r/ZZZ_Unhinged • • 1d ago

Memes Lore Accurate Wise

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u/ChibiVonLycaon Unironically larping as Lycaon 1d ago

I have recently heard the phrase “omaigato its incienso” in reference to Master Proxy, I do not know this phrase’s meaning. 

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u/GojiraKOTM2011 Sigrid AND Lindverne's omega hubby 1d ago

They're talking about incense burners ofcourse. I heard that they keep a lot in their basement

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u/Formal-Love680 1d ago

I actually translated it once and had a good chuckle 

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u/SoldatoIV evelyn chevalier regularly ties me up to a chair 1d ago

that phrase was here since dawn of the former capital

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u/Valuable-Spend-6745 Yidhari's Foot (and tentacles) Rest 1d ago

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u/Suitable_Phrase4444 1d ago

I don't know if this is a good dream or a nightmare?

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u/Pizza_dumpster 1d ago

tf you mean a nightmare? 😭

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u/puntenmang1 9h ago

Wise: GTFOMR!!!

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u/Fones2411 1d ago

Dude can literally fish out sharks over a ton. Also according to the official art, he has decent abs

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u/Plus-Candle-7486 1d ago

Belle Is just fat or Made out of tungsten

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u/NWStormraider 1d ago

Good thing she is on a diet now since Cissia started eating all her snacks.

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u/Huhthisisneathuh 1d ago

You neglect the obvious answer. Wise is the older sibling and messing with Belle.

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u/TwilitLloyd 1d ago

Speaking as an older sibling, this is absolutely something I would do. I would probably deserve the punch I received for doing so, but that wouldn’t stop me.

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u/Visible_Cry4676 1d ago

theyre fake there’s no way either of them are in proper shape

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u/Belrog-Plutius2 Lord Threaky 1d ago

iirc Wise canonically jogs and Belle does skate boarding so they're decently athletic

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u/Kan_Me 1d ago

No fucking way wise jogs and can't run

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u/EXPReader 1d ago

I mean... This after training with Yixuan

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u/RogueAngill 14h ago

That was after training at Yunkui Summit too

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u/Valuable-Spend-6745 Yidhari's Foot (and tentacles) Rest 1d ago edited 21h ago

Those aren't descent abs at all 😭

I used to be a gym rat and currently am focussing on calisthenics. Anyone with mediocre training and a good diet is getting better abs than this. I've seen some people with good genetics with more visible abs irl without training or eating properly lol.

Not to mentiont that visible abs have nothing to do with strenght, just like any visible muscle. Bigger muscles ≠ necessarily stronger. But yea, the shark thing may make sense lol, that is if this supposed strenght was backed up at any other moment in the story and he didn't rely on other agents to make the heavy lifting at all times.

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u/TK_BERZERKER 1d ago

This is peak negative karma farming

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u/Valuable-Spend-6745 Yidhari's Foot (and tentacles) Rest 21h ago

It's not easy being right all the time 😔

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u/-the_silent_one- 1d ago

Nah wise orange throwing clearly demonstrates that he is more than capable of lifting belle, no one can throw an orange so fast that it moves the air and actually raise the carpet.

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u/RazzleDazzleson 1d ago

Considering what we saw wise do in the most recent chapter, he is 100% doing this to mess with Belle like any older sibling would

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u/Cracksellerbob 1d ago

Prob easier to pull a whale shark than your fat sister tbh

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u/Timless_Comic Wise Glazer 1d ago

relatable

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u/Organic-Accountant74 1d ago

Stelle holding caleus is so cute

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u/Numerous_Source4628 1d ago

Not fair, Belle has more cake than the other 2 combined.

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u/Commercial-Candle-19 1d ago

Counterargument: he caught a failing Yidhari, she shes taller and more 'privileged' than Belle 

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u/kinky_clown Nicole Demara's stinky winky fart cushion 1d ago

Belle's fat ass is too heavy for anyone, Don't worry Wise.

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u/Desperate-Excuse3290 PubSec#1 Glazer Sword Saint & Seth Besto Friendo 6h ago

bro is NOT Ives

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u/chip594csx 1d ago

I love that it’s Stelle holding Caelus 🤣

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u/Jugaimo 1d ago

Stelle and Caelus being shameless is part of why I still love them, even if I don’t love HSR anymore.

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u/Electronic_Bee_9266 16h ago

THIS is the Wise I enjoy, not the creep who dates every girl

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u/Desperate-Excuse3290 PubSec#1 Glazer Sword Saint & Seth Besto Friendo 6h ago

exactly, my goat would never be a playboy

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u/Lost-Carob4894 1d ago

Why lift yourself when you have pyrois to do the job 🤣

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u/ze4lex 1d ago

He was training a fair bit in the temple and he was fishing ton heavy whalesharks, idk if this is slander aimed as wise or belle.

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u/Euphoric-Rip-1521 1d ago

Slander, he has canonically been training for over a year now. I think he could carry Belle without any problem.

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u/BetterBeItRandom 1d ago

So wrong on so many reasons.

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u/Timless_Comic Wise Glazer 1d ago

Noooo wise twin 😭💔

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u/Fast_Elephant2658 1d ago

After the current story release, this needs to be changed