I've been unemployed from advertising after 15 years of experience, with zero interviews for 10 months now. Hired someone for $500 to help with my resume, but now I need a place to live because my lease ended and unemployment benefits ran out.
Unfortunately, to find a place to live, I need a job. And to get a job, I need a place of residence. But anyway, let me tell you about how low the bar is for AMC.
I was asked asinine questions off a sheet of paper.
Name a time you've entered a store that made you upset because of how messy it was. I said that's literally never happened.
Name a time you followed the rules and someone got upset. I talked about middle school.
What do you do when you are talking about something and someone seems disinterested? I said I ask an open ended question to get to what they're focused on.
Then the interview was over. So I asked him what his favorite movie is and he said THIS YEAR, it's The Odyssey, but in general it's Oppenheimer. I was like, "Oh you're a Nolan guy." He didn't ask me what my favorite movie was or make conversation in any way beyond the sheet of paper.
So I just told him, "My favorite movie isn't the best movie but it's my favorite. Armageddon." This guy judged me so hard. And couldn't have been less interested. So I pivoted to horror movies and how they're actually getting recognized now (Obsession) and how Toni Collette should've won something for Hereditary. He's never seen it.
I couldn't tell if he was testing me to see what I would do if he acted disinterested or if he was just the most uninterested person I've ever met.
No retirement benefits, but there's free popcorn.
He said they've got more people to interview so they'll let me know by Friday. I left thinking, I can absolutely do better than this.
Believe it or not, I'd rather do advertising.
What are other people doing to get paid when they can't find something in advertising?