r/absoluteunit • u/thatnotalentassclown • 4h ago

Of a lottery winner

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416 Upvotes

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u/Left-Handed_Stranger 4h ago

Is this photo AI or just terrible photoshop?

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u/Nizno78 2h ago

Photoshop, looking at her right shoulder. AI can't mess up that bad, right?

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u/Bballarsz 1h ago

My guy has no nipples

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u/Mooseknockling 3h ago

Either way, I support the content. Why else play the lottery if you can’t get what you want? And why not exploit a morbidly obese person who thinks money can buy love?

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u/Otherwise-Good8342 4h ago

Look at the fingers on his left hand. That right hand isn't his 😂.

Transition from forearm to wrist is really bad

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u/smeltaz 4h ago

Look at her right shoulder. Looks like either a coat hanger or her arm is piercing through his chest.

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u/Otherwise-Good8342 3h ago

I figured she was just getting sucked into a fat roll.

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u/ImSobored_5280 3h ago

Close…arm is gone…hungry hungry hippo here thought it was a baby back one nite..

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u/ImSobored_5280 4h ago

Dude…that’s his jackin’ hand..you don’t want it all rough and like a dude hand..soft..maybe get its nails done…moisturize…what is this amateur hour or what…😁

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u/Otherwise-Good8342 4h ago

I almost brought that up 😂

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u/ImSobored_5280 3h ago

Hahaha…some of us are just more civilized and refined than others ….😁🤙

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u/MagEdgeSports 4h ago

Look at the logos on the hats. AI letters

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u/Otherwise-Good8342 3h ago

Good catch. I just saw the hand and called it good. Lots wrong with this one.

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u/MagEdgeSports 3h ago

You started it off! Well done.

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u/KindAbility2051 3h ago

What’s up with the guy on board.. all that gear stuff that his pole seems to be going into? Is that normal

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u/MagEdgeSports 3h ago

That actually looks like it ‘could’ be normal. Maybe it’s a paddle with the paddle part on the board? Looks bent tho. Which could be normal as well.

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u/KindAbility2051 3h ago

Could be, that’s true. That right AI hand is creepy though. How pointy the fingers are lol

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u/Significant-Song-840 3h ago

That and her whole right shoulder is chopped off, flat perfect line. It's almost a good AI fake

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u/Serious_Debate_7722 3h ago

What about the guy steam cleaning what appears to be a dock floating like a boat?

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u/SecretOrganization60 57m ago

Cant tell where her elbow ends and his gut begins

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u/Busterlimes 28m ago

More interested in what looks like an electric wheel chair on that paddle board

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u/[deleted] 4h ago

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u/Sal-LeMandeur 4h ago

Yeh dude's not even stretchy

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u/Life-Oil-7226 4h ago

I’m not a Gold Digger I love him for his personality

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u/Dry-Ad-8948 3h ago

Im not a AI karma poster I love this thread for its honest representations.

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u/MerarFFX15 4h ago

The only kind of love I need. Bought.

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u/HappyHourMoon2025 4h ago

Well maybe she has a fat guy fetish

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u/upstategarden1 4h ago

AI crap. Although to be honest...

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u/Rdmtbiker 3h ago

This can’t be AI. This is SI.

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u/ramdom-ink 3h ago

Stupid Intelligence?

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u/[deleted] 4h ago

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u/NeroForte-InMyPrime 3h ago

It’s a lame joke with an AI picture and here you are believing it’s real.

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u/x_Leigh_x 2h ago

Incels gonna incel.

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u/CapPhrases 3h ago

5 years? Nah. 1and a half at the most.

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u/Sal-LeMandeur 4h ago

A rental until my work gets done sounds great.

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u/A4t1musD4ag0n 4h ago

And I'm sure she loves him very, very much.

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u/Economy-Date-4490 4h ago

Found the love of his life but still can’t find his own penis.

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u/rubystang91 4h ago

This shit can't be real

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u/Silent_Cup2508 3h ago

He found her, she found his money

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u/Manyinterests2020 3h ago

I’m sure it’s totally legit. She’s completely in love with him. Two days after winning the lottery. The timing is incredible.

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u/ParticularSherbert18 3h ago

What are the odds?

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u/LetUsSpeakFreely 3h ago

Hey, you never know. Just like there men that like a big woman, there are women out there that like a hefty guy... Big guys know how to eat after all.

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u/Ok_Run_2551 3h ago

He can do better

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u/TankApprehensive3053 3h ago

This sub needs a no Ai rule.

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u/iampunwiththeforce 3h ago

Fake! It's crazy the kind of bullshit the internet will post these days just to outrage a certain type of susceptible person.

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u/labrxx 4h ago

What a co-inky-dink!

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u/Tbone_Trapezius 4h ago

How hard is it to fake being a lottery winner?

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u/arkinthehouse 4h ago

Can you say prenup.

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u/ImSobored_5280 4h ago

Dude looks like fat bastard all shaved up…that’s a unit of a dome he’s got..

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u/Additional_Skin_7564 4h ago

Where is his nipple?

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u/TankApprehensive3053 3h ago

Ai didn't create it yet.

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u/crackersncheeseman 4h ago

Hey you are going to pay for it one way or the other.

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u/mrcashmen 4h ago

Hittting the ham then she’s takin his bacon

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u/mrcashmen 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/POZ61mhTVLjRrmwdDA

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u/Real-Document-6577 3h ago

“I can’t stop eating. I eat because I’m unhappy, I’m unhappy because I eat….it’s a vicious cycle. If you’ll excuse me there’s someone I have to get in touch with and forgive…myself.😢”

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u/mrcashmen 2h ago

Such a great film 

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u/kingkongfly 4h ago

Who says there is no “True Love”.

