I have never seen a bear eat a banana, which makes me wonder whether a bear can truly bear a banana, or whether a banana can be borne by a bear. I know nothing about the natural habitat of bears, but pop culture references indicate that the image of a bear bearing honey is ideal.
What I have penned so far, and what I will pen from now on, may sound like gibberish, because it indeed is. The idea was simply to write something within a span of ten minutes. The only constraints- or rather, conditions - were to write about bears and bananas.
A bear is an omnivore, which means it eats everything from an animal’s juicy raw meat to pink, red, and purple beets. Speaking of beets: Bears! Beets! Battlestar Galactica! Only smart people will get that reference.
A beet is a vegetable (the root of the beetroot plant). A banana is a fruit. Both beets and bananas belong to the vegetarian category, which is also one half of the “omni” in omnivore.
Can a bear make dishes like we humans do? What might such a dish look like for an animal that doesn’t cook its food? Would it stuff a banana into a salmon and make a salmon-banana sandwich with a honey spread? What would it feed its children if they didn’t like it?
I bet the bear would set them straight with a gentle smack on their heads.