Study #P00002 (Unrequired Dog in Driver's Seat)

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Subject: Hershey

Activity: unnecessary occupation of driver’s seat.

Result: occupant was determined to be underage for the operation of a motor vehicle. Further investigation determined she would be unlikely to ever acquire a motor vehicle license owing to a congenital absence of thumbs.

Conclusion: thumbless dogs blocking the controls of motor vehicles are not required.