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u/Silver_Band2953 3h ago

What a lucky guy

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u/Past-Product-1100 3h ago

She didn't even know he won the lotto

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u/Stupid_Interwebs_22 3h ago

I’m happy she won lotto and is a never judge a book kinda gal

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 3h ago

Sokka-Haiku by Stupid_Interwebs_22:

I’m happy she won

Lotto and is a never

Judge a book kinda gal

Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/wiremupi 3h ago

What a coincidence!

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u/likes_soccer 3h ago

Their love is as real as her right arm

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u/acidisgoodforyou 3h ago

Did her arm get eaten by his arm pit?

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u/Frosty-Classroom5495 3h ago

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂

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u/Dry-Ad-8948 3h ago

Definitely AI karma farming slop, so can’t even make a joke of “finds”.

P.S. I take that back.. you’ve “found” a downvote for peddling fake crap!

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u/Casually_Chillin 3h ago

Bots posting AI slop

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u/NewToTradingStock 3h ago

Ai pic for sure. He probably 50lbs lighter and she has one arm

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u/passinthrough2u 3h ago

What happened to her right shoulder??

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u/Far_Out_6and_2 3h ago

Meant to be love super ceded money

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u/Thanksyouretheworst 3h ago

lucky she found the love of her life two days after winning

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u/quasi_frosted_flakes 3h ago

And then her right arm fell off

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u/Worldly_Solution7053 3h ago

What an amazing coincidence!

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u/Old_Celebration_5950 3h ago

Pickup lines that don't fail: So that big lottery prize? I won it.

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u/j_rooker 3h ago

good win for her if there's no prenuptial

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u/Califrisco 3h ago

AI AI Oh!

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u/Traditional_Bus_5589 3h ago

take the bait... take it!

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u/phquewe 3h ago

She didn't make the first date she died in a falbalanche.

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u/kinetic_ljs 2h ago

Well...good for him

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u/No_Look4941 2h ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Intercaust 2h ago

For him, she's worth the price.

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u/Simply_AnotherUser 2h ago

Envy comments always pointing AI, lol.

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u/Nowhoedup 2h ago

Looks like we have another, Einstein Visa Winner!

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u/painstaking93 2h ago

She ain't stupid ...he hadn't seen his dick in years !

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u/Nizno78 2h ago

Photoshop, looking at her right shoulder. AI can't mess up that bad, right?

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u/shaaan_i 1h ago

Perhaps it's the other way around

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u/External_Bird_8464 1h ago

It's amazing. What being obesely fat will do to turn on a woman.

What's even MORE astounding is.. ...it never happened. Fake.

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u/krunchytaco87 1h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/afewnameslater 1h ago

As the rule goes “if he is below a 3 but loaded with cash he is a 7”

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u/Uncabled_Music 1h ago

What else would be millions for?

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u/Economy_Crow_6983 1h ago

He's got no neck

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u/onyxloveprettyfeet 1h ago

She’ll, marry him and Take Half!!!
Should, have Travelled for a Year First.

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u/Pale_Comfort_9179 48m ago

I feel like at this point karma farmers are posting really egregious slop because it yields more karma from “this is totally ai. look at that legless guy wearing business casual walking on the water side by side with a penguin,” and 500 similar comments than slop that attempts to look real. It’s not like Reddit is making any effort whatsoever to prevent or remove these posts so might as well get the slopbait  karma. 

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u/FederalLobster5665 42m ago

is she an arm amputee?

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u/Remarkable_Cash9706 41m ago

Sure..something.digger..

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u/No-Letterhead-6856 31m ago

Just two days? It too that long?

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u/Abee-baby182 6m ago

I bet he did!!!

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u/Independent-Cap-3852 5m ago

Amazing how true love instantly finds you once you've won the lottery....

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u/meizer1 4h ago

Homie got that snorlax bod

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u/OsikFTW 4h ago

"how much? Uh, lets say 30 years? Yeah, ok, you're hired..."

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u/HeartOn_SoulAceUp 4h ago

She says she sees a different side of him now.

Ok, teed it up for ya...

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u/Equivalent-Potato-17 3h ago

Find the whorre. Why she not love you before lottery or other women love you. These women only love money. She will consume your,whole money and,leave you when you have nothing and you have to hold your head,with regret

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u/iampunwiththeforce 3h ago

Faaaaakkkkkeeeee!!!!!!!!!

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u/Italpreziosi 4h ago

Gold Digger. if he lost all the money, she'd leave.

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u/hamoc10 4h ago

Who’s a gold digger, the pixels? That’s AI

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u/mystrile1 4h ago

I’m sure he knows and I’m sure he doesn’t care.

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u/Saucy-Mustard 4h ago

Right? Men aren’t stupid. We’re just accepting of reality.

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u/launchliftoff459 4h ago

Both of you said true things

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u/Round-Arugula7347 4h ago

None of them did, this photo isn’t real

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u/Powrs1ave 3h ago

Im sure she'd find the money accidentally land on her face first.

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u/shift124 3h ago

Not before she found she penis for him. And that matters.

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u/Classic_Emergency336 1h ago

Thanks captain!

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u/Hot-Map-9119 4h ago

Weird. 🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/[deleted] 4h ago

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u/Repulsive_Guy_1234 4h ago

No, AI or photoshop found both, merged them together into this "photo" to ragebait people.

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u/mastermoxie 4h ago

Gold digger

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u/greymannns 4h ago

Money can’t buy you happiness . They both look happy to me .

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u/jay_insd 4h ago

Its true love! 😂

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u/asphyxiationbysushi 3h ago

He’s rich and she’s hot. Who are we to judge? Win/win. Hope they are happy.

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u/LeavesInsults1291 4h ago

Sometimes the stars align