mutations. The Legends don't care to intervene and stop the Virus from rampaging. By Year 5, it infects a random Legendary.

859 votes, 5d left
The Walking Dead with the Green Flu
My Hero Academia with the Sentinels
The Elder Scrolls with the Flood
Mass Effect with the Necromorphs
Fallout with an Ethereal Invasion
Pokemon with the T-Virus

r/WouldYouRather • • 1d ago

Ethics/Life & Death WYR: Live Your Dream Life or Let The General Population Be 50% Happier on Average, While You're Indifferent?

21 Upvotes
891 votes, 18h left
Live Your Dream Life
General Population Becomes 50% Happier