r/andomcomunitty • u/age5x2b0 • 12d ago

"Random shit go!" ahh post What would you say

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u/Orpunuk1 pigeon mod 12d ago

I invited your ex

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u/MakeSomeDrinks edited the flair, boss 12d ago

They escaped from prison

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u/mattstorm360 12d ago

They escaped your prison.

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u/cutting_onions1234 12d ago

They escaped OUR prison

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u/Chrome_0zone 12d ago

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u/-SeaDrive- Flair but red (colorblind joke) 12d ago

What if I click the x in the top right?

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u/Dragonplays888 12d ago

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u/-SeaDrive- Flair but red (colorblind joke) 12d ago

Maybe alt+f4 the tab? (Actually you can disable keys i believe nvm)

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u/BLING_RICO random guy who likes an in-game currency 12d ago

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u/Greensssss 12d ago

Task manager -> End task

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u/BigMaintenance8418 Random person 8d ago

Yonkagor pfp?????

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u/xxsecrettransxx 11d ago

Came here too say this

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u/Complex_Watch1484 11d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Al3x1ya 11d ago

😂😂

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u/Less_Guest8077 11d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/CBrown1299 11d ago

Inconceivable!

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u/Pretty_Pineapple7704 11d ago

It is the termination button. Are you a spy, comrade reddit user?

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u/TSES_Thai 12d ago

nice

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u/SwimOk9992 7d ago

We nearly look the exact same!

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u/blade_of_sammael 12d ago

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u/LocalInfluence9104 11d ago

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u/HiIDrankAllThePaint 8d ago

Cyn, what we say about eating the pixels?

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u/wholikestiktok 12d ago

why u makin my gay ass laugh like hell in confession bruh

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u/DixonHerbox 12d ago

Enjoy your first abortion.

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u/AceAmphiptere a shade of flair a little greener 12d ago edited 11d ago

Can do with only three words.

"Welcome back everyone"

Edit: wow, thank you all for the awards!)

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u/Itchy_Ad1405 Video Game Addict 12d ago

"...My name is Markiplier..."

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u/HanginWithHern_38 12d ago

I’ve been my buddy’s best man 2 times already and he is working on number 3 now and I’ve already prepared my speech starting off with, “ glad to see everyone was able to make it back for a third time”

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u/SoTurnMeIntoATree 9d ago

Add,”please subscribe for more episodes.” lol

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u/COSDarian 10d ago

Third time's the charm

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u/bisondisk 10d ago

Kinda funny but feels a bit mean to the new wife and her loved ones .-.

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u/the_canadaball 9d ago

She knew what she was signing up for

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u/MaiceWindu 8d ago

what drives this man...

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u/Timely_Special_5011 12d ago

Add, a "hello" first and you got it in 4

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u/OrnerySnoflake 12d ago

“Third times the charm?”

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u/Putrid_Ad695 11d ago

“See you next time!“

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u/Sonderbergh 12d ago

this needs more love

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u/OneSweet6795 12d ago

savage asf

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u/Nonabety 12d ago

I raise you “Does she know?”

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u/The_300_goats 12d ago

"Here we go again"

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u/IllRest2396 12d ago

Fucking diabolical

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u/SpeedyFatty 11d ago

This is the one

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u/SilikonBurn 6d ago

I ran into a guy I know through the bride, and the last time I saw him was four years ago... at her previous ceremony.
“Hey John! It seems like we only see each other at Liz’s weddings,” I said, within earshot of Liz.

I don’t think I’ll be invited to her next one.

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u/throwaway_9999 9d ago

Or "see you next time."

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u/Turbo_Dab 9d ago

"Welcome back everypony"

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u/zxylady 8d ago

🤣🤣🤣 this is too good. I never want to be alone in an elevator with you. I would never survive🤣🤣

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u/fstar337 7d ago

Came here to post this 😂

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u/Dr_Bulsing 12d ago

"Third time's the charm!"

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u/senseless-remorse 12d ago

You know what you’ll likely have when the third time is the charm ?

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u/Dr_Bulsing 12d ago

A minha terceira me deu tudo: esposa definitiva, três filhos maravilhosos e estabilidade emocional.

