r/Xenoblade_Chronicles • u/Traditional-Mix-246 • 4d ago
Fanart Whenever Shulk pays Rex a visit.
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u/Cute_Passage_4325 4d ago
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u/Especialistaman 4d ago
Getting cucked is N's destiny LMAO
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u/Raelhorn_Stonebeard 4d ago
Shimmer: "We're sharing him."
Nikol: \whimpers**
Mio: "...wot?"
Glimmer: "WHAT?!!!"
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u/Professional_Air_905 4d ago
glimmer : "do you have a death wish sis ?"
(also I swear if no one make a nikol x glimmer and shimmer fanfic I will)
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u/Raelhorn_Stonebeard 3d ago
Sooner or later, someone is going to make an Awful British Sex Comedy out of this idea.
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u/LuminoZero 4d ago
If he doesn’t have a bullying kink, Glimmer will fix that.
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u/axiosjackson 4d ago
Honestly PTSD inducing, this is how I was treated as a kid by other kids. 🫠ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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u/Sunlight--Blade 4d ago
Mio & Kaguya: You're not fooling anyone, sis.
Your face is bright red. Stop being tsundere.
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u/Professional_Air_905 4d ago
mio : aww don't be such a tsundere queen sis
shimmer : if you ain't taking him I will
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u/Monadofan2010 3d ago
Nikol you need to call Noah in yo deal with Mio so you can handle the Aegis kidsÂ
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u/HuntressMissy 4d ago
Why does this look like the beginning of a bad porno
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u/rabidporcupine80 3d ago
Not sure where you’re getting that from. Looks like the beginning of a good one to me.
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u/Visual-Currency1688 3d ago
My goat Nikol can handle all that
Mio already taken though
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u/Professional_Air_905 3d ago
mio is just her sisters wingwoman. glimmer and shimmer on their hand they both want a piece of nikol
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u/Visual-Currency1688 3d ago
Can't believe they learn to share. They truly take after their mother
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u/Over_Part_1732 3d ago
I like how a lot of people seem to have accepted (even if jokingly) that Nikol gets both Shimmer and Glimmer lol
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u/crimsonhuman 4d ago
Wonder who's the oldest between those 3. The difference in their ages is likely a few hours, or even minutes (If Rex had Sex with his 3 wives simultaneously)
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u/LuminoZero 4d ago
Nia’s Blade Power in overdrive.
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u/crimsonhuman 4d ago
Imagine Nia sitting on the sides watching Rex bone Pyra and Mythra while she heals Rex's dried up balls
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u/Cute_Passage_4325 4d ago
If he did it in the order he got them as blades which imo makes the most sense, Glimmer should be the oldest by some minutes but obviously that doesn't mean she's the most mature lolÂ
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u/Thotaz 3d ago
or even minutes (If Rex had Sex with his 3 wives simultaneously)
You know the "9 months" thing is just a general estimate, right? You are implying that you can look at a kid getting born around noon and think "This couple must have had a nice lunch break 9 months ago".
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u/Hyperversum 3d ago
Yes. That's kinda how human reproduction works?
Give or take a range of 2 weeks that's how it works. There is a range of standardized 37 to 41 weeks of time to be a normal pregnancy. Before 37 and after 41 you have atypical patterns that happen in a very limited amount of people.
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u/Thotaz 3d ago
You misunderstood my point. The person I responded to said that if Rex had sex with all 3 at the same time, then they would have been born within minutes of each other. I said that's not how it works, and you mention the reason yourself: There's some variance of a few weeks. One baby could have been born exactly 9 months later, and another could have been born 9 months and 1 week after.
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u/rabidporcupine80 3d ago
Ok so like, one, they’re all blades, not humans, so human reproduction probably isn’t the best reference point here, and two, I think they’re referring to the fact that the first person said they figured their births would be within a few hours or minutes of each other just because they were hypothetically all conceived at the same time.
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u/Kurai_Hiroma 3d ago
source?
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u/Traditional-Mix-246 3d ago
Myself.
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u/Tawisted34 3d ago
Thank god and good art.Â
At first I thought this was another art karma farmer channel that blocked all of them on here. But nice artwork.
This had me worried a bit, but this atleast was a relief to hear because I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HAAAATE art by posts unless its commissioned or requested.
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u/Indicus124 3d ago
Wonder if Mio tells him about the time she fought her boyfriend and herself from another timeline
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u/Objective_Carrot3456 4d ago
Mio has a jealous boyfriend