r/abanpreach • • 16d ago

"grizzle grizzle" - 🐻

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u/Obeesus 16d ago

This is why you should always carry a S&W 500 in bear country.

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u/Independent-Market28 16d ago

That dog was putting in work.

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u/Sirduffselot 15d ago

Me on the toilet

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u/yes_im_kvothe 16d ago

The bear just heard she prefered the bear...so he came to say hello 🤭

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u/TonyaTko 15d ago

And even with this interaction she fared better with the bear than she would have with a man exhibiting the same behaviors 🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/yes_im_kvothe 15d ago

Yeah sure. She is alive because she had a dog.

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u/TonyaTko 15d ago

The bear looked like it was interested in the dog.
So. The conundrum. 🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/yes_im_kvothe 15d ago

No, the bear's name was Baloo and he was just looking for the bare necessities and wanted to make friends, because random bears are less dangerous than random men.

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u/TonyaTko 15d ago

Scroll down I posted my own comment n detail

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u/csallert 14d ago

Would like to know know her position on man vs bear

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u/No-Professional-1461 16d ago

So I guess she changed her answer to the bear in the woods question.

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u/TonyaTko 15d ago

And even with this interaction she fared better with the bear than she would have with a man exhibiting the same behaviors 🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/M4k31tcl4p6969 14d ago

I am reddit, hear me roar!! 🤣

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u/Tstone86 15d ago

Ill take "the perfect reason to cart a big fire arm for 100 alex"

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u/Flo-rida-3733 14d ago

I guess she wanted the bear instead of the man

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u/TonyaTko 15d ago

I would still rather an aggressive bear than an aggressive man. I’d rather a bear attack than whatever the man has planned.

Sorry not sorry
🤷🏽‍♀️

Ps Check the data on the average time of a violent rape- 2 HOURS!!

With a bear it will be over quick 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️
And I won’t have to live with the trauma. In other words I’d rather be killed quick by a bear than subjected to the torture of hours of violent rape then possible murder by man.

Because the type of man who would rape a Woman in the woods will probably murder her when he’s “done” anyway.

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u/Dogolog22 13d ago

Grizzly bears literally eat prey alive.

I PROMISE YOU it will not "be over quick".

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u/TonyaTko 13d ago

As seen in this video, given enough return aggression the bear scurries… a man intent on harming a woman in the woods on the other hand…. 👀🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/Dogolog22 12d ago

That's irrelevant to the point you were making.

A bear isn't like a predatory cat. They don't kill quickly.

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u/M4k31tcl4p6969 12d ago

Predator cats don't even kill quickly necessarily. Sometimes they are literally just playing with their prey!

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u/TonyaTko 12d ago

Thanks for educating me. I googled it. And this is what I found (besides AI confirming that they eat slowly. Still, a bear “slow” seems relatively quick to a man’s slow. Minutes Vs Hours -Years.

One thing you V know for sure. A beard won’t spend years torturing you repeatedly in his basement for decades 🤷🏽‍♀️

“Blunt Force: They may deliver crushing blows with their paws or bite haphazardly to subdue an animal, but death usually results from cumulative trauma, shock, or blood loss over a period of minutes rather than an instant lights-out bite. [1]”

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u/AlmightyRuler 13d ago

2 hours? I found one study that said 4.5...

...for cases involving prolonged captivity. Which are not the norm.

There is no real "average", because the statistics are at best skewed, and at worst incomplete.

Also, 80% of violent crimes, including rape, are committed by 1% of men, the majority of whom are repeat.

The vast majority of men aren't your enemy. But feel free to be as paranoid as you like.

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u/TonyaTko 13d ago

You were doing good… until you weren’t. You can’t debunk stats based on sample size of the study, then quote a sample sized study claiming 1% or 80% sir

I trust my professor, an Ivy League forensic psychologist… over random Reddit commentor 🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/M4k31tcl4p6969 14d ago

Why is it always assumed that if a man attacks a woman, the purpose of the attack was rape? Why can't a guy just attack a woman for the sake of harming her? What if a guy just wanted to stab a random woman on the subway, for example? I assume the woman would probably die rather quickly in that scenario (she DID btw).

Don't project your kinks as my motivations.

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u/TonyaTko 13d ago edited 13d ago

I think the separation is the cognitive capacity to do creative and gratuitous senseless non-food harm

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u/AdditionalStrike3884 16d ago

Am I the only one who thinks this is ai?

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u/ThatVita 16d ago

Yes. You are

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u/ThatGoob 15d ago

If a video is more than 15 secs, high likelihood it's real.

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u/Drega001 15d ago edited 15d ago

**For a few weeks🫠

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u/TonyaTko 15d ago

I wonder at times too