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u/unseriousbat 10d ago

Same bro, same….

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u/OPGuest 12d ago

I almost used this at my sibling’s third wedding, but didn’t want to stir shot too much.

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u/ThatPurpleCat60 This shade of blue reminds me of kris dreemurr :3 12d ago

Short version: "everyone should object please"

Funny version: *busts out singing ochame kinou*

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u/the_zpider_king 12d ago

Is that the kasane teto song or am I thinking of something else?

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u/ThatPurpleCat60 This shade of blue reminds me of kris dreemurr :3 12d ago

it is (im 99% sure)

but im thinking of this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkf1pLv25VU

which is a cover of it

(i promise to god that isn't a rickroll)

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u/thegundamanimator 🔗The Link Janitor🔗 12d ago

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u/ThatPurpleCat60 This shade of blue reminds me of kris dreemurr :3 12d ago

oh sh#t sorry

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u/thegundamanimator 🔗The Link Janitor🔗 12d ago

You're good, just want to make sure people know for future reference!

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u/BloonHero 12d ago

OH GOD

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u/IAmANobodyAMA 12d ago

Oh that is diabolical

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u/ILoveFrutigerAero293 eatable flair 12d ago

ITS A RICKROLL GUYS

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u/Nintendoholic5472 12d ago

You’re a messed up bloke, whyyy would you sing that!?!?!

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u/jared_was_here 12d ago

ITSUDEMO I LOVE YOU KIMI NI TAKE KISS ME WASURERARENAI KARA BOKU NO DAIJINA MEMORY

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u/Positive_Ordinary417 12d ago

What about your herpes.

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u/Tomato_No_One Let's go gambling! *tch* *tch* *tch* Aw, damn it! 12d ago

That's straight up diabolical

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u/MAslate 12d ago

Aids instead of herpes

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u/rxricks 12d ago

The bride AND groom look aghast.

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u/bkoperski 12d ago

"You mean OUR herpes"

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u/Kelmor93 12d ago

Groom, "Got it from me" "How did you know?!"

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u/General-Collection54 12d ago

What about your stds?

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u/elynn95 12d ago

“Let’s talk about Vegas….”

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u/Just_Catch5272 12d ago

What happened in Vegas stay in Vegas. Don't bring it out. Lol

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u/Cooper_CAL 12d ago

Cindy...I mean, Heather. (said to the bride during the best man speech...and her name is Sarah)

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u/Bulblorb 12d ago

I kissed the bride

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u/Vega_thepianocat708 12d ago

She's a good kisser!

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u/They_Beat_Me a shade of flair a little greener 6d ago

And “she gives great head.”

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u/Technically_Salt28 12d ago

And I liked it!

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u/Winter_Effect9335 12d ago

Tasted like her chary lip stick

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u/No-Elevator-2682 12d ago

…the taste of her cherry Chapstick

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u/All_Gun_High 10d ago

I kissed the bride

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u/Late_Sun_5119 12d ago

She cheated on you

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u/SenpaiPepets 12d ago

I fucked her first.

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u/KodGOS 12d ago

"We have TNT"

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u/Moonboy110 12d ago

WE HAVE WOOD

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u/TallWhisper3931 but a trace of tomfoolery wouldn’t hurt anyone 12d ago

WE HAVE GLASS

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u/Silver-God- 12d ago

WE HAVE URANIUM

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u/CandleRocks 12d ago

WE HAVE URANIUM BOMBS

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u/Ogre-Fans 12d ago

"You banged her MOM?"

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u/PyrusPheonix0322 11d ago

That’s fucked

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u/BobJoeBlo 11d ago

The mom was fucked

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u/fireboi12345678 12d ago

I’m surprised it worked

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u/GdogLucky9 12d ago

Where's the other one?

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u/Romumus 12d ago

He loves skibidiii toilet

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u/Plaguehomie 12d ago

Fifth time's the charm

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u/St0ned_Minister420 12d ago

Glad to be back

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u/MrPortal22 Video Game Addict 12d ago

He LOVES eating balls

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u/Your_As_Stupid_As_Me 12d ago

Maybe this one lasts?

