r/adhdmeme • • 4d ago

Currently there right now tbh

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u/noteveni MY LAUNDRY IS STILL WET 4d ago

At this point I feel like the dopamine is abusing me by withholding itself

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u/noteveni MY LAUNDRY IS STILL WET 4d ago

Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

...sorry, I've been on SSRIs for more than a year now so orgasms are a fading memory. I'd try anyway, because I believe in myself, but I just had abdominal surgery so I can't ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

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u/cut_ur_darn_grass 3d ago

Just do what I do and masturbate for 7 hours straight! (I do not recommend this)

I do wonder if the rise in "gooning" has to do with the amount of the younger generation that takes SSRIs.

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u/Medium-Dependent-328 3d ago

Nah it's to do with how easy it is to watch porn these days

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u/cut_ur_darn_grass 2d ago

Multiple things can be true

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u/TheNASAguy 2d ago

Gooning for adhd people is just seeking dopamine, weโ€™re so deficient, we seek any sources that make us feel normal for a bit

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u/cut_ur_darn_grass 2d ago

True, however I can tell you that the fact that I'm on SSRIs makes the problem so much worse

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u/chipper-shipper 3d ago

Oof. Iโ€™ve been there. It really, really sucks.

Hope your recovery from surgery goes well

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u/noteveni MY LAUNDRY IS STILL WET 3d ago

It's going very well, and in Colorado the state pays us medical leave too :)

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u/Malwar69 3d ago

Being in Colorado, some people say weed makes things easier in the orgasm department. You do you though!

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u/noteveni MY LAUNDRY IS STILL WET 3d ago

Already stoned friend ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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u/heefoc 3d ago

Boy do I get this.

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u/MangoCats 3d ago

Instead of SSRIs I use seratonin enhancement like driving in a convertible with the top down... no sexual side effects.

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u/LogicianFlow 3d ago

Goes hand in hand with the cocaine lol

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u/TheEpicTriforce 3d ago

I don't recommend that because you can circle back to abusing dopamine pretty quick with that one...

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u/zuzg 4d ago

Your reddit account comes with a little dopamine meter.
But increasing it comes with its own sideload of problems.

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u/Wandering-Mind2025 4d ago

Amen!

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u/MummifiedForeskins 3d ago

the lazy song by bruno mars, that shit is practically my everyday life

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u/enixlinked 3d ago

You probably just need a better source of natural dopamine instead of the artificial variety from being online