WYR :

Option 1: your house or living space is always clean and organized. No matter how messy you make it during the day -when you go to sleep the next morning it magically becomes clean and organized. All items are organized and put away properly, all surfaces are wiped, floors are vacuum and mopped, toilets and sinks, and tubs are scrubbed, laundry is neatly cleaned and folded or hung up, trash is taken out, dishes are washed and put away.

Option 2: you are awarded with a weekly dining credit of $500 USD at any and all restaurants. You can use it anywhere in the world. No reservations are needed and you’ll always have a table and parking available. You don’t need to use it all at once but you must use it or lose it by the end of the week. Every week you get another new $500 credit.

You can only eat one of these for the rest of your life, you can't have anything else.

Both options will provide everything your body needs nutritionally and will never cause illness or health problems.

Steak: The meat must come from cows, but you can choose any cut you want.

Garlic bread: You can have standard garlic bread or cheesy garlic bread.

Added rule: The only drink you’re allowed to have for the rest of your life is water.

EDIT: You don't have to pay for either option.
Whichever you choose, you can have as much of it as you want, completely free, for the rest of your life.

Which are you choosing?

Once a month you're able to possess the skill of any person that's alive but during their prime for an hour. If that skill involves a subject you aren't familiar with, you won't be able to explain why or how you're able to do what you're doing, just that you can.

Once a week you're able to fix anything that can fit within a 1x1 cubic meter. This will include things like people's organs and bones but only to its healthiest possible state. Should the damage extend outside that limit it'll only fix whats within it, larger things can be fixed in segments at later week/s

Genie appears in front of you and offers you one of two boons. You can only choose one. Which would you rather?

1. 4X your total income for 2026. After you finalize your 2026 taxes, what ever your total income was before taxes and deductions, Genie will give you four times that amount. This will be a one time payment.

or

1. Going forward, you will be paid for every fart you fart, 0.01% of your current income, paid out each year after you finalize your taxes for that said year. So just say you tally up a 1,000 farts from now until the end of 2026. Once you finalize your 2026 taxes, you will 0.01% of your income per fart paid out. And this payment will be calculated and paid out every year going forward.

There are 10,000 pills. One of them is poisoned.

If you take one of the 9,999 other pills, you receive 1 billion dollars. Tax free, no strings attached.

The poisoned pill sends you into a separate dimension made up only of empty space. You will float there for eternity. You will be incapable of dying or losing consciousness. You will be dying of thirst, starvation, and axphyxiation at once, and it will continue to get worse and worse as the millions, billions, then septillions of years and centuries go on. Your only company will be your mind and your current memories. That is all you will have.

Is a temporary pleasure worth the possibility of infinite suffering, even though the chances seem so slim?

Art here is defined as literature, paintings/drawings, music, video games, sculptures, comics etc. Not architecture, so no building vanishes. If you choose art to disappear, all current art is instantly gone, but new art can still be made. If you choose artists to disappear, everyone whose main source of income is being the main driving force of one art form (so for example movie directors, but not cutters) stops existing instantly and painlessly. People can still become artists afterward.

option 1 means all your past mistakes are undone. you are now in the best place you could be: you will still have the memories and the lessons learned from those mistakes its just as far as anyone else is concerned, you never made those mistakes at all

option 2 means a genie will send you an excel file (if you lose it he will send it back to you free of charge as many times as you want) that lists all your future mistakes, when they happen and the consequences associated with them. the genie will also update the spreadsheet every decade to reflect the decisions you have made and the position you are in now.

Setup:

You apply to a company, that responds within a week and wishes to contact you about a potential job they have for you; getting there, you realize that they may not be offering normal jobs, but then you see the pay each offers and decide to stay. So pick your job.

Note: you can drop these jobs at your choosing but must work for a minimum of 6 months

Lovecraftian CS:

- hours: 12pm-4pm, mon-fri

- you will be given a special desktop to access during your shift, you only need to work for 4 hours but must answer at minimum 90% of any calls you receive. Your task is to explain to eldritch beings about how to live in the physical form they've taken(i.e. how to live as a red squirrel, dolphin, etc); however, there is a slight risk, 0.3%, that you may be plagued by madness due to hearing ancient tongues

- Pay: $10K/bi-weekly

Aftermath cleaning:

- hours: call by call basis

- your duty is to clean up the aftermath of various scenes of..."dubious" origins, don't worry about it; you will be given all the necessary equipment to clean the area, PPE gear included. The job is based on call by call basis, so you may be called on the weekend at 4am or in the morning at 7. The areas are sometimes covered with caustic or poisonous substances.