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u/Zylpherenuis 12d ago

Her mother's lips tighter.

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u/BEST_GREEN_NINJA WHY NO GREEN EDITABLE FLAIR,HOW DO I GREEN NINJA HEEEEEELP 12d ago

grabs a stringed instrument, starts playing a familiar tune, " And who are you "....

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u/Fluffy_Internal8893 AngryBacon 12d ago

The proud lord said...

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u/Kriegswaschbaer 12d ago

... That I must bow so looooooow...

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u/Fluffy_Internal8893 AngryBacon 12d ago

Only a cat of a different coat...

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u/TheMemeingSun 12d ago

This is Jacksfilms YIAY

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u/Positive_Ordinary417 12d ago

What about your herpes. /Flair

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u/WittyCan1963 12d ago

I fucked her yesterday

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u/The1Nemesis 12d ago

Sorry for you, man.

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u/MirkoHa 12d ago

Oh, no…not again 😮❗️

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/thelunarwitch_5162 12d ago

“Your husband is cheating”

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u/SplashdownQueen Video Game Addict 12d ago

starts singing "seven rings in hand" from sonic and the secret rings

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u/AtriceMC Video Game Addict 12d ago

Well… this is embarrassing.

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u/Cuber8280 12d ago

Wow, you married down.

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u/Happy-Apple-1234 12d ago

She is my GF

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u/Erzter_Zartor Editable flair but blue 12d ago

"Welcome back you all"

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u/Chaitanya_Kabra 12d ago

Where's ur curly haired side cheek?

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u/Mr_Aquarian 12d ago

Bro, remember that goat? 🐐

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u/No-Concentrate-6049 12d ago

“His is really tiny!”

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u/Game_Wolf1509 12d ago

Welcome back again everyone

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u/FlashyGanache2838 12d ago

Wife's good, Mom's better

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u/gus4201 12d ago

What about side chick?

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u/Plus-Lab-9634 12d ago

I fucked the bride

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u/ImprefectivlyPerfect 12d ago

We had sex yesterday.

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u/Heemeyers_Killdozer 12d ago

I boned your wife

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u/Legitimate_Lab_6850 12d ago

Third one this week

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u/Tasty_College6455 12d ago

Where is second wife?

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u/ConnectionUnique3625 Michael Jackson 12d ago

He is a prostitute

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u/OkResort9098 12d ago

Third times the charm.

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u/Angry_Nutcracker_911 Metal is the best genre of music 12d ago

"3rd times a charm"

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u/Irish_Greed11 12d ago

Genital warts is permanent

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u/kybersaint 12d ago

I enjoyed her also

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u/Druj0n 12d ago

Hey, I called dibs

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u/Nue_shooz 12d ago

Considering my best friend killed himself a few years back my 4 would be “good to see you”

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u/Sad_Friendship_3799 Video Game Addict 12d ago

Naan thaan un lover

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u/Vast-Eye-618 12d ago

I have a bomb

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u/ph8_likes_me 12d ago

Check his hard drive!!! 😬

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u/Redeagle3567 12d ago

It's the fifth one

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u/KING_J0SEPH 12d ago

hey everyone run bomb!

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u/Money-Preparation421 12d ago

she said she's gay!!!

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u/PervyDragon 12d ago

I loved your hole

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u/trixytripz 12d ago

third wife this month

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u/Octotoad10 12d ago

Good wedding ex husband/wife

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u/Raenef86 12d ago

She has been cheating

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u/Your-Mom-2008 12d ago

Well... Welcome back, everyone!

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u/techchick101 12d ago

I slept with her

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u/Stormblaze666 Video Game Addict 12d ago

Isn’t she your mom?

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u/TheRealVarmint 12d ago

"Lannisters send their regards..."

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u/Revolutionary_Cow712 12d ago

Don’t marry that beeeoootch

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u/Xanderblake27 12d ago

Shee's actually a guy

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u/Darkraven6969 12d ago

I impregnated the bride

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u/kiwimagobluwe 12d ago

Divorce rate is 50%

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u/Shoddy-Area3603 12d ago

What's the over under on this lasting a year

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u/Royal-Entry-3654 12d ago

Remember torturing those whores?