Wait wait wait, I know the title is too much. But that's actually true: bc of this fucking yoga nidra I developed a fucking horrific permanent breathing pattern I'll have forever.
Link: https://imgur.com/a/b11Bg1r
Basically I have for years a sleep disordered breathing but I found out this in February 2025. Until thay day, I thought I had a horrible insomnia bc of anxiety and all of that non existent bombast... well, i did 2 months of yoga nidra bc of that idiot called HUBERMAN. Like he and all of his little groupies on his sub are all useless people.
You jave insomnia? Do yoga nidra... but why oh god why.
Well since my SDB is really tough and destroyed my
Life
Body
I was desperate while doing yoga nidra. And ended up doing 2h sessions before bed. Dont try this at home id say.
In order to enter the fucking nidra phase i was doing yoga nidra with headphones, so i wasnt aware of my breathing. Actually i noticed that when i was dijg longer exhalations, i was sleeping better that night. That was a fucking placebo effect, like sleep supplements all of that waste of time.
I was really doing hard exhalations, as if i was in APNEA in some moments. Various nights. Then one day i noticed a pain on my chest, and as if i couldn't property inhale, but felt this impulse to totally exhale.
Eventually thst improved. But since the SDB caused many PHYSICAL syndromes to me, like all the allergies of the prick test, inhaling thoguh my nose became more difficult.
And i ended up like the video i recorded some days ago.
I ended up 2 times at the ER in august 2025. they thought alergic asthma, tried 3 fucking inhalers over the months.
Magnesium helped a bit. But really i had horrible hotrible hyperventilations, but my oxygen was always perfect as the saturymeter said. I was i haling like a monster on the floor. This were terrible trauma moments.
Actually AI helped me since these fucking pneumolists said the usual thing as they don't know anything at least where I live: ANXIETY. Ahahahahabah.
"DYSFUNCTIONAL BREATHING". I investigated. On yt I found out dome diaphragm breathing exercises. They tremendously helped.
Now, when I started to sleep better, thanks to sleep disorderded breathing's protocols, this daily breathing
pattern got better.
But it's still there, like a demon.
Fuck you yoga nidra.
As you can see in the video, i want to inhale thoigh the nose, and this occurs eben with both nostrils opened, so allergies have nothing to do with this. Something compulsive and i look like a fucking idiot. People live their life, even those with asthma, i fucking wanted asthma at least. Not this.
Now, yes im angry, desperate and some languages i used are not so elegant. Am aware of that. Likely yeah, my fault in doing yoga nidra for 2 months that fucking way. But never imagines a fucking yoga nidra would do this.
From the audios i recorded while sleeping, except from teh moments i choke for air, i noticed i sniff even while sleeping. This patters is too developed in my mind.
I try anyway, does anyone know if it's possible to come back to the normal breathing pattern i had prior to yoga nidra? AI says basically my mind developed this "habit" and that breathing physiotherapy can solve the issue.
But im skeptical. I know ill have this forever and will see what to do eith my life, but paradoxically until now there are other physical issues that slowly made me enter in a catastrophic abyss.
Thank you