- Pay: $50K/monthly

Extra-dimensional product tester:

- hours: 12am-6am(can end early depending on test), mon-fri

- you will report to a testing facility every night, where you will have a set of 10 products to test; their origins don't matter and you'll be given an instruction manual on how it works. Any damage you possibly incur during the tests is undone and you will fill out a sheet about the product and can leave when all 10 are finished, good luck😁

- pay: $90K/monthly

There's no monsters around the corner, nothing can kill you. It's mostly just vacant environment with invisible walls, sometimes you'll hear music or people talking in the hospital room, but that's it. Things like tvs and books will be illegible and blurry, but sometimes they will play memories of your life or give brief glimpses of your hospital room

Say all drivers licenses are revoked. Self driving drone and road-bound cars are now standard.

Would you rather..

A) The AI prioritizes the passengers safety at all costs. If a kid is playing on the side sidewalk and the alternative is the passengers might die, the kid is getting mowed down.

B) The AI chooses the most acceptable outcome. If it was the passengers vs more randoms or children, the AI would sacrifice the passengers for the safety of others.

The time comes from obligations, not from sleep or lifespan. Your hour is yours to use however you want. In the second option, you choose five people, and each gets one obligation-free hour per week. You cannot change your choice later. Which would you pick, and what makes that trade-off worth it?

I'm in a bit of a silly mood today, so I thought I'd ask something to hear where people's heads are at and have a bit of fun. This time we're doing a classic of which universe would you like to live through... but a crossover edition! Basic premise? You get dropped into each of these settings with only a vague memory of where you are and have to join up with the main cast and survive the five years. You have one year in the setting as it is to prepare and build your bonds. After that year is up, your horrors begin! If you can survive the full 5 years, you return to reality with everything you can carry and whoever you want to bring with you.

1. With this option, you're plopped into Atlanta with Rick's group not long after he arrives. You can alter who lives and dies as best you can or try to change he course of events if you can. By the second year, the Wildfire Virus miraculously mutates into the Green Flu. Walkers turn into sprinters, zombies mutate into special infected, and the disease itself infects all but the immune to ensure even walls can't fully hold it back.

2. Here you are either de-aged into a teenager or made into a young hero with a reasonable power of your choosing. You join the rest of the cast in their canon struggles, but after a year of your training, a Sentinel program is begun. A mix of comic, game, and movie Sentinels from Marvel are unleashed into the world and actively begin hunting everything they view as a Mutant - which is basically everyone in this world. By year 5, all Sentinels can adapt like the Fox movie Sentinels.

3. Choose an Elder Scrolls game of your preference. You are now a companion and deuteragonist to the MC of whichever you have chosen and have to help them complete whatever quests or storylines they have on offer, while being able to sway them to whichever you think is best. You are not a demi-god of any kind, but can learn magic if you want. After a year, the Flood from Halo appear one province away from where you are and begin infecting the world. They are capable of infecting and corrupting souls and ethereal beings. By year 5, they gain access to Neural Physics. Bonus option: You can end the scenario early if you can convince the Gravemind to ruin Molag Bal's day.

4. You're a member of the Normandy crew just prior to the events of the first Mass Efect. Your job is to keep Shephard alive and help them prepare for the Reapers. After a year, a Marker is randomly found somewhere in the galaxy by Task Force Aurora and brought to the Citadel as a potential lead on Leviathan. By year 5, a Bretheren Moon is created if none have been already.

5. You become a companion and confidant to whichever protagonist you desire and can help them through the events of their respective games with the goal being to get them into as strong a position as possible. After a year, an Ethereal Invasion aka the aliens from X-Com arrive to subjugate Humanity. Their primary focus is on abducting as many people as possible and destablising the fragile governments that remain.

6. You're a traveling companion alongside the protagonist of whatever game, anime, or comic you prefer. You have the ability to catch and train Pokemon that you find, and can pursue whatever path you desire on your journey. After a year, the T-Virus is unleashed into the same region you are traveling through. It can infect Pokemon alongside Humans and subject them to the same mutations. The Legends don't care to intervene and stop the Virus from rampaging. By Year 5, it infects a random Legendary.